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posted on 8-28-2009 at 10:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Cody Rhodes explains how to shave your balls.

http://beasuperstar.wwe.com/videos_bodybasics.html


why does this exist.





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posted on 8-28-2009 at 10:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
For my benefit clearly. And just in time for Friday night!

Ladies, here I come!

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posted on 8-28-2009 at 10:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Really?

The sad thing is... This is the most charismatic I've ever seen the sumbitch. Maybe he should do some promos involving shaving the nether regions more often.





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posted on 8-28-2009 at 11:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"Border assault group"?!??

Are you planning to take out all those kikes in New Brunswick or something?





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posted on 8-29-2009 at 12:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Whats the point of this? If I want my stuff smooth I'll drop the dough and go get a Brazilian Wax. Front, back, taint, and sack. Have a pro do it and you're in and out in less time and no worries about accidental nics.

I guess that razor is good for maintenance if you are just about trimming the hedges in the front yard.





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posted on 8-29-2009 at 12:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Its a silly sponsor spot and nothing else. Probably something Joey Styles thought might make us laugh.

I just hope they have a Tag Bodyspray sponsorship so I can complete my makeover.

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posted on 8-29-2009 at 04:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This thread has trainwreck of the year potential written all over it. Don't let me down, fellas.





(Adjusts webcam) Hey what up y'all. This y'all girl Lil' J and this lil' girl right here (pause) ain't scared of nobody so if you got anything to say to me you can say it to my motherfuckin' face or send me a mother- (pause) or hit me up on my motherfuckin' MySpace. I ain't scare and this little bitch right here will fuckin' kill yo ass. NICK-GAH. So if you have anything to say you can say it to... (pause) me. (pause). And if you wanna bump let's go cause I ain't scared of yo motherfucking ass, aight, bitch, latah.

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posted on 8-29-2009 at 06:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
WWE needs to sign this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qiGqsvZvfo





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posted on 8-29-2009 at 06:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
[Edited on 8-29-2009 by Biff_Manly]





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posted on 8-30-2009 at 03:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did you just have that Youtube video on file, ready to go?





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posted on 8-30-2009 at 03:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When do we get one of the Divas explaining how to "mow the lawn"?





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posted on 8-30-2009 at 04:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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When do we get one of the Divas explaining how to "mow the lawn"?


I doubt we ever will, man. Something about Kelly Kelly just screams "70s bush" to me





(Adjusts webcam) Hey what up y'all. This y'all girl Lil' J and this lil' girl right here (pause) ain't scared of nobody so if you got anything to say to me you can say it to my motherfuckin' face or send me a mother- (pause) or hit me up on my motherfuckin' MySpace. I ain't scare and this little bitch right here will fuckin' kill yo ass. NICK-GAH. So if you have anything to say you can say it to... (pause) me. (pause). And if you wanna bump let's go cause I ain't scared of yo motherfucking ass, aight, bitch, latah.

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posted on 8-30-2009 at 08:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Looking closely at these pics:

http://www.zimbio.com/House+of+Babes/articles/wa4w9eSl69z/more+Kelly+Kelly+sexy+bikini+pics

I would have to say, no, Kelly does not have 70's Bush.

Maybe Natalia. Or Khali?





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posted on 8-30-2009 at 09:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I thought for sure the title of this thread was some sorta joke.....but NOT!! *lol* That may be the funniest thing I've seen in a very very long time.

I'm gonna go grab some lotion and a bottle of vino and click on that Kelly Kelly link again.

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posted on 8-30-2009 at 11:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Those pictures are not compliant with WWE's new family-friendly "keep it PG" philosophy





(Adjusts webcam) Hey what up y'all. This y'all girl Lil' J and this lil' girl right here (pause) ain't scared of nobody so if you got anything to say to me you can say it to my motherfuckin' face or send me a mother- (pause) or hit me up on my motherfuckin' MySpace. I ain't scare and this little bitch right here will fuckin' kill yo ass. NICK-GAH. So if you have anything to say you can say it to... (pause) me. (pause). And if you wanna bump let's go cause I ain't scared of yo motherfucking ass, aight, bitch, latah.

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posted on 8-31-2009 at 06:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I wanna say there are more of these too.

the amount of dirty puns are just baffling.





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As poorly spelled as that e-mail was, I cannot help but have my interest drawn. I hate you btrain.

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posted on 8-31-2009 at 08:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by sam795
I thought for sure the title of this thread was some sorta joke.....but NOT!! *lol* That may be the funniest thing I've seen in a very very long time.

"yase this post was good. --- NOT!!!"
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I'm gonna go grab some lotion and a bottle of vino and click on that Kelly Kelly link again.

yo homie thanks for keepin us all posted on the shit you do with your dick when you're not busy goldfarming or being afraid of the mailman because he shows up at the SAME TIME EVERY DAY





Originally posted by DevilSoprano
Just to play a bit of Devil's Advocate here...some of the movements/motions of Erin in these videos kinda, sorta, quite possibly, maybe just a little knows she's being taped. I don't think she does, but there is a part of me just wondering if maybe she knows this can push her beyond sports announcer and into a more mainstream media outlet.

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