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posted on 10-18-2009 at 01:52 AM
Japan Strike Again
Penis Ice Cream
I got nothing.
Biff_Manly
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 10-18-2009 at 02:56 AM
Flavored?
Nut Butter Crunch?
Hotdog?
I got nothing else.
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--SCSA's Fringe on Ice Holiday Spectacular.
Chris Is Good517
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posted on 10-18-2009 at 03:03 AM
Just shot my load, thanks.
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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I did eat all the macaroni. I don't know how he knows.
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posted on 10-18-2009 at 03:17 AM
quote:Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Just shot my load, thanks.
same
Realistically speaking, there is no way for you to prove that I am not Batman.
nOOb
The Great One
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posted on 10-18-2009 at 04:02 PM
Creepiest thing in that picture is the guy behind the girl just looking at her with an approving smile.
Everything about this girl is awesome. She's hot, she got kicked out of school for sucking too many dicks, she takes it in the ass and her body
gives itself abortions. -Punker on Lilly Allen's Miscarriage
LuckyLopez
Reeks of WCW
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posted on 10-20-2009 at 10:56 PM
Wow. I will never forgive you, BBMN, for exposing me to this. Never.
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posted on 10-21-2009 at 12:35 AM
In that case, Lucky, you should really enjoy this video of Japanese girls trying to creatively melt cylinders of ice.
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF, destroying Jeb, his momma, and
Meltzer in one fell swoop.
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Fella
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posted on 10-29-2009 at 04:41 AM
quote:Originally posted by BBMN
Penis Ice Cream
I got nothing.
I think I've seen her mom.
BBMN
HAVES A CROOKED DICK!! !
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posted on 1-9-2010 at 09:14 PM
Japan... STRIKE AGAIN AND AGAINS
DrBoz
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posted on 1-9-2010 at 11:12 PM
quote:Originially posted by BBMN
Is this supposed to be like the Japanese version of a Snuggie? I'd love to know what the hell that all says.
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
BBMN
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posted on 7-16-2010 at 06:54 PM
Oh Japan....
Live Better.
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posted on 7-18-2010 at 10:44 PM
Vids like that are a useful reminder as to how much humans can truly suck when they want to. Fucking assholes.
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BBMN
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posted on 8-11-2010 at 04:32 AM
LOLOL
[Edited on 8-11-2010 by BBMN]
BBMN
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posted on 8-30-2010 at 05:55 AM
BBMN
HAVES A CROOKED DICK!! !
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posted on 10-16-2010 at 06:21 PM
Cruel and Hilarious
Chris Is Good517
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posted on 10-16-2010 at 07:07 PM
When I heard there was going to be a Japanese remake of Home Alone I was skeptical but I feel that replacing Daniel Stern with a zombie really adds a
whole new dynamic to it.
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
CreativeInternetAliass
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posted on 10-16-2010 at 10:10 PM
The best part of that clip is the kid yelling at the news reporter for not helping them fight the zombie.
I remember Lucky Lopez.
dev are you going to give me your address or do i have to check the registered sex offender data base (Firewoman trying to set up a three way meet on
03/20/2011)
Bonestein
The Rowdy One
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posted on 10-17-2010 at 01:18 AM
Man, those kids were kinda awesome. North American kids would just poop their pants if they were facing a zombie.
That's racism man! I love to racism bro!
BBMN
HAVES A CROOKED DICK!! !
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posted on 11-7-2010 at 06:13 PM
I almost refuse to believe that Japan took part in WWII after seeing this...
Also,
BBMN has attached this image:
BBMN
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posted on 11-19-2010 at 02:43 AM
I fucking love Japan
salmonjunkie
American Dream
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posted on 11-19-2010 at 08:55 AM
that video makes me want to take a huge dump.
BBMN
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posted on 12-11-2010 at 06:19 PM
williamssl
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posted on 1-11-2011 at 10:07 PM
Japan continues to rule the gaming market.
Sega
launches....urinal gaming!
Introducing...the toy-let:
Sorry ladies.....no pee fun for you.
Don't Mess With Texas
salmonjunkie
American Dream
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posted on 1-11-2011 at 10:18 PM
You know what would be rad? If when you approach the urinal it sings to you "Se=ga!" like the opening of the Sonic The Hedgehog games.
Or even better, if it yelled "Sega!" at you like the Sega Saturn commercials.
OOMike
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posted on 1-12-2011 at 04:01 AM
Is this next for the Xbox Kinect?
The movie "Idiocracy" was really a documentary.
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