Ultra Magnus
Man of a Thousand Holds  
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Registered 1-4-2002 Location Red Sox Nation Member Is Offline Mood: Resigned
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| posted on 1-4-2002 at 05:39 AM |
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Starting out right
Being that this is the first message on this topic, I think it should be about someone everyone will agree is an incredible talent. That's right,
there are few men in the industry so unanimously loved by the smart fan as the Kurrgan, so let's talk about him. Remember the time he grabbed the
miniature football helmet off the announce desk and TORE IT IN HALF?! Amazing! And that time he growled and waved his arms? I tell you, I was
frightened! What about when he turned face and engaged in crazy Oddities shenanigans? I've never since been so thoroughly entertained!
Here's to you, the Kurrgan!
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KaRaMeL
ButtViper
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Registered 1-4-2002 Location New Zealand Member Is Offline Mood: No Mood.
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| posted on 1-4-2002 at 03:03 PM |
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Kurrgan truely is a great talent, and should damnwell be considered a god in the world of wrestling!. Who could ever forget his graceful movements as
he'd dance around the ring, mumbling about absolutely nothing. Ah those were the days.
Personally, I think the only solution to the WWF's recent downwad spiral in tv ratings would be to hire him back, simply because he is THE REASON FOR
THE RATINGS!!..c'mon everybody let's join the freak show! 
quote:
" Blah Blah I'm South African Blah Blee" - Kurrgan
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Cuthbert
Banned
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| posted on 1-4-2002 at 05:37 PM |
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While he was really huge in stature, I think his power was actually drived from his african lil yarmulke (I hate how that word is spelled. Wish it was
spelled like it was pronounced)... But, if he had worn the yarmulke along with Golga's mask and rigged head, I think he would have been unstoppable.
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starvenger
rOOkie
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Registered 1-5-2002 Member Is Offline Mood: No Mood.
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| posted on 1-5-2002 at 02:32 AM |
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I agree with you. Kurrgan was obviously held down by the turmoil within the WWF and the shoddy writing of Vince Russo.
BRING THE AWESOME ACADIAN BACK TO THE WWF!!!
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Shastar
Showstopper 
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Registered 1-5-2002 Location VB, VA Member Is Offline Mood: tired
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| posted on 1-5-2002 at 04:13 AM |
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way to go guys....
all this incessant rambling on about Kurrgan got my head spinning nd the only way to stop it was to DL the Oddities theme.
yes, WWF missed the boat by putting DX in the top slot instead of the Oddities. you see, a Rebel group of badasses will never outlast a fun group of
lovable nitwits when it comes to being over.
Don't beleive me? let's have an experiment on next weeks Raw: When HHH comes back, listen to the pop. Sure it'll be loud, but when Kurrgan comes in
and lays some royal ass whipping soda on him, I swear, MSG will cease to exist because the pop that happens THEN will shift it into an alternate
dimension!
Oddities forever!
Dan
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chingis
And I am AWESOME
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Registered 1-5-2002 Location Whitmore Lake, MI Member Is Offline Mood: No Mood.
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Oddities, fine. ICP, nooooooooo
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