Gobshite
The Rowdy One  
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Jackie Gayda (Haas)... honestly!!
God damn... what have you done woman?
To think that Charlie Haas finds that sexually attractive...
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Paddlefoot
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| posted on 7-21-2011 at 12:11 AM |
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Pose-downs are kind of fucked up at the best of times so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt for being at a competition. But if she looks
like that in a relaxed state then she's got a big problem. It's almost like she reached a state of 1% body fat and then went for some
liposuction anyway to delete the remainder.
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nOOb
The Great One 
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| posted on 7-21-2011 at 12:14 AM |
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Okay, I figured this was what this was in regard to and I think I should mention one of science's weirdest facts (disclaimer: this may not be
science of even a fact): women naturally only show muscles when they flex. And when they do flex, they wind up having more muscles than most dudes.
I mean, I have a lady friend in California that runs every morning and does the little 10 lbs. weight training that you would not think would develop
anything. She's very petite and has a pretty decent body. Then she does contests like this and all of a sudden she's got as many muscles
and as much definition as Jackie up there.
I don't know how that is possible, but trust me: she's still pretty hot if she's not flexing.
Everything about this girl is awesome. She's hot, she got kicked out of school for sucking too many dicks, she takes it in the ass and her body
gives itself abortions. -Punker on Lilly Allen's Miscarriage
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2 
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Registered 12-17-2002 Location Charlotte, NC Member Is Offline Mood: Opus Eponymous
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| posted on 7-21-2011 at 01:50 AM |
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Her clit must be the size of a baby's head.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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JMD
Fella
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| posted on 7-21-2011 at 02:04 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
Her clit must be the size of a baby's head.
Don't treat her like a woman. Don't treat her like a man.
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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Registered 12-17-2002 Location Charlotte, NC Member Is Offline Mood: Opus Eponymous
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You know, given the fact that she's popped out one kid (at least?) I'm torn on whether I would prefer that or the usual stretchmarks,
added weight, drooping boobs, etc. that normally follow child birth. I think I would take the latter.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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Chris Is Good517
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Registered 1-10-2002 Location Little Rock, AR Member Is Offline Mood: punchy
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| posted on 7-21-2011 at 03:52 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Gobshite
To think that Charlie Haas finds that sexually attractive...
In Charlie's defense, she didn't look like that when he married her
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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Registered 12-17-2002 Location Charlotte, NC Member Is Offline Mood: Opus Eponymous
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Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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Eli
The Immortal One
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| posted on 7-22-2011 at 01:53 PM |
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re: 2nd pic. Who took the ass?
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theflammablemanimal
The Immortal One
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| posted on 7-24-2011 at 02:39 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
quote:
Originally posted by Gobshite
To think that Charlie Haas finds that sexually attractive...
In Charlie's defense, she didn't look like that when he married her
He's probably too terrified to leave.
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Matte
"Family Man" 
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Registered 12-16-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: #HEEL
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| posted on 7-24-2011 at 04:36 AM |
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These ones aren't quite as bad...
I think the dark tan in the photos in the OP is even worse-looking than the muscle bulk. But when the two are combined, then it's purely
grotesque.
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cloak and dagger
Creepy Little Bastard
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| posted on 9-6-2011 at 12:56 AM |
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Jackie Gayda: You don't fuck her. She fucks YOU.
"...and everything I touch, shall wither and die."
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joerizal
Showstopper 
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Registered 2-7-2005 Member Is Offline Mood: carnivorey
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I didn't click this 'til today because I don't have much interest in Jackie.
Now that I clicked, I wish I hadn't.
my av is a burger.
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Morgoloth
And I am AWESOME
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| posted on 10-29-2011 at 01:41 AM |
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Yeah, in Charlie Haas' defense, if he tried to turn her down in bed.. she'd probably rape the poor guy.
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Biff_Manly
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Registered 6-16-2006 Member Is Offline Mood: Ridiculous
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| posted on 10-29-2011 at 05:47 AM |
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Rape him with her penis sized clit in the ass like a prison bitch.
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