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Subject: Why Was I Not Informed Of This? NSFW - Duh
janerd75
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posted on 5-17-2015 at 07:01 AM
Why Was I Not Informed Of This? NSFW - Duh
Unless one of you holdin' out motherfuckers posted THIS somewhere else where I couldn't get
my grubby eyes on it immediately and you forgot to mention it to your good pal Janerd, I suggest you all jump inside each other's assholes until
you form some type of hideous mewling Voltron-esque matryoshka doll horror. You all should be ashamed of yourselves for hiding
THIS from me. For your collective insolence I wish your friends
and family members to be a part of the Annual Buck Zumhofe Wrestling Invitational*. And yes, you may bring the kids. Jerks.
Since I've gotten the Anger Bees of Sadness out of my system and the meds have kicked in, now comes the part where I relieve you, the little
people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my proctologist always said,"If you gotta go, go with a smile". I forgive
you, but don't ever let your pal TJ down again. Go ahead and get a mop and a Rabbi. You'll need them. Go on. I'll wait.
*I'm just kidding about it being 'Invitational'. To be a part of the tournament you have to be involuntarily entered or
otherwise force your way in.
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-17-2015 at 08:47 AM
This seriously seems like something that Al Bundy would've been a huge fan of.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-17-2015 at 10:05 AM
You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking wildling bastard.
janerd75
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posted on 5-17-2015 at 06:34 PM
I also like music, Pad. I think you will like this. No, I know you
will.
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 5-17-2015 at 08:42 PM
I agree. Those Taryn Terrell & The Dollhouse segments on Impact are really quite good.
Missy & Sunny though? Pfft. You can see that at any truck stop in the country.
You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking wildling bastard.
janerd75
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posted on 5-17-2015 at 08:49 PM
Does the truck stop have mini golf? Oh man, early afternoon Hitler. This is gonna be a long day until the PPV.
"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And
like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your
fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 5-17-2015 at 08:58 PM
I used to deliver vehicle parts to the mechanics at a truck stop. As one would imagine the walls of their shop were covered floor to ceiling with
hundreds and hundreds of pics torn out of cooch magazines. And not from Playboy or Penthouse either, but from gross-out porn mags that made Easy Rider
or Hustler look like The New York Review Of Books in comparison. Just like with Sunny & Missy, who are fitting quite well into a conversation like
this, truck stops are great for all kinds of interesting sights.
You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking wildling bastard.
