nOOb
The Man  
Posts 6882
Registered 5-24-2004 Member Is Offline Mood: Hot Dog!
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 02:26 AM |
|
|
quote:
Originally posted by Nobledictator1278
This is Baron Corbons first gold ever ...correct ....including NXT?
Non-title so still no belt.
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
Sunday.
|
|
|
LoveMuscle
And I am AWESOME
Posts 160
Registered 6-28-2007 Member Is Offline Mood: stiff
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 02:26 AM |
|
|
quote:
Originally posted by Nobledictator1278
This is Baron Corbons first gold ever ...correct ....including NXT?
It appears as though that was a non-title match.
|
|
|
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 7071
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is OnlineMood: G'bye SmokinJoe
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 02:29 AM |
|
|
Good streetfight though for the most part. Thought for a moment that Bernsen really got hurt the way he went arse-over-heels across the announce
table.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
|
|
|
bigfatgoalie
The Man
Posts 6484
Registered 1-16-2002 Location Stratusphere Member Is Offline Mood: Stratusfied
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 02:35 AM |
|
|
So Corbin is joining AJ on RAW? Otherwise, why do this match, let alone have Corbin win.
|
|
|
janerd75
The Great One 
Posts 3454
Registered 1-28-2013 Member Is Offline Mood: 3 Naan Band
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 02:37 AM |
|
|
HANDSHAKE OF RESPECT!!!
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
|
|
|
LoveMuscle
And I am AWESOME
Posts 160
Registered 6-28-2007 Member Is Offline Mood: stiff
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 02:45 AM |
|
|
I like the modifications to Rowan's mask. The hoses give it a gas mask-like appearance, while the Mr. Peanut monocle adds a touch of class.
|
|
|
janerd75
The Great One
Posts 3454
Registered 1-28-2013 Member Is Offline Mood: 3 Naan Band
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 02:53 AM |
|
|
If this doesn't end with some Deliverance-esque Redneck Buggery On Randall's Button, Edge-Lita Live Sex Act shenanigans, then good
wrestling as we've known it is truly dead. 
Also, thirteen-time world champion Randy Orton. Kinda rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
|
|
|
Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds 
Posts 1994
Registered 1-29-2013 Location Canada East Member Is Offline Mood: SuperHeroInTraining
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 02:54 AM |
|
|
quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
So, I had to step away from Janertron6969 for aboot twenty minutes. Am I to understand I missed Shinski's SD debut that I anticipated for the
end of the show?  
Of all the times you had to step away, you picked that one? I figured Maryse Bella would've kept you
glued to your seat! Or at least stuck in it because of something-gluey. 
I am -still- hearing his theme in my head.  I haven't had an entrance theme get stuck in my head this hard since Sasha Banks showed
up.
quote:
Originally posted by LoveMuscle
I like the modifications to Rowan's mask. The hoses give it a gas mask-like appearance, while the Mr. Peanut monocle adds a touch of class.
If I were still handing out Unicorn Horns for Line Of The Night, this would be the winner. Brah-VO sir. Bravo!
[Edited on 4-5-2017 by Count Zero]
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
|
|
|
LoveMuscle
And I am AWESOME
Posts 160
Registered 6-28-2007 Member Is Offline Mood: stiff
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 02:55 AM |
|
|
They keep talking about a "house of whores" match ...
|
|
|
Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1994
Registered 1-29-2013 Location Canada East Member Is Offline Mood: SuperHeroInTraining
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 02:59 AM |
|
|
JBL just said "I hope we get Chett Chetterfield from Southpaw!"
...I can't disagree with that, really. Tom needs to stop swallowing syllables, because this house of whores match has LITERALLY no whores!
FALSE ADVERTISING, MAGGLE!
Wait... So... The Streetfight wasn't a title match, and the main event wasn't the whorehouse brawl? I AM SO CONFUSE!!!!! 
[Edited on 4-5-2017 by Count Zero]
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
|
|
|
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 7071
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is OnlineMood: G'bye SmokinJoe
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 03:00 AM |
|
|
Good thing everything else tonight was fairly decent because that ending didn't make a lick of fuckin' sense.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
|
|
|
nOOb
The Man
Posts 6882
Registered 5-24-2004 Member Is Offline Mood: Hot Dog!
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 03:01 AM |
|
|
What a shit ending to a good show.
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
Sunday.
|
|
|
LoveMuscle
And I am AWESOME
Posts 160
Registered 6-28-2007 Member Is Offline Mood: stiff
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 03:02 AM |
|
|
quote:
Originally posted by Count Zero
this house of whores match has LITERALLY no whores! FALSE ADVERTISING, MAGGLE!
I think they're talking about the title match at the next PPV being the House of Whores match, not this one.
|
|
|
Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1994
Registered 1-29-2013 Location Canada East Member Is Offline Mood: SuperHeroInTraining
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 03:05 AM |
|
|
Yeah, I just caught on to that detail at the very last minute. Tom sucks at his job (which is making sure the viewer knows wtf is going on.)
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
|
|
|
janerd75
The Great One
Posts 3454
Registered 1-28-2013 Member Is Offline Mood: 3 Naan Band
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 03:09 AM |
|
|
quote:
Originally posted by nOOb
What a shit ending to a good show.
Yeah, I was waiting for an exciting shoe to drop but I faded pretty quick to looking for whore gifs. Focused up for Endgame and...that was it? Welp, I
guess the RAM and SD after Mania are officially over. Not that over, the other over. The over under Dunn.
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
|
|
|
williamssl
Steers and Queers
Posts 7565
Registered 1-11-2004 Location Hippieville Member Is Offline Mood: Fuck USC
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 04:30 AM |
|
|
quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore in the Wrestlemania thread
WWE Championship-- with a few tweaks, this match could have been pretty cool with some good build up. Instead, it's been laughably bad.
Orton wins his umpteenth title, and Bray will come out next week and talk about Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck.
Part 2 of your prophesy has been fulfilled.
Also, I want that sheep mask. WWE has sold the other ones....
Don't Mess With Texas
|
|
|
SaiyaJinDX
And I am AWESOME
Posts 213
Registered 11-13-2005 Member Is Offline Mood: Chillin
|
| posted on 4-5-2017 at 03:22 PM |
|
|
I'm psyched by the two callups! Dillenger has been a long time coming and I'm glad he got such a great response. I really hope WWE takes
care of him. I don't see why they wouldn't give this guy a solid push, considering he's almost entirely homegrown. That's
something they should take pride in and protect. I really hope he's a major player in at least the IC title picture by next year and not the
next Apollo Crews.
Nakamura's debut was fantastic. It helps that it was in front of a crowd that knew who he was to get that great sing-a-long to his entrance
music. Between that and the violinist, it showed casual fans that "hey, this guy is a big deal." I kind of wish he said something, but at the same
time, going up against someone who's so good on the mic like the Miz, may have not been the best thing right out of the gate.
I'm looking forward to seeing what they do with these two (which I'm certain are both safe despite next week's "Shakeup").
|
|
|
Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1994
Registered 1-29-2013 Location Canada East Member Is Offline Mood: SuperHeroInTraining
|
| posted on 4-6-2017 at 12:45 AM |
|
|
Because I don't watch NXT, I have no idea what makes Tye Dillguy a "Perfect 10". They have more impressive physical specimens. They have
flippy-floppier spot monkeys. They have a whole roster full of guys who basically are "tens" at what they do (or they wouldn't have made it
this far).
Is he a heel-turn away from being Mister Nu-Perfect? King Kong Bundyesque, where he expects the ref to count to ten? What traction does this TEN!
TEN! TEN! TEN! thing have, beyond the sing-along-with-the-crowd factor? I'm genuinely wondering how this "TEN!" thing will play in Topeka,
when it's not Wankermania Weekend. 
|
|
|
Dominator
Dominated by my love for Randy Orton
Posts 1684
Registered 7-5-2007 Location Florida Member Is Offline Mood: RKOFree Since 4/9/13
|
| posted on 4-7-2017 at 11:30 AM |
|
|
Show was kinda poo. Lots of FF for me. Dillinger's debut came against Curt Freakin' Hawkins and you don't say, "I'm going
to give you to the count of 10," and then don't actually count to 10 and allow the crowd to count along with you and create the build-up for
the place to go ape-poopy when Dillinger's music starts when you hit 10. Nakamura's debut was against no one, so it was even worse. We
missed half the street fight fun during the commercial. Come back from break and there are like 5 chairs and 2 tables set up that weren't there
before. Women's title match completed Naomi's hometown fun-gasm, but how do you not have a name for your submission finisher? Glowsure?
Because it brings the Glow Girl's match some closure? Something. No Shane, no Bryan, no Cena. WTF? Miz & Maryse were funny, though.
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
"There are no politics in WWE." - Stephanie McMahon
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!" - Me
|
|
|
GodEatGod
Man of a Thousand Holds 
Posts 1188
Registered 1-14-2004 Location Monroe, LA Member Is Offline Mood: Weird
|
| posted on 4-7-2017 at 01:50 PM |
|
|
I wouldn't be surprised if Bryan is scarce for a bit as Brie is pretty close to popping out their baby any day now.
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
|
|
|
denverpunk
The Rowdy One
Posts 2546
Registered 6-27-2007 Location Mile-Hi Member Is Offline Mood: Stoked
|
| posted on 4-7-2017 at 07:57 PM |
|
|
Late to this thread, but shouldn't have Nakamura said hello or something? The reaction was ridiculously huge, but he didn't exactly do
much other than dance.
[Edited on 4-7-2017 by denverpunk]
|
|
|
Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1994
Registered 1-29-2013 Location Canada East Member Is Offline Mood: SuperHeroInTraining
|
| posted on 4-8-2017 at 07:30 AM |
|
|
I dunno if Nakamura really DID need to say anything. That crowd went batshit with nothing but him twitching and spazzing, and (awesome) violins
playing. Might as well save "his first speech" for another crowd, so they too will have a reason to lose their collective mind.
I am, for the record, hereby dubbing him the Maestro Of Violence (Violins? no! Violence!), in addition to his King Of Strong Style moniker. Or maybe
the Harmonious Hobo? He looks like a crazy homeless guy tripping out to the music that only he can hear.
Nah, I'm sticking with the Maestro of Violence. If that ever shows up on a WWE T-shirt, I expect royalties from you Hunter!
[Edited on 4-8-2017 by Count Zero]
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
|
|
|
