The Matchup We Don't Get: Bella vs Bella
williamssl - 6-2-2011 at 01:49 AM

Because Matte's brackets suck and stuff.

Brie Bella



Nikki Bella

drmuerto - 6-2-2011 at 02:15 AM

I went with Brie. Nikki is a heifer and a terrible person and her name isn't even a cheese, so I can't in good conscience vote for her.

DevilSoprano - 6-2-2011 at 02:40 AM

I went with Nikki cause I should have went to ASU instead of Rutgers so I feel as if based on the pictures, I'm rectifying that terrible mistake.

CreativeInternetAliass - 6-2-2011 at 03:16 AM

I went with Nikki, cause the evil twin is always more fun. Plus brie has a total butterface.

drmuerto - 6-2-2011 at 03:49 AM

quote:
Originally posted by CreativeInternetAliass
I went with Nikki, cause the evil twin is always more fun.

Evil twins also have goatees. Do goatees get you off?

williamssl - 6-2-2011 at 03:50 AM

A quick read of that had me thinking you typed goatses.

I think evil twins have those too.

You see what this damn site has done to me....

CreativeInternetAliass - 6-2-2011 at 03:53 AM

You have met me Dr. Muerto. You saw my wicked goatee. What do you think?

lz4005 - 6-2-2011 at 04:42 AM

snatch tattoos for the win

Matte - 6-2-2011 at 04:44 AM

quote:
Originally posted by lz4005
snatch tattoos for the win

williamssl - 6-2-2011 at 05:09 AM

^^^^^^^'


That is the correct answer, by the way.

denverpunk - 6-2-2011 at 07:06 AM

quote:
Originally posted by drmuertoNikki is a heifer and a terrible person


Explain please.

I went with Brie, because I can't in good conscience vote for anybody wearing a Sun Devils jersey.

Ecosystem - 6-2-2011 at 07:32 AM

I went with Nikki because I'm still having trouble telling them apart, but in one interview on "how do we tell you apart" Brie apparently said Nikki has a bigger ass. I trust her.

Matte - 6-2-2011 at 07:50 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Ecosystem
ass.


Biff_Manly - 6-2-2011 at 02:31 PM

I think they need to be counted as one person. When Captain Kirk was split in two each half had part of his personality. The same thing happened with the Bellas except it was in the womb. Neither one is the complete on their own, together they are one.

Thom - 6-2-2011 at 02:45 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ecosystem
Nikki has a bigger ass.




As one of the OOficial Ass-Men (in a purely heterosexual way, of course) here, that is a big (no pun intended, but sure...) why Nikki is hotter - she's got a better rump.

Katie Vick killer - 6-2-2011 at 04:42 PM

Nikki, she's got an ass and no snatch tattoo. My vote brought the telly to 9/9.

OOMike - 6-2-2011 at 05:24 PM

Snatch tat breaks the tie...

Wickedfrost - 6-3-2011 at 10:23 PM

Nikki is the Bret Hart to Brie's Jim Neidhart. As a good internet wanker I've got to go with the technical specialist here.

10/10

gobbledygooker - 6-4-2011 at 01:05 AM

Originally posted by Thom

quote:

As one of the OOficial Ass-Men (in a purely heterosexual way, of course) here, that is a big (no pun intended, but sure...) why Nikki is hotter - she's got a better rump.


Thank you for helping me choose, my fellow lover of all things ass.

EDIT - By the way, which one went heel in that angle that shook the pillars of the WWE a couple years ago? Was it Nikki? I thought she was hotter during that time period.

[Edited on 6-4-2011 by gobbledygooker]

TheMakerSaidTaker - 6-4-2011 at 10:37 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Wickedfrost
Nikki is the Bret Hart to Brie's Jim Neidhart.


Jim Neidhart has a pussy tat? And Bret Hart shaves his?

Thom - 6-4-2011 at 12:27 PM

A couple of years ago? I don't remember. If you mean a few months back, when they were NXT Pros, then yes, it was Nikki. And yes, it only increased her hotness.

Shao Khan - 6-5-2011 at 12:30 AM

quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
Originally posted by Thom
quote:

As one of the OOficial Ass-Men (in a purely heterosexual way, of course) here, that is a big (no pun intended, but sure...) why Nikki is hotter - she's got a better rump.


Thank you for helping me choose, my fellow lover of all things ass.

EDIT - By the way, which one went heel in that angle that shook the pillars of the WWE a couple years ago? Was it Nikki? I thought she was hotter during that time period.

[Edited on 6-4-2011 by gobbledygooker]


My first thought was, "which is the twin with the bigger ass? That's who I choose." Although snatch tats are wicked hot to me, I gotta go with these two gentlemen and praise tha booty.

PyroFalkon - 6-8-2011 at 04:26 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Katie Vick killer
Nikki, she's got an ass and no snatch tattoo. My vote brought the telly to 9/9.


Brie, for the exact reason you stated. Something about the ink -- someone called it "box top instructions" when I asked about it in a different thread -- automatically gets me excited. Maybe because I want to see the whole thing rather than just the goddamn wing tips (assuming they're even wings in the first place).

Man, I've really come around on tats... Used to hate them. Lita used to be an immediate turn off to me due to the ink, but when she surprised us all by appearing on that god-awful Pee Wee Herman episode, I just wanted her back in WWE immediately. Or my bedroom.

Oh, and, bonus: as someone else said, I cannot in good conscious vote over anyone whose name has a milk product involved. (We've got a girl who works or worked at the Xenia Arby's whose name was Butter, I shit you not.) As long as Brie doesn't taste like her namesake, I'm sold.

happy_buddha - 6-9-2011 at 03:27 AM

Pyro- they are dolphins and they taste like allspice.*














*at least they do in my mind.