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posted on 10-14-2014 at 08:41 AM
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CM Crunk
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posted on 10-14-2014 at 08:59 AM
Must be one o' them fancy big city metaphors I been hearing about.
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posted on 10-15-2014 at 03:43 AM
Well, I DID post it two months ago... here's another link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qMKnj_SLEw
janerd75
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posted on 10-15-2014 at 04:40 AM
Oofah, this girl.
Wait a sec...Oh god, oh Jesus no! NO IT CAN'T BE! PLEASE DEAR GOD DON'T LET HER BE A...Meh, you know what, it's been a while so why
not, but holy shit s/he's using the low urinal. No wonder Dean's so nuts.
[Edited on 10-15-2014 by janerd75]
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
janerd75
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posted on 1-29-2015 at 09:45 AM
I figure it was aboot time to bump this thread since everyone seems to be losing their minds (rightfully so) over Reigns winning the
Rumble. And what better person to soothe us savage beasts than beloved Canadian export Renee Young! Let it be known that there will be no ogling of
nudies, no upskirts, no oily gaper shots, and certainly no unfounded innuendo regarding her gender. The Lovely and Talented Renee is as pure as a
freshly fallen Ontario snowstorm, as cool as a can of Molsons chilled to aboot 3�C, and chaste as I imagine her to be with a composed gentleman like
Dean Ambrose. So, on that note, let us discuss one last bit of business before we begin the admiration anew.
quote:Originally posted by S Kid J E T S 48
Renee just screwed up a promo. Clearly she's not ready to be the #1 backstage announcer at Wrestlemania.
This aggression will not stand, hoser. To every man, woman, and child reading this, we must unite against terrorist atrocities such as this and show
these savages that any and all attacks on adorableness will not be tolerated. This dear girl is a Canadian National Treasure, buddy. Remember that the
next time you slander an entire nation's beloved enchantress, guy. I'm very sorry you have no soul, friend. Never forget,
#JeSuisPaquette
And now that the unpleasantness is out of the way, onto the show! Just aboot one of the greatest interviews ever seen ever, eh?
Now, let's hear no more of these accusations of gender switcheroos and confusations...oh crap...
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
janerd75
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posted on 1-30-2015 at 11:34 PM
Guess who's on my shit list? FAAAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAAAAAAANGOOOOOOOOOOO, that's who.
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
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posted on 2-1-2015 at 06:19 PM
The best thing about Renee is that she genuinely knows and loves the product. She and Arda Ocal err.... "Kyle Edwards" seriously wtf... on Aftermath
with Jimmy Korderis made for great WWE commentary every week.
And this needs to be said in light of certain public statements that have yet to be atoned for: Pyrofalcon is a wad.
Stay wet my friends.
janerd75
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posted on 2-2-2015 at 06:03 PM
quote:Originally posted by Wickedfrost
And this needs to be said in light of certain public statements that have yet to be atoned for: Pyrofalcon is a wad.
Hey, that's alright, everybody has their opinions and whatnot and Pyro's a good guy and he's been going through some stuff lately so
he may not have been thinking clearly...when...he...sai...WHAT. DID. HE. SAY?!?!?!?!!?
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
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posted on 2-7-2015 at 05:40 AM
Uh... yeah, what exactly did I say, and when? Also, only one person gets to call me a wad, and if I remember right, that person already gave me the
"Winningest Online Onslaught Non-Rick Columnist Ever Forever in the Universe Forever, And Also He's Handsome" trophy. You know, since I won
our feud and all.
VOTE PYROFALKON FOR THE 2012 BOORDIES!!!
EDITED TO ADD: Oh, is it because I said that Renee Young's new hair cut was unfortunate in a recap? Because, yeah, it's unfortunate. Suck
it!
VOTE PYROFALKON FOR THE 2009 BOORDIES!!!
[Edited on 2-7-2015 by PyroFalkon]
Wickedfrost
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posted on 2-8-2015 at 09:39 PM
Pyrofalkon for the Boordies? 2012 which is 2015 Canadian?
And if the CBD came back to read that you disparaged our national treasure he would definitely write a very clever poll about it.
[Edited on 2-8-2015 by Wickedfrost]
Stay wet my friends.
janerd75
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posted on 2-8-2015 at 10:04 PM
Pyro, right aboot now we've got a problem, buddy. Take a boot to the head, friend? You've crossed some lines there, guy.
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
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posted on 2-15-2015 at 01:25 AM
Huh. I don't normally like hair that short, and Renee's new look usually does cause me a bit of a libido-killer, but... but that last pic
you posted there, janerd... uh... that... that just may make up for it.
I think it's the "just woke up and my hair is a mess" look of that particular shot. I'm learning all sorts of new things about myself
today.
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- PyroFalkon - SD!: ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW - March 7, 2015
Welcome home, Pyro. Welcome home.
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
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posted on 4-1-2015 at 02:14 AM
I have no adorable Renee Young pictures to add, but I would like to add my support to the notion that Renee Young is made of victory awesomeness and
other positive superlatives. Were I WWE, I'd train her up to call the action, at least for the ladies. They could be trailblazers in letting a
woman call "sporting" action.
She also is lovely, and Dean Ambrose is a lucky, lucky gent.
NXT: It's like WWE, but fun!
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posted on 4-11-2015 at 12:02 AM
Just a nice interview with Canadian National Treasure� Renee Young. The good part starts aboot 19:20 in. You'll squee, you'll dance for
joy, you'll wake your significant other then hold them tight and cry. I wiped tears of joy out of my eyes and cradled my left hand to my chest
so I guess that counts too. Either way, enjoy!
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
lz4005
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posted on 4-12-2015 at 01:27 AM
Hell of an outfit on her at the beginning of the JBL YouTube show this week too. Little tank top and short shorts. She has a really cute stomach.
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posted on 5-1-2015 at 04:55 PM
Just making sure that our national treasure is at the forefront of all our hearts and minds. She's got a new network show. I think it's
important that we remember how crazy-awesome she is as a person, wrestling fan, Canadian, and broadcasting professional in the midst of all this
objectification.
Either way, enjoy! 