Paddlefoot
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 02:36 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
You are like sleeve of weezard!
Hope Solo is the unannounced guest host tonight? 
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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Count Zero
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 02:46 AM |
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Is Hope Solo related to Han? 
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
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janerd75
The Great One 
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 02:48 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Count Zero
Is Hope Solo related to Ham?
I have one letter FTFY. The answer is yes.
ETA: Spent a lot of time watching Japantics on YouTube, Vince. That's how The Bullet Club gets acknowledged? 
[Edited on 4-25-2017 by janerd75]
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
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the goon
Sister Act
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 02:53 AM |
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+1 to Karl Anderson for working the term "butt nugget" into tonight's episode of RAW.
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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Well, Karl =does= have an app to track where he poops. He's the Raw-star most likely to use "butt nugget" in a sentence, as far as I can
tell.
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
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janerd75
The Great One
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 03:08 AM |
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Oh man, that "GGER" lettering I see partially obscured on Bayley shirt is throwing muh inappropriate humor meter off. 
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 03:24 AM |
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Hey! It's Apollo Crews! 'Member him? I do! It looks like they finally found somebody for Curt Hawkins to feud with until he gets
Future Endeavored.
Eta: Or I guess they're putting Curt on the Heath Slater track? Get squashed every week until people start appreciating what you're
doing?
[Edited on 4-25-2017 by Count Zero]
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
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Il Palazzo
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 03:28 AM |
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Run, Apollo! If you spend too much time near Titus, you'll get paired with Bob Backlund and then vanish from TV.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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janerd75
The Great One
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 03:32 AM |
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I tell you whut, Curt Hawkins is no Heath Slater. Barry O and Iron Mike Sharpe could not be reached for comment.
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
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the goon
Sister Act
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quote:
Originally posted by Count Zero
Or I guess they're putting Curt on the Heath Slater track? Get squashed every week until people start appreciating what you're
doing?
Clearly he's on the Jinder Mahal track. Months of jobbing after originally being let go by the WWE and next thing we know, he's going to
be facing Brock Lesnar for the Universal title next month!
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 03:41 AM |
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I'm assuming that after three weeks in a row of the Feats Of Strength that sometime soon Braun will get around to the Airing Of The Grievances.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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janerd75
The Great One
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And introducing from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada!!! Like, fuckin' shit, I know where the gat place is for feck's sake. Where tӕ
feck else would a place called Manitoba be from? 
Also, WILL KEVIN OWENS SHOW UP?!?! STAY TUNED!!!
ETA: I AM NOW SHIT AT PREDICTING THINGS UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT!!! I DON'T CARE ABOOT TEH BUZZARDS!!! NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE!!!!
[Edited on 4-25-2017 by janerd75]
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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Bray is cool and all but if Miz's partner has to be some whackadoodle from a Southern swamp I would have preferred it to be Itchweeed. 
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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OORick
Intellectual Savior of the Masses 
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 04:37 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by nOOb
By gawd, that dumpster fell literally two's of feet!
That would require that it fell at least 4 feet. Preferably 6 or 8. And it didn't.
More accurate to say it fell twelves of inches.
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Bray is cool and all but if Miz's partner has to be some whackadoodle from a Southern swamp I would have preferred it to be Itchweeed. :P
True story from my couch: when Miz got a note telling him of a great partner, I just assumed Kevin Owens like everybody else. But then, when the
partner didn't show, and Graves introduced the concept of "Hollywood Time," there was only one name that flashed into my mind.
And it wasn't Bray Wyatt.
Wasn't it almost exactly 3 years ago when Batista notably left WWE a few months earlier than expected because nobody was happy with the results,
but with a kind of understanding that he still owed WWE SOMEthing, even if nobody was quite clear on what, in exchange for his early release?
Given what's coming up next month, tell me this wouldn't be the perfect time for all parties to get a fairly gigantic return on
investment, if Batista came in and did a quick 2 month kiss-off to his WWE career by doing something with Miz based off the whole Hollywood thing (it
ends with Batista actually getting cheered, which is what WWE wants, but Batista didn't think was possible last time around, and he was right;
this time, it IS possible). Go ahead, tell me.
Of course, in the end, the big reveal is going to be that Ambrose faked the note, and this was all one big red herring. But I like to imagineer!!!!
Show as a whole was OK. If you were in on Payback already, they serviced all that business quite nicely... but on the whole, they didn't do
anything to move the needle if you weren't sold, in my opinion. They were really milking the he-goat on Reigns/Strowman (overplaying the tepid
dumpster angle, and Reigns appearing in video packages), and buried the lead on Joe/Rollins a bit (by putting them in a 6-man).... due to cross-brand
issues, neither Owens/Jericho nor Wyatt/Orton really got full play, even if Jericho came across as the star of the show to some extent (along with
Ambrose, they were delightful all night long).
Nothing bad, by any means, but a billion ideas still abound for how it could have been put together a little better....
Rick
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 04:38 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
I, for one, would watch Olympic Bobsled events if the teams looked like
this. 
As a man named Scooter used to say, I have nothing more to add that is either relevant or true.
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
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janerd75
The Great One
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Just surfing in The Rick's ass fumes a bit here, but...who the fuck is the lead guy on RAM? I think we can de facto give A.J. the nod on the
'smaller' show that is Smackdown, but who's The Guy on the big fuckin' show?
We are disappoint!!!
Grow a fuckin' pair, Dobble Dobble E!
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 07:21 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
Just surfing in The Rick's ass fumes a bit here, but...who the fuck is the lead guy on RAM? I think we can de facto give A.J. the nod on the
'smaller' show that is Smackdown, but who's The Guy on the big fuckin' show?
... I think you really have been smokin
somethin fumey. (btw, hook a canuck up, eh?)
ROMAN is the guy, remember? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 4-25-2017 at 07:27 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Count Zero
RUN LITTLE DRAGON, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
Somewhere in Mexico Drago is shooting fire out his mouth over the gimmick infringement going on with Kally's new mask.
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