Sure, this is something that 12-year-olds should probably be doing (no offense to any 12-year-olds that post on here) but, after seeing Ms. Brooks last night on TNA, it made me think of who would be in my top 3 right now. I believe it would be as follows -

1. Melina - As long as she's around, she is my default #1.

2. Ms. Brooks - I don't know if it's the glasses or what, but she is FINE.

3. tie - Mickey James/Karen Angle - They are both freakin' hot. I can't choose.

Yes, I do love the brunettes, as you might be able to tell. What about you other dudes (or girls) on here? What's your ranking? Punker, I know you've got some thoughts/opinions.

1. Melina. What Gooker said.



2. Torrie Wilson. Still a fave.




3. Michelle McCool. Replaces ECW Brooke for obvoius reasons.

That gif of Melina saying "Your Mom" to some fan is fucking GOLD.


Time to let the hormones run wild!!!

In the running: Mickie James, Michelle McCool, Maria, Kelly Kelly, SoCalVal, Victoria, Beth Phoenix, Gail Kim.

As it depends on the mood I'm in (and just how they look at any particular time), if I had to pick 3? Right now?


SoCalVal
Michelle McCool
Kelly Kelly

If Beth looked more like she looked when she debuted (ie: a bit softer), she'd probably be in there. And, I'm not entirely sure why, but I've started taking more of a liking towards Kelly, as opposed to Maria lately... And Mickie needs to back to redhead. Brunette ain't bad, but redhead Mickie = HOT.

I'll play your game of "post images of three hot, hot women". Does that make me a misogynist? I'm going to count down, because it's more fun for me that way.

3.)
Layla El. If I voted for Divas. I'd have voted for Layla. Strangely enough, she dropped places when she straightened her hair.

2.)
Lilian Garcia. I would like to comfort her after her album bombed. With my tongue.

1.)
Gail Kim. Gail Kim may be be enough to convince me there's a god, because that can't be an accident.

Honorable mentions: Shelly Martinez without the tan, ODB (she's dirty), Melina, & Vickie Guerrero, who is very MILFy, for lack of a better fake word

ODB and Victoria? Man.

Brooke formerly of ECW
Michelle McCool
Karen Angle

That's my mood at the moment. Mickie James, Maria, Gail Kim, Christy Hemme, Angel Williams, Lacey, Talia Madison, So Cal Val... all in the mix on a regular basis.

[Edited on 11-2-2007 by LuckyLopez]

#1 - Gail Kim
#2 - Gail Kim
#3 - Gail Kim

Honourable Mention - Gail Kim

Anyone who lists any other woman is obviously not spending enough time looking at Gail.

Brooke from ECW probably would've been my #2 before she got fired/quit. That girl was so, so fine. Brooke...we hardly knew ye.

1 - Maria
2 - Michelle McCool
3 - Brooke (shed a tear)

Brooke wasn't even around enough for me to express my love for her! Oh well, she'll likely be forgotten as fast as Amy Weber.

1. Mickie James
2. Gail Kim
3. Melina (bring back the frickin' skirt, wwe!)
Honourable mention: Maria, since her recent direction in attire.

1. Melina - no contest

2. Mickie James - VA knows how to grow 'em

3. Shelley Martinez - i like my women a li'l freaky

mine switches around a lot.

Right now it's probably:

1. Maria - Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot
2. Christy Hemme - I love redheads and she comes across like a dirty whore. I love it.
3. [tie] Karen Angle - Now THAT's a MILF!
[tie] Talia Madison/Velvet Sky's ass.

But these have certainly been top 3 and could be again in the near future: Mickie James, Melina, Ariel, Gail Kim, So Cal Val.

Edited because Ms. Brooks is a butterface without the glasses.

[Edited on 1-11-2008 by salmonjunkie]

Difficult, but not so much:

1- Christy Hemme
2- Maria
3- Mickie James

Honorable Mentions: Layla with straight hair, Melina with her hair not all wild, and of course, even though they aren't around anymore, Trish and Stacy Keibler.

I totally forgot about Christy Hemme. I think she has actually gotten hotter since she's been in TNA and would easily get an "honorable mention" from me.

Edit - I was at the PPV where Torrie rocked that TINY bikini in Williamssl's post. It was in a bikini contest with Sable at Judgment Day. She was basically naked. And it was the closest I've ever come to getting an arousal during a live event.

[Edited on 11-2-2007 by gobbledygooker]

Kristal was fired! I'm on strike. Only boobs I'm looking at are Big Daddy V's!!

[Edited on 11-2-2007 by Shaggy]

1. Christy Hemme - I don't know, maybe her taste in music has something to do with it.

2. Mickie James

3. Gail Kim

Honourable mentions: Molly Holly, Victoria, Torrie (she still does it for me)

[Edited on 11-2-2007 by The Riot Act]

1) Talia Madison
2) Shelley Martinez although she was way hotter as Ariel. I have a thing for goth chicks
3) Maria

#1 Mickie James shes freakin hot!
#2 Christie Hemme Im liking the whole package plus i hear she's flexible(see last nights IMPACT)
#3 Karen Angle "...if your into the whole married women thing" WELL YES I AM

NOTE: its a damn damn shame they just released Brooke from ECW because she woulda been on top

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Difficult, but not so much:

1- Christy Hemme
2- Maria
3- Mickie James

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A lot of Melina love in here. She's ok and all... but I've never really been into Mexican chicks that much.

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Except my mom isn't even Mexican, you lame ass.

YEAH!? WELL YOUR FATHER IS AND ITS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED!

LIKE HERPES!

WHICH YOU KNOW PLENTY ABOUT!

FAG!

I didn't know who Ms Brooks was and now I need to go pleasure myself to her tna gallery. Don't know how to save from tna's flash but this picture bumped her up to number 1 for me:
http://www.tnawrestling.com/component/option,com_expose/Itemid,107/

Poor Maria gets knocked down to number 2:


And no one has Maryse. I've never seen her on tv but she's frickin hot!


And that puts Mickie at 4th, poor girl.

eta: Well, that didn't work at all. The ms Brooks pic was the one where she's pulling up her white t shirt, and the photobucket isn't showing the pictures. Is it cause I'm a newbie?


[Edited on 11-3-2007 by doctorb]

[Edited on 11-3-2007 by doctorb]

1) Mickie James
2) Michelle McCool
3) Cheerleader Melissa or Talia Madison

dead last) Torrie Wilson

And when I say dead last, I'm just talking about the supposed hot chicks, Kong and Mae, etc not included. I don't know what it is about Torrie, but she makes me sick.

My tastes are apparently similar in some ways to many others, but with one woman that hasn't really been much selected.

#1 - Maria

Can be equally cute or sexy, looks good in a variety of outfits, and is paired with the best reason to watch Raw, Santino Marella.

#2 - Beth Phoenix

Yeah, she's muscular and kind of scary, but there's just something about her that's mesmerizing. Plus, what can I say, I kind of like a girl who can kick my ass.

#3 - Christy Hemme

Loved her ever since she wore that cheerleader outfit while hanging out with Eugene. Looked amazing last week on TNA before Kong punched her lights out.

Honorable mentions: Mickie James, Stephanie McMahon (although more as she once was than she appears today) and Gail Kim.

Damn, this is tough. So to encapsulate quite a few, I'm splitting it into 2 categories:

All-Time:
1) Stecy Keibler/Miss Handcock. Holy fucking shit, man.

2) Torrie Wilson. Just damn.

3) Miss Elizabeth. Gotta throw some class out there.


Now:
1) Christy Hemme. I share the redhead weakness with many.

2) Gail Kim. No further explanation required.

3) Talia Madison. Wowsers!
http://www.taliamadisonworld.com/index1.htm

Honorable Mentions: Simply Luscious (still the hottest woman to spend time in ROH), Kelly Kelly, Maryse (I don't usually dig fake blonde with orange skin but there's just something really hot about her), Talia's fantastic ass

3: Trish Stratus- I don't care if she's not around anymore

2: Michelle McCool- She's like Stacy Keibler, but hotter

1: Gail Kim- I don't even feel the need to explain myself

No particular order:

Mickie James
Beth Phoenix
Kelly Kelly

I'm not sure where Ashley Massaro is but I miss her. She's my number one.

Layla is number two.

Torrie Wilson is still up there at number three.

I feel bad leaving out Maria, Christy Hemme, Gail Kim and Mickie James though. And two of the other blonde chicks on TNA whose names I haven't figured out yet.

Maria.












Seriously. No one is worth being on the same page

Who is that new backstage interview chick for TNA? I definitely wouldn't mind seeing the rest of her from the waist down.

Or maybe I would and that's why they're keeping it to the waistline and up camera shots?

And don't we have any female OOsters with some potentially bisexual tendencies to chime in with their OOpinions, too?

Crystal Louthan. Pretty sure this is her. Nothing wrong below the waist that I can see.

http://tropicbeauty.com/modelprofile.cfm?ID=466

Is that Frankensteiner-chick? If so, she looks different than I remember her. Or, I'm simply thinking of someone else...

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Crystal Louthan. Pretty sure this is her. Nothing wrong below the waist that I can see, minus the fact that she isn't groin-joined with that swarthy OO poster, Happy_Buddha....

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A small addition to my all-time list: Whatever happened to Midajah (sp?), Scott Steiner's valet during his chain-mail headed WCW champion period? She was amazing, as I recall, but disappeared after WCW folded, at least as far as I know.

In no particular order

Michelle McCool
Maria
Gail Kim

Wow, no love for Lillian or Victoria??? Whassup wit dat?

For real, I'd take SoCal Val, Victoria & the new interviewer on SmackDown.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't get the McCool & Ms. Brooks love. Michelle, would it kill you to eat a samich once in a while (I've seen more meat on a rib at Tony Roma's)? As far as Ms. Brooks goes, I dunno why but she just looks a little to plastic for me (not saying she isn't rough to look at, but I guess she's just not my type).

What a poor testimony for wrestling quality, that I break my long silence on this board on this thread...

But what the heck, my three:

3. Gail Kim - one of the most perfect bodies to ever enter the ring.


2. a strong contender for #1 - Molly. I have a bad fixation on this lady. Now, that we've learned that on top of her superior intellect she is a qualified massage therapists... damn.... You get the picture...


1. The one, The only and the hottest diva in all eternity - Trish Stratus. You don't even want to hear what I have to say about her...

Going back to how I started this reply - Too bad that these three amazing women are not with WWE...

Edit: To say that I find Layla (or however it's spelled) quite repulsive... Yuck.

[Edited on 11-15-2007 by Y2G]

After last nights Raw, my top 3 totally changed:

1- Layla (damn she looks smoking with straight hair)
2- Melina (I love it when her hair is straight and not a whole mess too)
3- Beth Phoenix (she just looked incredible to me last night)

Honorable mention: Mickie James (god I hope she keeps that as her finisher....yes, I enjoy HLA)

Layla and Melina looked like they could be sisters last night. And I'll agree with you, I sure wouldn't kick Beth out of bed.

I just don't get the Layla fixation. I'd rather have Cherry than her.

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And I'll agree with you, I sure wouldn't kick Beth out of bed.

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I like the blondies, so here's mine.....



3. torrie (three to five years ago, unquestioned number 1)

2. Kelly

1. The next Mrs. Layfield



and by the way, if Stacy were still around, my whole list would be fucked up....


Except for Kong though, they're all pretty hot.

I'll probably get shot for this but:

Ms. Brooks
Candice
Melina

Yes, yes I find Candice unbelievably attractive. I'm not sure why, she just does it for me. Honorable Mention goes to Jillian, Layla and Maryse. If Lita were still around she would definitely be on the list.

only two need to be mentioned....

1. Stacy Keibler
2. Maria

all other divas (present and past) are second rate, no offense but Stacy and Maria are 100 on a 10 point scale where everyone else is a 8-9 at best.....

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2. Maria

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Ever since Kelly Kelly's breasts magically grew larger, she's probably my new number one (I like tits!).

Other than that, Jillian Hall (I like tits) would probably be second and then everyone else would basically be tied for third.

And like I think someone mentioned, Trish Stratus would probably be my all-time number one if I had to pick.

Given that this is just current...

3)Torrie Wilson. Possibly my all time number 1, Blonde, hot body, great tits, likes to pose nekkid.

2)Michelle McCool. Altough thinking of her boinkin Taker is rather off putting...

1) Karen Angle. My god, could there be a hotter MILF in all the land?

Basically, dumb blondes with huge tits rule, but MILFS > Anything else.

Things to be learned:

Goon is a bOOb man;
I am an ass man.

And not in the Billy Gunn way.

Originally posted by Thom

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Originally posted by Thom
Things to be learned:

Goon is a bOOb man;
I am an ass man.

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Maria MIGHT be able to turn me lesbian.

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Maria MIGHT be able to turn me lesbian.

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Maria MIGHT be able to turn me lesbian.

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Maria MIGHT be able to turn me lesbian.

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Originally posted by Miss Domino
Maria MIGHT be able to turn me lesbian.

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Does this mean you're already bi?

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So what are you're feelings on the future mother of my children - Amazing Kong?


And just to stay on topic, this week the list looks like this:

3) Ms. Brooks - I don't know, but she's been looking hotter and hotter to me. It's probably her in-ring talent. It always makes me appreciate a woman more.

2) Victoria - Always a top five hottie for me. Doesn't hurt that she has the second best ass and one of the most devestating finishers - male or female.

1) Mickie James - Not because of her lesbian tendacies, but with the absence of Kristal, she has the best ass in the company. Plus, she skips and that's damn sexy.

Would it be out of line to ask Miss Domino for pictures?

Victoria all the way for me!

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Would it be out of line to ask Miss Domino for pictures?

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Would it be out of line to ask Miss Domino for pictures?

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Only if your request is: Send Nudes.

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What's the legal age in Northern Ireland?

All I said was that I thought Maria was good looking, and now people are asking for nudes! I really need to be more careful about what I say on this board...

And I'm not even going to bother answering that Amazing Kong question.

Domino: for the record, we're just ribbing on you. The "Send Nudes" thing has been a staple around these parts for quite some time any time there's a new female pOOster.

Don't let it turn you away from us just yet.

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What's the legal age in Northern Ireland?

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That's ok then, im betting you don't get alot of female posters here.

And speaking of Finlay, his brother is my headmaster.

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Domino: for the record, we're just ribbing on you. The "Send Nudes" thing has been a staple around these parts for quite some time any time there's a new female pOOster.

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That's ok then, im betting you don't get alot of female posters here.

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Cause and Effect perhaps?

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No. Cause is the fact that it's few women who are into wrestling enough to spend time checking out wrestling websites. Ergo, relatively small number on a BB about it. Effect is the growth of a mysoginistic culture online. Tangential factor is the significant subgroup of men who are into wrestling enough to post on a BB who have unhealthy relationships with women.

Or was that a greater analysis than you were asking for?

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Umm, normal-talk translation please?

normal translation: Send Nudes, PLEASE!

Normal talk translation: just ignore us in this thread, it was made by a guy for guys. It IS titled "Your Current Top 3 Hotties List," and located in the Divas section...

And if you get ribbed, just wait for the perfect opportunity to rib back. A well placed ribbing will win everyone over around these parts.

In my experience, a well placed ribbing hurts like hell.


Figured this thread needed more pictures...

Domino,

Hi. My name is Thom, and I am one of Pavlov's dogs. Actually, you may find that a great many of us here at OO are (or are relatives of) Pavlov's dogs. There are a great many things, that when posted, will get a particular set of responses. The idea of a girl and pictures warrants the "send nudes" comment(s) due to an in-poor-taste-but-funny-nonetheless joke by CiG (I believe).

Long story short - unless your real name is Crystal, you shouldn't have anything to worry about - we're harmless, really. Except, maybe, DevSop, but you'll be fine once you turn 18.

Love,
Thom and the other OO Troglodytes

PS: Look here if you want more info.

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Would it be out of line to ask Miss Domino for pictures?

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BD - For that pic of Ms. Brooks - I commend you.

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And speaking of Finlay, his brother is my headmaster.

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Sal, I was expecting a pic of the pornstar, Domino...you disappoint me

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No. Cause is the fact that it's few women who are into wrestling enough to spend time checking out wrestling websites. Ergo, relatively small number on a BB about it. Effect is the growth of a mysoginistic culture online. Tangential factor is the significant subgroup of men who are into wrestling enough to post on a BB who have unhealthy relationships with women.

Or was that a greater analysis than you were asking for?

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Not to turn this into a Capri pant debate but Rick is now the second guy I have heard voice his displeasure with Capri pants, the first being a guy I used to work with who despised them as well. I don't get it. Sure, I like some nice shorts or *slobber* white pants on an attractive girl as much as anyone but I think Capri pants are fucking hot!

Now, to keep this thread on track, my updated top 3 hotties list -

1. Melina - Not even the revelation that she really has, apparently, fucked Batista can taint her. That's right. I said "taint."

2. Mickie James - Something about her lately. Maybe the making-out-with-other-females thing.

3. Karen Angle - The definition of MILF.

Make that three guys then gooker. I wouldn't say I despise capri pants, but well, I'm a either wear shorts or wear pants type of guy. Capri's just seem weird to me, like when an older guy wears pants that are too short.

Rick,

When I'm referring to a relatively small number of female fans, I'm basically referring to anything under the standard 50% of the population. Nothing to take exception to :-)

Obv, some very lOOyal female fans here :-)

I've made my wife NOT buy Capris because I also hate them. But shorts or buy pants. What the fuck is the point of something trying to be both? They look stupid.

You guys are insane. That is no reason to be anti-capri. So you can go short and buy shorts, medium and buy capris, or long and buy pants. Capris show off the calf, which can be sexy as hell.

However, guys wearing capris? (yes, I have seen this) THAT I'm against.

O my brothers, our band of anti-Capri-pants scoundrels may be small in size. But the company is good. Even Shatner disapproves of Capri Pants.

If the starship captain what boned thousands of scantily-clad green women considers a particular fashion to be his own personal Wang Kryptonite, you know there's gotta be something wrong.

I would grace you with a detailed expansion upon my own stance on Capris and their lack of flatteringness. But I choose not to, on the grounds that it would quickly veer off into a detailed discussion of high level Quantum Thighcanics with diagrams and illustrations and lengthy drooling exposition/explanation, all of which would only serve to indicate that it's probably been far too long since I last so much as touched a bOObie.

So screw that.

I will however, note that the title of "Biggest Ladyboy in Sports" was taken away from David Beckham in the last year, and bestowed upon tennis player Rafael Nadal, who (for reasons unfathomable) wears fruity-looking Capri Pants every time he plays. So wrong....


Rick

I wear man-pris all the time for bike races. Cargo pants cut off below the knee.

My top three:
Maria
Daffney
pre-implant Lita

[Edited on 11-27-2007 by lz4005]

Damn. Daffney and per-implant Lita? lz went old-school.

And I didn't even think about Nadal's man-pris. I have seen him wear those. And immediately wished I hadn't.

Less talk about capris, more pics:

I would go with Maria, Kelly Kelly, and Michelle McCool in no particular order.

Capri is only good when it comes after Jordan. And I know at least 2 other people on this board know what I'm talking about. For the rest, just google it.

As for top 3 hotties: Trish x3.

BFG, I was thinking the same thing.

For those of you too lazy to look her up, here's some incentive:

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Capri is only good when it comes after Jordan. And I know at least 2 other people on this board know what I'm talking about. For the rest, just google it.

As for top 3 hotties: Trish x3.

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Ah, I come to OO & see a lovely pic of Jordan Capri. What a fine day this is indeed.

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Sure, this is something that 12-year-olds should probably be doing (no offense to any 12-year-olds that post on here) but, after seeing Ms. Brooks last night on TNA, it made me think of who would be in my top 3 right now. ... What about you other dudes (or girls) on here? What's your ranking? Punker, I know you've got some thoughts/opinions.

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Ah, but what do you think of Jordan Capri?

In the style of those trivia games you see in bars...

1. I have a hunger for Unger.
2. Molly makes me jolly.
3. Mama mia, Maria

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Ah, but what do you think of Jordan Capri?

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Then we could see which guys all the men on here like that way.

Edge.











I mean, Trish, Maria, and Val!

Actually, we did have a "man-crush" thread:

http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=18593


For those curious, my answers:

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Great find. I forgot about that thread. Mine hasn't changed all that much.

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Triple H is a constant favorite of mine. He will always be there. But last year Edge sure gave him a run for his money. It was never more apparant to me then when I was watching the Rumble with a group of casual fans. Some of them were ragging on Edge pretty hard and I really thought about jumping over the couch and pounding the piss out of them. Everything Edge does is pure GOLD!!!

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Edge.

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I mean, Trish, Maria, and Val!

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Actually, we did have a "man-crush" thread:

http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=18593

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Whoa. I posted in that "man crush" thread, too, and didn't really remember it.

I take pride, however, in the fact that my post was the least-gayest one of all, as the only thing I did was to set the rule that if girls wanted to post in it, they (like the men) had to admit to fondness of members of their own gender.

I guess if the same basic Gender Orientation Crushery Logic Rules apply here, then *this* would actually be the thread where women should place their top 3 lists objectifying members of the opposite sex.

Which is probably fine. You're all just going to slobber all over glossed up ladyboys like Randy Orton, asexual fruitcakes like Jeff Hardy, or the all-new Bravo Network Endorsed Chris Jericho, anyway. And truly, these are all "divas" of the highest order, and belong in this forum.

Once that discussion plays out, the Utter Absurdity of this thread will only be enhanced if us fellas also find out which male fashion choices equate to the wang-limpening unhotness of Capri Pants, too!



Rick

"Man-Crush" is most certainly not the same as "Hotties." A Man-Crush is a man whom you have a DEEP appreciation for that becomes so big that it borders on the romantic. It makes you "look gay for" him. But it is not actually sexual attraction or even basic platonic appreciation for a male's appearance. So that thread totally doesn't count.

Everytime I watch a bunch of New Jack interviews a respark a man-crush on him. He is however one ugly, scary motherfucker. If you were to pose a question for me right now along the lines of "If you had to, who would you?" or "Who is the hottest?" New Jack would most certainly not make the cut.

Although if he did want to fuck me I suspect there would be nothing I could do about. Presuming I would not want to be stabbed before being... uh... stabbed.

[Edited on 11-29-2007 by LuckyLopez]

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I've made my wife NOT buy Capris because I also hate them. But shorts or buy pants. What the fuck is the point of something trying to be both? They look stupid.

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How could you dis the spork like that? COMMUNIST!!!

No love for "taint"?

Let's not forget "shenis", either.

How about cankles?

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I guess if the same basic Gender Orientation Crushery Logic Rules apply here, then *this* would actually be the thread where women should place their top 3 lists objectifying members of the opposite sex.

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I'd go gay for

AJ
Kaz
Paul London w/facial hair


Keeping with this thread: pics of firewoman's choices.

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Victoria all the way for me!

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Who is that chick? I likey.

Even though she loses .5 points for wearing a Yankees shirt in the last pic.

[Edited on 12-1-2007 by gobbledygooker]

Gooker, that's TNA's Talia Madison.

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Let's not forget "shenis", either.

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Just for the hell of it, my all-time top 5

1. Trish Stratus

2. Beulah McGillicutty

3. Melina

4. Miss Elizabeth

5. Victoria

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Keeping with this thread: pics of firewoman's choices.

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Poopin?

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BD - For that pic of Ms. Brooks - I commend you.

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Talia is still my number 1 even though I'm not a huge fan of the name change. Is it bad that this pic makes her hotter to me?

Am I the only fag that doesn't find that pic the least bit attractive?

I doubt it. Although the internet is filled with weirdos.


ETA: Now that I think about it, it's not that she is taking a piss in a urinal thats hot. For me it's two things

-She obviously has a sense of humor which I find very attractive. And it's a sense of humor that I like

-The whole willingness to do something dirty or seemingly dirty. Plays into my imagination of if she does something like that what other dirty things would she do? And I like my girls kinda dirty

[Edited on 12-8-2007 by BigDonAntonio]

I like mine VERY dirty. And now that I checked out that "man-crush" thread, it brought up a very important question, concerning the person who started that thread.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE MYSTERIOUS DR. X?!

I don't think he's been heard from since that thread.

late to the party but my three would be

Trish (cover girl days)
Stacy and (WCW days)
Firewoman (most days)
in random order

After last night's Raw, I am changing my vote to contain all the divas that showed up:

1. Sunny - Holy hell she looked good! Bring her back full time please, she's got the looks and verbal skills to be someone's manager and take them to the next level.

2- Trish - Yummy.

3- Mickie James - Even with all the other divas, Mickie still cracks into the top 3.

For me, it would be pick the guys, so here it goes:
1. The Undertaker
2. Raven
3. Gangrel

Just to name a few.

UT, okay, big guy, protector. Raven, kinda grungy, not a bad looking dude when he keeps his shirt on, but Gangrel? Really, maybe I have to be a woman to get his appeal. You should replace him with someone like the Rock, or Maven. Yeah, you should totally replace Gangrel with the only Tough Enough guy that matters.

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Originally posted by Timmy
Victoria all the way for me!

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I love how Jason Mewes has the never ending nod right next to what you wrote.

BTW, welcome back, Timmy! We missed you!

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Originally posted by GeniusIQ
After last night's Raw, I am changing my vote to contain all the divas that showed up:

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Originally posted by The Flea
For me, it would be pick the guys, so here it goes:
1. The Undertaker
2. Raven
3. Gangrel

Just to name a few.

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Originally posted by metallikid
I would have expected The Big Show

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Originally posted by blackdragon
the only Tough Enough guy that matters.

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Nowinski didn't win, though.

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Originally posted by metallikid
I would have expected The Big Show

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Guys, PLEASE don't give her any incentive to start talking about moose's "Little Big Show".

I don't speak on what you all wish you had! As far as the Big Show, he is pretty nasty.

I in NO way wish I was privy to moose's cock, thank you very much.

Does anybody else find it humourous that we all think Moose bears resemblance to Show but Moose's wife thinks Show is disgusting?

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Originally posted by The Flea
I don't speak on what you all wish you had!

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Still doesn't explain her glass eye, though.

Or does it?

Did Nowinsky ever eliminate Undertaker in a Royal Rumble? Does Nowinsky have a dropkick that makes Holly punch himself in frustration? Does Nowinsky's have beautiful eye brows? Does Nowinsky look like the Rock? Does Nowinsky's name rhyme with Raven, so that you can sing "That's so Maven?" Truly, Maven matters more.


Of course all that and I'm still thinking about moose cock...

I don't believe all the Moose claims. Look at the facts, people: Solly visited, played dress up, Moose got in a cage, and Solly was still able to sit long enough to fly from Michigan to San Diego. There's no way that flight could happen if Moose was really packing.

DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!



[Edited on 12-13-2007 by atothej]

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Originally posted by blackdragon
Does Nowinsky's name rhyme with Raven, so that you can sing "That's so Maven?"

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Not new-thread-worthy.

Who knew?

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Helms is currently dating TNA Knockout Velvet Sky (Talia Madison).

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Fuck Gregory Helms. I hate him. First he eats my sandwich after an indy show we both worked(right after WCW went under) and then he steals my girl. Bastard!

BDA will not die?

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Originally posted by joerizal
Comments? Violent reactions (from Lucky)?

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Whatever would Shane say?

That's right, I forgot that goofy motherfucker too.

Man, if I just build up a sense of self importance and start blogging all my life's happenings on the internet with all the self awareness of a 15-year-old I could be getting all the wrestling hotties I want!

I know, and with his appendix near-death thing I bet he's getting all the attention too!

Git.

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Originally posted by LuckyLopez
That's right, I forgot that goofy motherfucker too.

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Originally posted by LuckyLopez
That's right, I forgot that goofy motherfucker too.

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But Matt Hardy and CM Punk seem like complete and utter self absorbed douchebags. Its not like its the great guys of wrestling hooking up with the women. Its the whiny fuckers who will call you "Amy Feces" if you break up with him and post all the events of your weekend on Facebook.

Its laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

And yes, Kenny by all accounts is a douchebag. Lance Hoyt at least looks like one. And Austin Aries has always struck me as a self righteous ass like Punk at the very least, and that beard is just Jericho levels of retarded.

[Edited on 1-4-2008 by LuckyLopez]

Girls like the assholes. What can you do?

Matt does seem like a whiny little ho, but I'll give him a pass on the Lita thing. She did, after all, fuck one of his (former) best friends behind his back while still with him. He probably annoyed her to that point, but that's still a shitty thing to do to anyone.

As for Punk, I can see it. He's unique and confident. The fact that he's a smug fuckhead apparently means little to all the girls who dig him.

But back to my point. It's still a step up for girls to want those guys versus Masters or Orton, but all will be wrong with the world until they want ME. And to Riot regarding Mickie, get in line brother.

[Edited on 1-5-2008 by denverpunk]

Mick Foley married a model, and first got her before he was even relatively well known!
Stacy Keibler and Kelly Kelly hooking up with Test though is just mind-boggling.

Ok, I just watched Shelley Martinez's TNA debut and I'm revising my list -

1. Melina
2. Shelley Martinez

Nobody else can compare as far as I'm concerned.

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Originally posted by gobbledygooker
Ok, I just watched Shelley Martinez's TNA debut and I'm revising my list -

1. Melina
2. Shelley Martinez

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Originally posted by derfsucks

Not to diss Maria, but I'd love this list WAY better if it could include Daffney and Nitro Girl Spice.

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Ahhh...Nitro Girl Spice. She was my favorite back when WCW existed.
My current top 3:
1. Maria
2. Melina
3. Velvet Sky

Ah yes....I'm sure you mean Dr. Melissa Bellin in Atlanta?
Yup. She is married (darn) and operates a chiropractic clinic w/her hubby. She also teaches yoga in Atlanta.
Hmmmm.....she also posed in the Sept. 1998 Penthouse w/other Nitro Girls. BFG???
Now...if I could just get these attachments to work.....

Oops...found another one....
mmmm...Spice...

My top three:

3) Karen Angle. Note how she doesn't dress super sluttily. Her body language (and body, itself) conveys a wicked sensuality. Witness how she's manipulating poor A.J. She's not even blatantly throwing her boobs at him or giving him opportunities to see her naked. The woman oozes sex appeal and she knows how to use it.

2) Trish Stratus. There's a page in the WWE Unscripted book in which Trish is smiling with a black eye, yet was still strikingly beautiful. Made me want to find who gave her that shiner and brutalize them.

1) Torrie Wilson. Unbelievable hotness even as she's getting older.

OMG Lacey tonight at the ROH show. Leather pants, totally goth'd out. Lucky, wait til you see the pics.

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1) Torrie Wilson. Unbelievable hotness even as she's getting older.

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Well, I'd be shocked if the "older" women on weren't low on your list, Sop...


edit: weren't, not were...

[Edited on 1/15/08 by Thom]

Hey, I'd still take old-school Beulah as my #1 all-time. And Sunny wouldn't be too far behind. But Torrie Wilson looks like her dog shit on her face and smeared it in with 100 pounds of makeup.

I really don't understand what your complete hatred of Torrie Wilson is but its silly. I mean, Torrie's not my thing as I don't go for the fake breasted blonde bimbo thing. But the woman has at many moments been undeniably gorgeous. Her face looks like dog shit? You just have a crazy hatred of her.

I have a crazy hatred of many things, what's your point? And the fact that you're focusing on my Torrie hate when about 5 or 6 posts ago, I mention Lacey at her absolute finest in leather pants and a halter type top tells me you might start changing your top 3 hotties to Kazarian, Angle, and Gunn.

You give me pictures and maybe I'll get excited. But I've already told you I basically prefer business suit Lacey to goth Lacey. But I'm open to new flavors.

I just know there's at least one photo of Torrie that always stops me in my tracks.

So, the hard and fast rules here are top 3 currently active in the business? If so I gotta go...

1) Melina. I have no idea what it is about her, and I usually loathe women with fake tits, but RAWR.
2) Maria. Really needs no explanation.
T3) Rain and Lacey. My goodness gracious. Actual wrestling talent, hints of charisma and mic talent, and looks. I don't really like ROH or SHIMMER but I'll watch the Minnesota Home Wrecking Crew.

If we go all-time, however, things are a bit different.

1) Miss Elizabeth. Childhood crush, she's plain beautiful, and she smacked the crap out of Ric Flair in one hilarious moment even though Flair should've beaten Macho's crippled ass.
2) Molly. No, not because I'm sucking up or anything like that. Because she's beautiful, and because I take crap from my wrestling friends for liking her.
3) Sunny. Back in the day she was un-frigging-believable. And now that's she getting healthy and sober again, she's coming around once more.

Melina at #1? I like this guy already.

Nicely done, Lucky.

1) Leila - Hands down, just pure sex appeal....And when the hair is straight...that just takes it to the next level.

2) Melina - I agree, there's just something about her...

3) Mickie....Her booty makes me have devious thoughts...

1. Kimberly Page -



Even with the removal of her implants (*sob, sob*), she's still absolutely gorgeous and in great physical shape - she might be getting a little older, but that's natural beauty that doesn't diminish easily. . .

2. Maria -



She might not have as much "meat on her bones" as I'd prefer (Think my #1 pick at the height of the Nitro Girls), there are two particular episodes of Raw that really made me take notice of her - "The Trial of Eric Bischoff" - My GOD!!!! The sight of her in that blue dress. . .honestly, she's probably got the sexiest walk - that little booty shakes just so nicely when she's swinging those hips. . .and last night's Raw when she was walking down to the ring. . .again, she's probably got the sexiest, bounciest walk I've ever laid eyes on. . .

3. Terri Runnels -



She might have been a tiny little thing, but my god, that little body was tight and toned - and her "horny little she-devil" attitude (TM - Jerry Lawler) worked for her at that size. . .

Melina is my number one pick. She's got curves that make me go weak at the knees and that walk she does... Oh wow.

I've got to extend my list to include Tracy Brooks. She's really been doing it for me lately.

And speaking of Ms. Brooks and tying it into the earlier discussion about how we can't see the appeal of certain wrestlers to certain "hotties", apparenlty CM Punk has not only been with Maria but Tracy Brooks and Daffney as well. My hat goes off to him.

Time to update my list to put Payton Banks at number 2. Talia/Velvet stays one but I really like the new look of Banks on the last impact

I agree that Banks/Rain looks MUCH better as a brunette.

My list has changed a bit recently too

1. Melina - still the hottest by far
2. Roxxi Laveaux
3. Shelley/Ariel/Salinas

Honorable Mention: Mickie James

I think I'm gonna have to replace Terri on my list with Mickie James - for some reason, her body has really been baking my cookies lately. . .to wit:














She's really been turning me on lately - even with the meatflaps we've all seen. . .I'd still hit it. . .several times. . .

Just to revise my list

1) Velvet Sky/Talia
2) Payton Banks
3) Christy Hemme

Honorable Mention - Maria

1. Traci
2. Mickie
3. Katie

Alright, I had to bring this list back up since my list has changed as of late. There is a new girl in town!

1. Melina - She will always be my #1. Even though my poor sweetheart is apparently currently injured. Where is the news about her injury?! When is she expected back?!? This is a damned conspiracy!! Regardless, I'll be waiting patiently for her triumphant return.

2. Velvet Sky - She has jumped into my list with a vengeance. Now if only I could get her to jump into my bed (don't tell my girlfriend). Velvet Sky just seems dirty and hot and nasty and all the great things. I likey.

3. Mickie James - Mickie's still tenuously holding on to her #3 spot, though the women of TNA are making it tough. But after seeing her on Monday and that smokin' hot, curvy body...she's safe. For now.

Velvet Sky: I literally love her ass, and though Angelina's is nicer, Velvet admittedly has the prettier face.

Wedding Planner/Victoria Crawford Have they given her a name yet? Doesn't matter, she's fine as hell and Edge did what any man, gay or straight would have done in her presence.

Victoria Still my diva of choice after all these years. Just can't shake the attraction.

I have to give a shout-out now to Katie Lea. Great bod, and she has a crazy vibe to her that I dig. Of course, that bastard Matt Hardy is said to be boinking her now.

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Alright, I had to bring this list back up since my list has changed as of late. There is a new girl in town!

1. Melina - She will always be my #1. Even though my poor sweetheart is apparently currently injured. Where is the news about her injury?! When is she expected back?!? This is a damned conspiracy!! Regardless, I'll be waiting patiently for her triumphant return.

2. Velvet Sky - She has jumped into my list with a vengeance. Now if only I could get her to jump into my bed (don't tell my girlfriend). Velvet Sky just seems dirty and hot and nasty and all the great things. I likey.

3. Mickie James - Mickie's still tenuously holding on to her #3 spot, though the women of TNA are making it tough. But after seeing her on Monday and that smokin' hot, curvy body...she's safe. For now.

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Originally posted by doctorb
I didn't know who Ms Brooks was and now I need to go pleasure myself to her tna gallery. Don't know how to save from tna's flash but this picture bumped her up to number 1 for me:

Poor Maria gets knocked down to number 2:

And no one has Maryse. I've never seen her on tv but she's frickin hot!

And that puts Mickie at 4th, poor girl.

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Time to update-

1. Velvet Sky
2. Velvet Sky
3. Melina (the bland babyface thing ain't working for me)

Yet another update -

1. Velvet Sky
2. The Bella Twins - Either one will do. I already knew they were hot but after seeing them and, more importantly, those ASSES of theirs on The Dirt Sheet tonight?! I got sprung and their status sky-rocketed.
3. Melina - See above.

I'm trying to figure out where tiffany gets ranked. I don't get sci fi so I've never seen her on tv, but, good lordy above, her pictorials on wwe.com are smoking. It's tempting to put her in at 3 or maybe even 2 based on pictures like this alone:


Seeing Maryse actually do stuff once in a while has made me hesitant to drop her any because she's not too bad in her performance, at least not bad enough to make her photos any less enjoyable.

But Mickie's still so hot, those legs, and those eyes, and she's got talent.

I'm so torn. No way will Velvet Sky drop out of a solid number one, I'd pay for sci fi if she moved there. I want to watch her give a promo all thursday night, only in a smaller top.

[Edited on 3-31-2009 by doctorb]

Given the fact that Tiffany got the pin in that 80-Diva clusterfuck on Raw, you may be getting ready to see more of her, Doc.

And more Velvet Sky on my TV in less clothes would never be a bad thing.

Okay. Time to update -

Beth -

















I shouldn't even have to post a reason after looking at that body and yes, I realize there are 2 of the same pictures in there, but I never really noticed her impressive, yet not overly gigantic cleavage.

Melina -













I REALLY wish I still had my divas do new york DVD


Eve -










I just think she's sexy as hell.

Annotating your list with illustrations is a very good idea. I think you should all be scouring the intarwebs and annotating regularly, just so I don't have to do any googling of my own. We need Goalie back here to revive this section.

Still:I will play along in kind, as best I can, with some fresh and recent picuregraphy. Sadly, whenever I ponder this issue, I mostly just start wishing it was still 2005. Oh, 2005, where for art thou? To wit:

NEWEST TRISH (Now new and improved for 2009 with a new 'do! And possibly 50% less silicone? But DEFINITELY 50% more Shaft-Handling! Oh yes, Shaft Handling. Oooooh, baby.)




LATEST MOLLY (If she tries wearing that outfit within a 50 mile radius of The Rick, she's so totally getting full-body-tackled onto the nearest sofa for hours upon hours of being forcibly snuggled-with!)




ANOTHER HALF-NEKKID GAIL (You can't go wrong with any of these pictures taken by the sleazy Japanese cell phone provider that apparently uses titties to sell wireless service. Thanks to this company, I ALWAYS have Full Bars.... IN MY PANTS~!)




So sad that it isn't still 2005... I mean, all due respect to Mickie's periodic displays of exceptional rumptasticness and to Lilian for always managing to dress so fricking sexy without ever looking slutty and maybe to Kelly Kelly when it looks like she's trying and I almost (almost) start thinking about transferring my dormant Sympathy Gene from Trish over to her, but still...

This is the least interesting and appealing roster of divas in a long, long time. At least for me. Oh, for the days of not being able to watch RAW without a fairly significant threat of wang-plumpening... at least we still gots Gail.


Rick

I don't know if its the WWE PG factor, current characters/storylines, or just what some Divas have done with themselves appearance-wise, but I can't point to any Diva right now and go "wow", and that's a first (and no I didn't go gay and that's what's causing it).

The face Melina thing has just killed her appeal. Face Melina bad.

McCool has bangs. Bangs bad.

Layla went frizzy. Frizzy bad.

Kelly Kelly hasn't worn her pink tights in forever. No pink tights bad.

I like TNA. TNA has hot chicks.

Velvet Sky


Daffney


Still, there is at least one woman in WWE who consistently makes me say "Wow."

Maryse

You know, I was gonna say that Daffney has kinda been doing it for me lately but the pic Lucky posted above doesn't exactly help my cause (at least facially). Still, I like her current look and I've gotta say, I'd let her leave a rat's head in my bed any day.

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You know, I was gonna say that Daffney has kinda been doing it for me lately but the pic Lucky posted above doesn't exactly help my cause (at least facially). Still, I like her current look and I've gotta say, I'd let her leave a rat's head in my bed any day.

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I admit, the makeup job Daffney's been sporting lately has given me moments of doubt. Still, the body seems to generally pull it through.

I like her makeup in that picture.

I have weird tastes.

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I admit, the makeup job Daffney's been sporting lately has given me moments of doubt. Still, the body seems to generally pull it through.

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Yeah, that's Velvet, ODB, Lacey, Rain (I believe), and Daffney.

And Lacey and Rain would probably be sitting at #4 and #5 on my list at this moment.

Holy crap, that *is* ODB... looking very un-ODB...

I was too busy enjoying the fact that Daffney is quite attractive when she's not purposely trying to be all gross and fetish-y to realize that same basic caveat applied to somebody else in the picture. I likey.


Rick

Rain's taller than I thought.

I was trying to figure out who Daffney reminded me of in that group bikini pic. I finally realized who it was - Nicole Parks.



Anything else of her is most likely NSFW.