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salmonjunkie
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posted on 2-1-2011 at 09:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
New board themes

Nice. I like. But...

Where's Basic Thuganomics?

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posted on 2-1-2011 at 10:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Weren't there Cena-related themes not too far back in the recent past? I seem to remember some Can't See Me and Thugganomics things being used a couple of years or so ago.





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posted on 2-2-2011 at 02:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I didn't see them.





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posted on 2-2-2011 at 08:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just a heads up (not sure if it's been noticed or not), the Spoilers sub-forum is still on the Hogan theme.





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posted on 2-2-2011 at 03:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I like how sports is Ruck Fules, seeing Lucky's corpse is being ass-raped somewhere.


"Oh, where is my moderator ? Oh where is my moderator ? Oh, where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where oh, where ... is my moderator ?"

"Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and
slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his
composure and reports ..."

"I think I saw a moderator back there!"

"Back there is my moderator . Back there is my moderator. Back
there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back
there, back there, back there ... is my moderator !"

"Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters
the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a
towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."

Junior: "Why do you need a moderator? You don't have any hair!"

"Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him.
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his moderator ? Larry wonders ..."

"No hair for my moderator. No hair for my moderator . No hair, no
hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where, back there, no hair
.. for my moderator !"

"Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene.
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob
regains his composure and confesses ..."

"Larry, that old moderator of yours ... Well, you never use it, you
don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave
it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!"

"Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments..."

Larry: "Not fair for my moderator . Not fair! My poor moderator . Not
fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not
fair, not fair! My little moderator !"

"Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself
in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly
embarrassed at the sight of...each other. But recognizing Larry's
generosity, the Peach is thankful ..."

"Thanks for the moderator ."

"Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene.
Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the
moderator , calls out ..."

"Take care of my moderator . Take care, oh my moderator. Take
care, take care, don't dare not care, take care, nice hair, no fair, take care, take care ... of my moderator ."

[Edited on 2-2-2011 by Columbo]





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posted on 2-2-2011 at 08:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
...and loving it.





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posted on 2-3-2011 at 12:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Really like the new forum titles. If you still need one for spoilers as mentioned earlier, how about: Cena wins.

ETA: I am not too proud to admit that I didn't get the title of the Divas forum until I said it outloud to myself.

[Edited on 2-3-2011 by AriestheRam]





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posted on 2-7-2011 at 08:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Requests for title changes:

Spoilers: Superman Retains
Retro: Word Life or Ruthless Aggression
Fantasy: Turning Heel
Games: Five Knuckle Shuffle
Divas: See Deez Nuts

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posted on 2-9-2011 at 07:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My guess is Ill get a responce from teh higher powas in 8 months? Oh well haha.





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posted on 7-7-2011 at 04:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If anyone has a better idea for Tech, I'm listening. Otherwise, I think the rest are as fitting/clever a way to go as you could hope for for the next couple of weeks....

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posted on 7-7-2011 at 02:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"Nailed 'em. All 400."



Awesome.





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posted on 7-7-2011 at 06:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Agreed, the new theme is just awesome. Gotta say my favorite is for this board.





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posted on 7-7-2011 at 10:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
For Tech I'd use "You are now one of us"
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posted on 7-8-2011 at 12:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tech: "I'm not on the signature that's produced at the start of the show."





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posted on 7-8-2011 at 03:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well done. Beats another Hogan one or, God forbid, and all-Orton one. All I can is booyah and boo-urns.





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posted on 7-9-2011 at 06:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How about -

Fantasy: Pepsi > Beer
Games: My only addiction is competition
Games: Luck is for losers
Divas: You have a vagina!

[Edited on 7-12-2011 by salmonjunkie]





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posted on 8-21-2011 at 10:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Minor change to Tech pls

Tech: OMG...Kevin Nash...WTF! Thought he was dead...LOL





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posted on 8-21-2011 at 05:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JB KING
Minor change to Tech pls

Tech: OMG...Kevin Nash...WTF! Thought he was dead...LOL


Wouldn't that make more sense under Retro?

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posted on 8-26-2011 at 10:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JB KING
Minor change to Tech pls

Tech: OMG...Kevin Nash...WTF! Thought he was dead...LOL


Would you believe that last Tuesday, I was very close to changing it to "omg... wtf.... lol... txt msgs from Celine Punk"?

Cuz I was...


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posted on 12-30-2011 at 11:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There's a typo in the OOWF subforum title. Mayem should be Mayhem. Not a big deal, just figured I'd point it out.





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posted on 1-1-2012 at 03:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matte
There's a typo in the OOWF subforum title. Mayem should be Mayhem. Not a big deal, just figured I'd point it out.


It's also MidWeek Mayhem, with the 'W' Capitalized mid-word..... If someone is in a fixing mood......





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posted on 1-1-2012 at 05:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You want me to be in a fixin' mood? Fine, they're fixed.

Marvel at how my typing and spelling skills rise to the occassion when I have adequate motivation! That'll learn you to point out my errors!


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