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Author: Subject: HOLY CRAP! What the hell happened to Batista?
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posted on 6-30-2011 at 09:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
HOLY CRAP! What the hell happened to Batista?

This was 6-8 months ago...


and now...


Just to get a better comparison


He deflated worse than Lashley but with this and his recent activity on Twitter it seems Dave may be turning a new leaf. He claims hes at peace and is making amends with multiple former WWE talents he may have burned bridges with. Heres a video to help get more footage of small(er) Dave opening his new MMA gym. For some reason the news still thinks hes 290 lbs btw...



Thoughts? Amazement? Dont give a shit? At least at this rate, I dont see Dave coming back soon unless he puffs back up, other wise Hunter may shit on him worse then when Masters dropped weight after injury.





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posted on 6-30-2011 at 09:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm guessing he stopped using steroids.





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posted on 6-30-2011 at 09:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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As awesome as his final heel run in the WWE was, this picture makes me hope he dies.

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posted on 6-30-2011 at 10:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
He said on Twitter he's eating a lot more healthily and has pretty much stopped the weights. He's more into fitness and health and MMA training now than being a ballooned-up guy. Lost 20lbs, apparently.
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posted on 6-30-2011 at 02:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote


This is a grandpa.





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posted on 6-30-2011 at 04:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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He said on Twitter he's eating a lot more healthily and has pretty much stopped the weights. He's more into fitness and health and MMA training now than being a ballooned-up guy. Lost 20lbs, apparently.


Yeah, I'm a bit of a fitness freak, and it just looks like he stopped lifting/battering protein down himself and started balancing his nutrition more.

I remember an interview when he was on Sky Sports News over here promoting a main event that he was in, and he was asked about his body (for some reason, it has stuck with me). He said that he rarely works out, and his muscle mass was mainly due to him been really big into it in the past. It's very possible that he hasn't been seriously into his lifting for a good few years now, even the 6-8 months picture shows him as smaller than his WWE run.

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posted on 6-30-2011 at 04:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
He clearly just can't take half the shit he was taking in WWE if he seriously wants to fight in MMA. WWE let you off with most things if you have a prescription for them, the NSAC won't.
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posted on 6-30-2011 at 05:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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As awesome as his final heel run in the WWE was, this picture makes me hope he dies.


Yes, but I want him to suffer first.

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He said on Twitter he's eating a lot more healthily and has pretty much stopped the weights.



Uh huh. I'm sure that's it.





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posted on 6-30-2011 at 07:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow, gassed up Batista looks more ridiculous to me, than the new non-juiced Dave does for some reason... Maybe its because if I truly saw a 40 something year old man dressed like that on the street I'd laugh my ass off at them (albeit while running away).

Man its hard to imagine that when he made his debut as D-von's lackey he was already in his 30's... guy looks so old now.

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posted on 6-30-2011 at 08:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If it's weight you're looking for, you can find it on his daughter without a problem.
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posted on 7-1-2011 at 02:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A strange, suspiciously homoerotic comment here, but has anybody ever seen a wrestler with obliques like Batista? I swear, he looks like he's wearing his pants on the inside of his body.
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posted on 7-1-2011 at 05:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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A strange, suspiciously homoerotic comment here, but has anybody ever seen a wrestler with obliques like Batista? I swear, he looks like he's wearing his pants on the inside of his body.




P.S. Randy Orton's thighs are amazing.





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posted on 7-2-2011 at 07:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Steroids are a helluva drug
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