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PPV DISCUSSION: WWE WrestleMania 32 (April 3, 2016)
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[quote][i]Originally posted by janerd75[/i] Like DK wrote, I dunno how I work watching WM around That Guy borrowing Foley's Ambrose's version of Lucille to make us all sad pandas on the Walking Dead, but I suppose I'll hafta do my stretches, lube up, and jam it all in somehow. I'm down for all the matches, especially the ladder match, Jericho/Styles, and the Women's Title match, but these three here are my ones with strongest potential cases of The Repercussions: [b]Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar[/b] As others have mentioned elsewhere in other threads, as well as the bOOsman in this one, Dean can do no wrong even in a loss. Kinda has the potential to go Austin/Hart redux times eleventy billion should they so choose to have Ambrose take the beating of a lifetime and go out on his shield (heh) unbeknownst to him as his head would have been caved in by then and his pants Brown and Strong, man. Obtuse Mirrorverse: Wyatt Family Fuckery [b]Triple H vs. Roman Reigns[/b] Sweet Fancy Moses what a pickle this one is. In a vacuum (that specifically targets the reason centers of my addled mind), I don't mind either guys. I think Haitch would have been better served doing a Cena-esque U.S. Title elevation on a guy like Dean if he was adamant aboot holding the title as I think he can still go, but here we are with Reigns instead. Yes, injuries and whatnot, but still...The Roman Empire. *sigh* Ultimately, I hope to see a Shield reunion at some point, but the Bucky Fuckery Playdoh Factory has smooshed a decent big man with a great look, serviceable broham wrasslin' skeeyuls, daddeh, and subpar mic work into becoming [i]the[/i] avatar and dictionary definition for unholy tone deaf WWE mega pushes far surpassing anything they ever did with Orton and Cena. Double *sigh*. I fear that the Warden Norton and his enforcer Byron Hadley that is Vincent K. McMahon and Kevin "The Whiner Soldier" Dunn, respectively, are actually [i]that[/i] fucking obtuse to put Reigns over easy peasy Japanesey after an otherwise decent and brutal match that will no doubt be accompanied by Teh Booz eclipsing that of Goldbrick/Landshark in the long, long ago. However, one aspect of the match gives me pause... Obtuse Mirrorverse: The No DQ stipulation. Whether it's a little nonsense now and then relished by the wisest men of Haitch or Steph or StepHHH calling down the thunder and lightning from the LON or ???, or The Rock rolling down to ringside to Haka his cousin to greatness, I think the hope for all us sinners that didn't buy into this Reigns horseflop lies in the no DQ stip. Extra bonus unexpected magnanimous-beer-break-while-tarring-a-roof is Roman winning and punking out his cousin to the rightly aligned boos welcoming his newly minted heel turn. [b]Shane McMahon vs. the Undertaker[/b] I don't see how Shane loses this one unless the Vinman and Bukkuky have really gone off the rails and Shane was only ever supposed to be around up until WM only to disappear agayn for a cynical, "hey, see, times they are a' changin'...LOLFAYGZ *rug pull* no they're not, here's some more Authority you gullible smarks!" Dunno exactly how they pull it off, but Shaynamac wins here. Fuckery, fo' shizzle, but I'm not exactly sure how. It's in the Cell, FFS, so anything can happen and anyone can show up to assist. Speaking of which... Obtuse Mirrorverse: If they are really going to go all out and salvage the show from the potential disaster of Haitch/Reigns and leave us with The Rick's Infamous Last Taste of The Night Influencing All Future Endeavors and have a memorable run-in to save Shane from Taker sending him into death, there is but [url=https://youtu.be/enMReCEcHiM]one man[/url] for the job. I don't think it would involve him doing the IWC's Infamous Perennially Demanded Heel Turn either. Just him finally (and ironically) denying the Authority any further storylines for the foreseeable future by aiding Shane in beating Taker. His reason for abetting Shaynamac being as simple as not wanting Vince and Co. around no mo. Deep respect for Taker abounds, but he did what he had to do, do you know what I am saying, dog? And Shane being the only McMahon with the face gene and taking over Raw with a win would radiate stink waves of faceocity towards anyone assisting in banishing Vince and StepHHH, at least for a while, and the next night on Raw an immediately reinstated Taker can look forward to the megamatch either at Summerslam or next year's WM. [img]http://i.imgur.com/jIZCMkN.gif[/img] [/quote]
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