janerd75
Man of a Thousand Holds 
Posts 1960
Registered 1-28-2013 Location SoFla Member Is OnlineMood: Squat Cobblin'
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| posted on 12-25-2014 at 06:47 AM |
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The 12 Lays of XXXmas - NSFW
On the first day of Christmas janerd sent to me (ALL NSFW):
12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
5(a) Golden Rings
5(b) Golden Rings
5(c) Golden Rings
5(d) Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
To the Betrothed or Otherwise Hitched:  What's that, Hon? Oh, just checking on some stuff on that gOOfy wrestling site I go to. Yeah,
looks like Reigns is gonna get the nod at Wrestlemania. I just can't fathom why the E wants to go in that direction, especially after the failed
Batista push last year and what went down with Brya...huh? Oh yeah, go ahead, Babe, I can see your eyes glazing over and I don't wanna bother
you with my silly hobby if you've go some stuff to finish up. Gonna look up the lyrics for the '12 Days of Christmas' in a bit too
so, uh, don't come in here for a while, I wanna finish wrapping some gifts...*
To Errbody Else: No need for disclaimers as I'm already assuming your pants are around your ankles and you didn't even make it this
far anyway.
Otherwise:
*with my dick
[Edited on 12-27-2014 by janerd75]
�I don�t wanna die looking at you, you sack of shit. I�m checkin� out! Somebody throw me in the traaaaash!� - Frank Reynolds
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OOMike
The Great One
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Registered 1-3-2002 Location Columbus, OH Member Is Offline Mood: Tired
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| posted on 12-27-2014 at 01:42 PM |
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Not that I am complaining, but shouldn't 10 lords a leaping have been for the 8 maids a milking?
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
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janerd75
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1960
Registered 1-28-2013 Location SoFla Member Is OnlineMood: Squat Cobblin'
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| posted on 12-27-2014 at 06:34 PM |
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Fixed, even though the 10 Lords a Leaping still doesn't make sense in that context. Just go with it, okay? Geez, the lengths a guy has to go to
get other dudes off on the internet has become a real chore these days.
�I don�t wanna die looking at you, you sack of shit. I�m checkin� out! Somebody throw me in the traaaaash!� - Frank Reynolds
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Oceanic815
rOOkie
Posts 32
Registered 6-17-2013 Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 3-19-2015 at 07:59 AM |
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the partridge in a pear tree cams here some nights
NSFW
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Ashe_Maree
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