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Subject: It's Friday Night And The Feeling's Right - NSFW
janerd75
The Rowdy One
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posted on 3-7-2015 at 09:28 AM
It's Friday Night And The Feeling's Right - NSFW
Technically Saturday morning, but your butter blaster won't know the difference. Just putzing aboot on the ol' JanerdeX 3000 and figured
it was high time to post some High Quality Filth for folks who dig that kinda thing. No, there won't be any Disney-esque fawning over lovely,
chaste and purehearted ladies such as Milana Vayntrub or Renee Young. No, there won't be any psychotic Rule 34 Halo porn, much to Pad's
dismay. Just straight up, good old fashioned, hot as fuck females doing horrible things the deities of their choosing (or whichever turns out is the
right one) will certainly be holding against them whence they eventually slip beyond the veil. But, until that blessed day arrives, please enjoy the
varying random Wizard Sleeves, Box Socials, Cock Holsters, and Red Hot Pokers I've assembled for your viewing pleasure. No tricks,
swearzies*. Oh, and so I don't have to tag every goded one of them, they are ALL NSFW!!!!
Before you begin, maybe throw your old buddy janerd a bone and think of me as you're peaking, but not, like y'know, before you make a mess
of things as I'd like to think that we're telepathically bOOnding as brOOthers on the Road to Wrestlemania. I'm sorry, I love
you.
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian
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posted on 3-8-2015 at 12:33 AM
Get off my lawn.
janerd75
The Rowdy One
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"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
Columbo
Showstopper
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posted on 3-14-2015 at 03:26 PM
It was nice of you to throw a couple in there for Matte.
"The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall,
which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale�s
campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a
fountain that cured syphilis."
janerd75
The Rowdy One
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posted on 3-16-2015 at 08:10 AM
Because sharing is caring.
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
janerd75
The Rowdy One
Posts 2269
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Mood: Equinsu Ocha
posted on 3-21-2015 at 08:12 AM
****Historic Post #666!!!****
Another lonely Friday night and BFG was right. So turn your lights down dim and dig into some fabulous quim. Don't worry there's
nothin' shady, let janerd teach you how to treat a lady...
Now that you've got your right hook all warmed up, in order to really get you in the mood you're gonna wanna take your lotion out
of the basket as we start the shameful proceedings off with a sensual song that comes from one
of the most romantic films of all time.
Aww yeah, I know you fellas are feelin' the love now. So take a load off and dig in...
WAIT, DON'T GO! JANERD HAS BROUGHT YOU NUDIE PICS!!!
I swear there are no traps involved in tonight's entertainment. No, there is something far worse lurking behind the hidden text. I'm so
sorry*.
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-21-2015 at 08:24 AM
That thing doing the thing with the balls was way less disgusting, as far as these things go, than the thing with the Dunham thing was.
Also, Reigns = glaaaaaarrrgghhhhhh
[Edited on 3/21/2015 by Paddlefoot]
You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking wildling bastard.
janerd75
The Rowdy One
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posted on 3-21-2015 at 08:48 AM
Never go full Dunham. As for Reigns, I figured that was the most appropriate .gif to illustrate what the WWE is doing to us with him, when they should
be doing THIS to us with Bryan/Lesnar...
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
janerd75
The Rowdy One
Posts 2269
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Mood: Equinsu Ocha
posted on 3-27-2015 at 10:47 PM
Ask and ye shall receive.
The Infamous Tea and Crumpets Maneuver
Sweet AJ
Porn
Don't look at me like that. You know you want it.
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
ed one of them, they are ALL NSFW!!!! 
