theflammablemanimal
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| posted on 9-23-2009 at 01:06 AM |
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The debut of Low-Ki, Danielson, Mcguiness and making Batista's return bearable
So WWE has 3 awesome talents locked up and instead seems posed to push the hell out of an injury prone, stale big man at the cost of another talented
performer. But what if they did this instead?
Punk is out in the ring and he says he didn't need Teddy Long's conspiracy to beat the Undertaker because Taker would have tapped
eventually anyway. Also, conspiracies are crutches, like the fans' pain pills are Taker's spooky magic, and Punk doesn't need a
crutch because he's better than you.
Suddenly, the gong strikes, the lights go off, and Taker is in the ring. But instead of being terrified, Punk just smiles and claps. The gong strikes
again, the lights go out, and Taker is surrounded by Mcguinnes, Danielson, and Low-ki. Danielson takes him down with a vicious kick to the knee and
then Low-ki drills him with the Krush Kombo and Mcguiness tops it off by doing whatever his finisher is.
The next week, Punk debuts his new stable. He says that these are guys who made it in this business by working hard and earning everything. They
didn't need a crutch like nepotism or spooky magic. Batista comes out and gets in Punk's face and says he won't stand for this
because he respects the Undertaker. That's great but Punk doesn't respect Batista because he's all about crutches. Would he be where
he is today without a cool nickname? Or without riding Flair and HHH's coat tails? Or without his size? And where did he get that size anyway?
But Punk needs to handle the Undertaker so he'll let Mcguiness handle Batista.
Meanwhile, Ki and Danielson challenge DX, who now have the Unified Titles. Punk cuts a promo about how HHH got where he is by marrying the bosses
daughter and HBK uses god as a crutch.
So we've got a new awesome stable and 3 high level feuds right off the bat. Punk finishes his feud with Taker and then takes on Batista,who will
hopefully make Mcguiness look good in defeat. Then the new ROH stable, whatever they wind up being called, can feud with anybody and hopefully shit on
heels (Legacy and Hart Dynasty for their nepotism) and faces alike. And Low-ki punts Hornswoggle at some point.
Anybody want to do anything differently? And what would you call this stable?
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DevilSoprano
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| posted on 9-23-2009 at 06:10 PM |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA...You think Low-Ki will ever mean anything in WWE. That's adorable.
And to put them over the Undertaker. Wow.
My ideal thought when they both signed was for them to show up on ECW, destroy Zeke and Kozlov and become Regal's tag team with talent.
Another thing that could work is if they ever move Christian to Raw as a top heel to foil Cena. Give him Nigel as his exceptionally more talented
Tomko and maybe Ki as his almost as talented AJ Styles.
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theflammablemanimal
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| posted on 9-23-2009 at 06:48 PM |
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First of all, it's called fantasy. So I can dream Low-ki will mean something. Of course, he could just be the Cody Rhodes of this stable.
And it's entirely possible Punk will go over Taker. However, if I was going to sketch this out on a weekly basis, Taker would definitely get
some wins over the underlings and Taker/Batista would win a couple against Punk/someone
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Fifth Horseman
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| posted on 9-24-2009 at 06:06 PM |
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I have no problem with that stable, but I wouldn't debut them all at the same time. String it along, one week to the next, otherwise the
audience's first impression is that they're interchangeable.
I'm looking at you, Spirit Squad.
(I exaggerate, but seriously - one guy a week, give him a chance to talk, rinse and repeat.)
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G-B
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Leave it to fantasy booking to get me to post...
I think Dragon & Nigel should debut in two very different ways...
#1 - Dragon debuts on ECW. Quite simply, he has a match over a local talent or lower card guy, and wins. Then, on RAW the following Monday, HBK is
meeting with the guest host, and asks for a match for his former trainee, and new WWE Superstar, Bryan Danielson. Danielson has a short, 3 week run
on RAW, ending with DX/Danielson vs. Orton/Rhodes/DiBiase, where Danielson taps Rhodes to win for his team. All the while, he's still appearing
on ECW, winning matches after his RAW highlights air. Once his run on RAW ends, he steps up to semi-main level in ECW, and builds his character from
there.
#2 - CM Punk decides he wants to take out the competition on SD, and says he has a hired gun to face Rey. That hired gun is simply named "Nigel,"
showing up with the slacks/dress shirt look he ended with in ROH. Nigel remains behind Punk as a hired gun/body guard through WM26. Then he gets
drafted to ECW, and starts wrestling as Nigel McGuinness.
Both guys will arrive with a niche group of fans, and these storylines seem to be a good way of getting them over with the masses.
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Chris Is Good517
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Holy shit, its G-B! Welcome back dude!
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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G-B
G-B Classic
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| posted on 10-14-2009 at 06:38 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Holy shit, its G-B! Welcome back dude!
Hey, thanks. I didn't think I deserved a Holy Shit, but I'll take it! That's an exalt for--wait...nevermind.
But seriously, thanks.
I troll around here maybe once a week, posting occasionally if I feel so inclined. I can never resist a chance at fantasy booking.
EDIT: I just realized it's been almost a year to the date from when I last posted. Wow. Time flies.
[Edited on 10-14-2009 by G-B]
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