janerd75
The Great One  
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SPOOKY DOOKY FTW!!!
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
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Il Palazzo
Fella 
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Registered 2-25-2006 Location Cheddar Bay, NC Member Is Offline Mood: Stepladder
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If Sister Abigail was buried in Bray's Secret Backwoods Shack of Infinite Evil, and it's now burned down, shouldn't his finisher be
renamed to "Burnt Shack" or something?
Edit: The more I think about it, the less funny that was. I'M SORRRRRRRRRRRRRY. 
[Edited on 5-16-2017 by Il Palazzo]
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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Count Zero
The Rowdy One 
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You had an easy "Great Balls Of Fire" setup, and you didn't even follow through. I am sad for the lost comedic potential.
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is Offline Mood: G'bye SmokinJoe
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Classic damnatio memorae tactic. HOH is now on the same lines as Benoit, or the Simpsons shortcut to Itchy & Scratchy Land. It never existed if
it's never spoken of again. Hence Abigail is still alive, until TNA does the inevitable stupid thing and lets Rosemary go for WWE to pick her
up.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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the goon
Sister Act
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Registered 3-13-2004 Location Charlotte, NC Member Is Offline Mood:
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During Goldust's heel turn, I was thinking about how he's got to be second only to Taker at this point in WWE longevity. Granted,
he's left the company and come back multiple times unlike Taker, but he's still a guy who was wrestling Marty Jannetty at In Your House 4
in 1995 and now 22 years later is involved in a storyline on Monday Night RAW.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Registered 10-2-2007 Location Fallingwater Member Is Offline Mood: Megalomaniac
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-Goldust turning heel at this point in his career makes no sense. Based on the crowd reaction, Jersey agrees.
- Alexa Bliss running circles around the cartoon character known as Bayley. I wish the kendo stick would have knocked the bad promo skills out of
her.
-Enzo deserved the knock to the head.
-An injured Roman goes over Balor. I understand him getting his win back, but that sucked!
-What a way to fuck up a good Ambrose/Miz match with a screwy ending.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth -- Oliver Reed
American architect, interior designer, writer, educator, and wrestling fan.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 7150
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Just in case anyone forgot about the real star of this show,
YASSSS, QUEEN! SLAY! (you have my permission to kill me now  )
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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GodEatGod
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Registered 1-14-2004 Location Monroe, LA Member Is OnlineMood: Weird
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My casual fan wife is usually pretty much on-board with Roman Reigns, likes him and cheers for him over most people. But she was NOT happy about them
jobbing Finn to Roman. Like, I haven't seen her that upset about a wrestling thing in...a long time.
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
Posts 7600
Registered 1-11-2004 Location Hippieville Member Is Offline Mood: Fuck USC
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I was wanting one of the other 4 to give Bray a bucket of shit about how he couldn't possibly be interested in the Universal Title since he lost
the World Title and basically gave up his right to a rematch. If he's not interested in getting the belt back that he had just lost...that he
was by definition the #1 contender for due to rematch clause....then why the hell would he be interested in competing with 4 other people to become #1
contender for Raw's version of the title.
But then real world logic <> wrestling logic.
Don't Mess With Texas
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Count Zero
The Rowdy One
Posts 2064
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Also factoring in to "real world is not like wrestling" is maybe the fact that since his Title Match was signed PRE-ShakeUp, it still had to be
held. However, by virtue of ShakeUp Law, all future rematches are rendered null & void? 
And whoever implied that Bayley is cartoonish but Alexa Bliss isn't? Alexa is a one-note bitch-heel. How is that less cartoony? She's
the Harley Quinn to Bayley's Batgirl, ffs. 
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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quote:
Originally posted by Count Zero
Also factoring in to "real world is not like wrestling" is maybe the fact that since his Title Match was signed PRE-ShakeUp, it still had to be
held. However, by virtue of ShakeUp Law, all future rematches are rendered null & void?
Counterpoint: see US Title rematch between Jericho and Owens
Don't Mess With Texas
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DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian 
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Registered 1-25-2008 Location One Inch Right of Philly on a Map Member Is Offline Mood: Old
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I'm now 2 weeks behind on WWE. I'm trying to avoid stuff on here, which sucks because I like OO better than WWE. I'll just assume
that Roman Reigns got booed, Orton did something dumb and Beckie got buried. Carry on.
Braun Strowman guy.
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Count Zero
The Rowdy One
Posts 2064
Registered 1-29-2013 Location Canada East Member Is Offline Mood: Heat Vacuum
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quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
quote:
Originally posted by Count Zero
Also factoring in to "real world is not like wrestling" is maybe the fact that since his Title Match was signed PRE-ShakeUp, it still had to be
held. However, by virtue of ShakeUp Law, all future rematches are rendered null & void?
Counterpoint: see US Title rematch between Jericho and Owens
Countercounterpoint: ..... LOGIC need not apply! The ShakeUp Laws work differently for both shows! Kinda like how The Real Laws work
differently if you're rich/powerful.
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PB-13
Showstopper
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Registered 7-27-2002 Location Belleville, IL(near St. Louis) Member Is Offline Mood: No Mood.
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Roman getting his win back from last summer didn't bug me nearly as much as Sasha losing clean to Alicia.
If nothing else, it gives Sasha something to do until Alexa vs. Bayley wraps up.
-PB
RIP My Friend Mark, 1991-2016
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