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[quote][i]Originally posted by mastermind[/i] [b][size=5][color=yellow]UWF presents...[/color][/size] [size=6][color=red]"HOOD JUSTICE"[/color][/size][/b] Parental guidance Ill recap of UWF Episode #1 ("First Blood") from June 2011, starting with the Murder 1 / Lowlife Louie bloodbath and finishing with the Homicide vs Eddie Kingston main event and subsequent gang shootout that ended the first show . All the beatdowns, jackings and hand-to-hand transactions are covered. Storylines originate, rapper affiliations are revealed and the UWF reminds you... "it just got real". BUCK BUCK BUCK!!! "The game has definitely changed". Lou Thesz wouldn't recognize this. This is pro wrestling meets the streets and the UWF cast and crew keep it gritty and grimy. 40 Glocc open the shows in a backstage segment with one of his boys. They encounter NY rapper Cuban Link and a tense exchange ensues. Ringside shot with profanity-ridden welcome from the announcers (including Julius Smokes and my dude the "wild Sicilian" Robbie Mireno). Rapper Cuban Link enters first (representing Bronx NY with a dime piece. He's accompanied by BC Killer & Rickey Reyes (all representing the Bronx). Cuban Link cuts a brief pre-match promo putting BC Killer & Reyes over, before stating they're in this game to "get money". Enter the opponent Slyck Wagner Brown, who was part of the entourage shot at by Ruckus' crew at the end of the last show. Slyck Wagner Brown cuts a brief promo, and his rapper leader Uncle Murda is shown hovering around ringside. [b][color=red]SLYCK WAGNER BROWN[/b] versus [b]RICKEY REYES[/b][/color] Good match, with Slyck Wagner Brown portraying that big bad bully role far better than Bubba Ray Dudley ever could. Ricky Reyes looks like Lo-Ki with maybe 5 or 10 extra pounds of muscle. He's known as the "Havana Pitbull" and his style is similar to Lo-Ki's with stiff strikes and submission wrestling. Brown bullies Reyes around for most of the match, until Reyes begins his comeback. Overdrive to Brown puts him face down on the mat and in perfect position for a crippler crossface from Reyes! Reyes leans back and uses the bottom rope for more leverage, and Brown taps out!!! Reyes and the Cuban Link fam prevail! [i]More backstage skits, with everybody from Billy Blu to Eddie Kingston & Melle Mel getting their shine. Funny character-building backstage conference with 40 Glocc and his crew (including a goofy Willie Mack who reveals his bright purple wrestling undies) and Famous B lost in his headphones. Again, things that seem so normal in wrestling (bright purple wrestling undies) are given a hilarious dose of ridicule from those not familiar with wrestling protocol. Keeps things in perspective sometimes, and it's funny. Meanwhile in a gritty downtown bar, Uncle Murda meets with his people and the financial situation is dire. A common theme remains between all the skits - we livin in a muthaphuckkin recession and these crews got to get this paper!!! UWF got that money and everybody wants a piece of it.[/i] [color=red][b]WILLIE MACK versus FAMOUS B versus JEEZ (aka Sabian) versus BANDITO JR versus SCORPIO[/b] [i](Scramble Match)[/i][/color] 40 Glocc cuts a pre-match promo, promising to take the spoils of victory back to California with his boys Willie Mack & Famous B. Meanwhile, backstage in the locker room, Billy Blu and his crew get word of 40 Glocc's in-ring declaration and decide to check him!!! Billy Blu (representing Miami) rolls out with his boy BLK Jeez (aka Sabian of BLKOut fame). Billy Blu cuts a promo on 40 Glocc, and then Willie Mack. Back in the locker room, the rapper Brisco is surrounded by his crew watching the proceedings on the monitor. Scorpio (of Wrestling Society X fame) decides to get involved too, adding more firepower to Brisco's match contribution. Brisco makes his entrance alongside his talent Bandito Jr. and another fine Black female model (Scorpio will join the match soon). Match is a wild, frenetic affair similar to an old Nitro Counterweights match, or a TNA X-Division clash. All 5 men get a chance to pop their spots and hold heir own in a flashy, hard-hitting manner. Wu-Tang reference on commentary. Outside the ring the rap generals Brisco, 40 Glocc and Billy Blu all watch intently - arm candy and jewels dripping from each of them. Everybody winds up outside the ring various high-flying dives. Ultimately, Jeez (aka Sabian) and Famous B are left to do a solo routine in the ring. Jeez - misses his double footstomp from the top rope - Famous B HITS his Jeff Hardy-esque swanton from the top rope, but Jeez kicks out - and finally winds up coming down on the back of Famous B's head with his flying double stomp for the pin! Sabian wins one for Billy Blu's camp!!! 40 Glocc and his boyz storm out in anger. [b]Winner: SABIAN[/b] More skits with Cuban Link on the streets, and in the bar where he meets up with Uncle Murda. They going to Miami to see Brisco, and it AIN'T to talk if you know what I'm saying... Scenes contain more hand-to-hand transactions, and shaky-cam documentary style footage of backstage conversations. Rasche, Ruckus and crew are in the locker room talking crap and making fun of each other. But Rasche becomes outraged when he hears Rich Ortiz is fucking with some of his bitches. Rasche angrily demands the camera man follow him to the ring for the following confrontation: In ring, Rasche Brown (representing ATL) has a mic in the ring. He calls out Rich Ortiz by his government name (now you know it's a shoot!) and demands his face him right now in the ring! [b][color=yellow]MAIN EVENT[/color] [color=red]RASCHE BROWN versus BEAST ORTIZ[/b][/color] Beast Ortiz answers and says it had nothing to do with Rasche's girl. Another "Street King Title Qualifier Match'. Ortiz has the backwards baseball cap on, and when it gets knocked off his head his big ass puffy afro from the ECW days is gone in favor of a tight fade. Hard hitting, stiff match between the two made personal by female involvement. More rap quotes and street cliches on commentary. Huge superplex spot from the top rope puts Beast Ortiz down in the center of the ring. Announcers remind you the winner of this match goes into the 4-Way Finals for the "Street King" title and UWF Championship (other contenders include Homicide, Beastia & Ricky Reyes). [b]Winner: RASCHE BROWN[/b] Post match, Rasche Brown's rap capo Big Block cut a promo bigging up his crew and promising victory in the Title finals. More promos from various talent (including one from Homicide, Eddie Kingston drinking in a bar, and another from Rick Ross' rap group Triple C's). All gangsta, straight hood. UWF is here to stay. Show closing angle this week is a reprisal of the Lowlife Louie vs Murder 1 bloodbath that opened the show last time. They meet in a claustrophobic alley for a brutal street fight! Lowlife Louie gets his forehead pounded on by Murder 1 in an attempt to draw hardway blood from the myriad scars in Louie's forehead (it works). Barbed wire gets involved, Louie gets savaged again, but this time - he makes the comeback and snaps a plastic bag over Murder 1's head promising to kill him!!! Another attempted homicide attempt to end a UWF PPV!!! [i]Overall, the product is way better than the first offering ("First Blood", which I thought was cool too). The graphics are better, the storylines are more cohesive and the whole thing has a Cops/First 48/WSX kind of feel to it. I'm looking forward to more from the Urban Wrestling Federation. [/i] [/quote]
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