Paddlefoot
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Nick Bitchin' About Prison Life
Nothing surprising. Most normal people, not to mention spoiled little shitheads like Nick, would have a major freakout adjusting to life inside.
It's just knowing the nature of the prissy little jerk (not to mention his thoroughly repulsive parents) involved that makes it semi-amusing:
http://tinyurl.com/5j2my7
TAMPA - Only hours after being sentenced to eight months in county jail for the reckless driving that left his friend John Graziano severely
brain damaged for life, Nick Hogan, son of wrestler Hulk Hogan, was on the phone sobbing to his mother, Linda Bollea.
"I'm sorry to call you crying," Nick Hogan says.
"No, its okay," his Mom responds.
In the phone calls, Hogan complained about being held in a one man cell, which is required by jail policy because he is a minor.
"I'm going crazy in this room," Hogan says. "It's like half the size of my bathroom, no windows or nothing, with just one little
top-bed thing."
"Oh my god! I mean solitary confinement, is that what they do to like what, triple-x criminals, I mean, its like, for a car accident? Jesus!" Linda
Hogan exclaims
"I mean, it's like, for a car accident?". Fuck you, you ridiculous trophy-wife bitch, fuck you right in your fuckin' ear.
EDIT FOR FUN CONTEST: Which character from "OZ" would have made the best cellmate for Nick? Verne Schillinger? Atatbesi? Chuck Zito? The
possibilities are endless!
FYI I have all three Triple-H related Motorhead songs in regular rotation on my MP3 player. Now how fuckin' gay is THAT?!?
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Jose Rivera
rOOkie
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He should be grateful that because he is a minor, they are giving him a one man cell. Otherwise, he'd be too preoccupied with getting it up the
butt to be crying to his mom.
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The Bad Guy
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Never watched Oz, but the thought of him being thrown in a cell with Avacado from Prison Break is quite amusing.
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Figure Foreskin
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Watch out for Nailz!
In Chat after rabbxt had said something about hating people who smoke
"I'm gonna tie rabbxt down and smoke cigarettes in his face then sodomize him with a can of mountain dew." -Me
"Damn...half of that would suck." -rabbxt
"Any time you agree with Krydor, you're wrong." - Jeb
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Paddlefoot
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| posted on 5-23-2008 at 09:54 PM |
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I'd go with Schillinger just because I like the mental visual of an Aryan Nations sodomizer sort of guy using a Bic lighter and a nail file to
brand a swastika onto Nick's ass.
FYI I have all three Triple-H related Motorhead songs in regular rotation on my MP3 player. Now how fuckin' gay is THAT?!?
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lz4005
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Verne Schillinger all the way.
Then again, I think he'd be a great basis for a wrestling character too. Would have been a great direction to take that Australian ex-con who
got all homesick and quit...shit I can't remember his name.
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Sweet Lou
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Nathan Jones or something like that I think.
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The Riot Act
Hot, Spicy, ICHIBAN!!! 
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This thread wins just for the Oz references. Man, I miss that show.
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DredlockGuy
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Great...Now I have the image of a sobbing Nick being forced to do a striptease dance while Adebisi stands behind him yelling "DOOO IT SLOOOW...LIKE A
WHOA-MAN"
Man Oz, was a classic show...
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the goon
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They wouldn't necessarily have to be cell mates for this, but if Adebisi could sneakily prick him with an AIDS-infected syringe, that would be
pretty good.
My fake (but real!) band's MySpace
If there was a way for me to be more stoked about Metroid Prime 3 coming out tomorrow, I'm not sure how that would work. I'd probably do a
combination of shitting myself and masturbating.
-angstboy
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The Riot Act
Hot, Spicy, ICHIBAN!!!
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I really think I hate this entire family:
quote:
TMZ.com has posted audio of a chat between Hulk Hogan and his son Nick from jail. Amongst the things that were discussed were how the victim
John Graziano, who is in a permanent vegetative state due to the accident that Nick caused, was a negative person and Hulk stating that God laid some
"heavy s**t" on him because of things that he was "into."
It only gets better as they later talk about creating a reality show for Nick once he's out of jail, with Hulk suggesting the title "The New
Nick". Nick states that "I want to do it where I'll make the most money."
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sam795
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Because of his family and his post wrestling shenanigans Hulk has almost completely destroyed his once proud legacy. Sad.
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denverpunk
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Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. If you are, very nicely done. If not, I'm not sure if I'd call a legacy that includes
Thunder Beach and Mr. Nanny proud. He doesn't even reach the level of Steven Segal, the shitty action movie/wife-beater laureate himself.
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the goon
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I'm assuming sam795 was referring to Hogan's wrestling legacy, not his lame acting career.
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nOOb
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Hulk Hogan wrestled?
Everything about this girl is awesome. She's hot, she got kicked out of school for sucking too many dicks, she takes it in the ass and her body
gives itself abortions. -Punker on Lilly Allen's Miscarriage
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Paddlefoot
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| posted on 5-26-2008 at 08:38 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by the goon
They wouldn't necessarily have to be cell mates for this, but if Adebisi could sneakily prick him with an AIDS-infected syringe, that would be
pretty good.
Ryan O'Reilly too. A bit of ground-up glass in Nick's dinner and soon the littlest Hogan is no longer anyone's problem
FYI I have all three Triple-H related Motorhead songs in regular rotation on my MP3 player. Now how fuckin' gay is THAT?!?
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TonyTH
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They're on the news now, CNN. But they're totally laying into the Hogan family. Apperently, they're saying the person that's
hospitalized was a negative person, and God layed into him for being one. This kid was an Iraq war vet too, and having just got back, he's a
vegetable.
And Nick's being in jail less time then he's been gone to war. And they're appalled that his parents are playing the victim card
when they're son is healthy and alive.
Just passing that along. I should post more.
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April Hunters Pants
Big Red Machine
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Having spent a lot of time in some of Her Majesty's less renowned hotels, I really feel for poor Nick. It must be tough getting your own cell to
protect you from psychopaths, and access to a telephone to cry like a pussy to his Orange Dad. I recall having to be content to choke back the tears
and the terror in case the lunatic in the bunk above me got wind of my lily livered attitude. But it did introduce me to the joy of guys dressed as
girls who will blow you for a cigarette. And you wonder why I like April Hunter?
I'm still a mark for the Hulkster when he turns up for his annual million dollar comeback, much as I hate myself for it. But I hope his son gets
anally ruined by a sadistic maniac with a unit the size of an English post box.
In ECW, men become heroes. In WWE, federations become brands. And ECW becomes more worthless than we could ever imagine.
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ModSquad
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quote:
Originally posted by The Riot Act
This thread wins
What's it win?
quote:
Originally posted by April Hunters Pants
But I hope his son gets anally ruined by a sadistic maniac with a unit the size of an English post box.
Ahahaha. Nice turn of phrase.
"America is the greatest best nation God has ever given man on the face of this earth."
- Sean Hannity
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Stone Cold Steve Autism
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quote:
Originally posted by April Hunters Pants
I'm still a mark for the Hulkster when he turns up for his annual million dollar comeback, much as I hate myself for it. But I hope his son gets
anally ruined by a sadistic maniac with a unit the size of an English post box.
I hope the security camera picks it up and it winds up as a special internet video called "Royal Male: Time to Pick Up the Post."
They can write some backstory and use some lookalikes to give it some plot.
Like Nick could be the secret next heir for the Anal throne, and when the other prisoner sticks a billiard ball (or I don't know, they can fix
this in postproduction) in his ass, they can call it the Crowning Scene.
Blimpin ain't easy
Winfield goes back to the wall � he hits his head on the wall � and it rolls off! It�s rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible
thing for the Padres.
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April Hunters Pants
Big Red Machine
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quote:
Originally posted by Stone Cold Steve Autism
I hope the security camera picks it up and it winds up as a special internet video called "Royal Male: Time to Pick Up the Post."
I couldn't decide between a post box or a phone box. After reading that, like Indiana Jones faced with numerous holy grail cups, I feel I chose
wisely. SCSA - take a bow sir.
[Edited on 5-28-2008 by April Hunters Pants]
In ECW, men become heroes. In WWE, federations become brands. And ECW becomes more worthless than we could ever imagine.
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sam795
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Yes, I was referring to Hogan's wrestling career. His acting career makes Roddy Piper look like Sir Alec Guinness.
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Stone Cold Steve Autism
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quote:
Originally posted by sam795
Yes, I was referring to Hogan's wrestling career. His acting career makes Roddy Piper look like Sir Alec Guinness.
I have come here for kind hearts and coronets... and I'm all out of coronets.
(beats someone in head with teapot)
Blimpin ain't easy
Winfield goes back to the wall � he hits his head on the wall � and it rolls off! It�s rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible
thing for the Padres.
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outback jack
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Well played, SCSA!
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April Hunters Pants
Big Red Machine
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quote:
Originally posted by nOOb
Hulk Hogan wrestled?
OMG - workrate! ROH!!!!! OMG!!!!!
In ECW, men become heroes. In WWE, federations become brands. And ECW becomes more worthless than we could ever imagine.
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