punkerhardcore
The Great One  
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| posted on 5-3-2010 at 09:44 PM |
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CM Punk fucking rules
This probably didn't really deserve it's own thread, but I just now
rea
d this and had to share--
quote:
From Joe Evans and Pwinsider.com At yesterday's house show in Knoxville, TN, an elderly woman was ejected from the show after slapping
CM Punk. Joe Evens writes: "Punk was getting heat and this woman just walked up to him, told him he wasn't Jesus and wailed away with a hard
slap. Punk smiled and told her he forgave her while security pulled her out of the show, then genuflected, making it even more insanely funny.
The guy didn't lose a step from it either."
Emphasis added by me. He is made of awesome.
Edit-- for some reason that space in the word "read" doesn't want to be fixed.
[Edited on 5-3-2010 by punkerhardcore]
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
--MySpace makes me way cool too.
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theflammablemanimal
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 5-3-2010 at 09:47 PM |
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When I saw the thread title, my first thought was "Which diva did he nail this time?"
This was better.
Also, I hope that, as they dragged her crazy ass away, she yelled "Religion is still real to me, damn it."
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DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian 
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Registered 1-25-2008 Location Exit 8 off Rt 42, New Jersey Member Is OnlineMood: Skip Baylessish
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| posted on 5-3-2010 at 09:49 PM |
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Have you noticed how much Striker hates it when Punk calls himself "Our Savior?"
I'm not religious at all so his character really cracks me up. I just hope some crazy tea bagger doesn't shoot him one day.
The world no longer moves when Chuck Norris does push-ups because Tim Tebow pushes back.
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theflammablemanimal
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 5-3-2010 at 09:57 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DKBroiler
Have you noticed how much Striker hates it when Punk calls himself "Our Savior?"
No. How does he usually react to it?
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DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian
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Registered 1-25-2008 Location Exit 8 off Rt 42, New Jersey Member Is OnlineMood: Skip Baylessish
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| posted on 5-3-2010 at 10:03 PM |
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Quietly stating, "There's only 1 savior." And then moving on. At least 3 times in the past month. Usually on Smackdown but I think he did it
on NXT too.
The world no longer moves when Chuck Norris does push-ups because Tim Tebow pushes back.
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theflammablemanimal
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 5-3-2010 at 10:05 PM |
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Oh yeah. Nice call.
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Ultimate GCS
Creepy Little Bastard
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| posted on 5-3-2010 at 10:15 PM |
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Welp, that confirms it: She's a plant.
Nearly the exact same scenario played out at the show I went to last night here in Johnson City, TN, except this time Punk got pissed and started
yelling for security to throw her out. She was whisked off, but came right back, and Rey (Punk's opponent) said she's gonna sit right
there and enjoy watching Rey kick Punk's ass.
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montecarl
Creepy Little Bastard
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| posted on 5-3-2010 at 10:48 PM |
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I can't believe we were all duped by the age-old Pro-Wrestling secret, The Stunt Granny!
--Monte N
http://www.thebananaconvention.com
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kafkonia
rOOkie
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| posted on 5-3-2010 at 10:50 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by montecarl
I can't believe we were all duped by the age-old Pro-Wrestling secret, The Stunt Granny!
To be fair, if we'd been there I'm sure we'd have seen the tell-tale wink.
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King of Pain
Creepy Little Bastard
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Registered 5-2-2008 Location Tracy, Calif. Member Is OnlineMood: Hungry
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| posted on 5-4-2010 at 12:51 AM |
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I remember, shortly after Hogan had turned heel and formed the NWO, he got into a heated argument with an elderly woman who was at ringside on a
Monday Nitro ... I'm not sure anyone else in the world remembers that moment except for me, but it's always a funny bit ...
There's nothing in the rulebook that says an elephant can't play.
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TomS
Showstopper 
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| posted on 5-4-2010 at 08:28 PM |
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It's not like in the good old days of English wrestling in the 60s and 70s where the grannies in the crowd would wallop the bad guys with their
handbags.
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LuckyLopez
Reeks of WCW 
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| posted on 5-4-2010 at 08:33 PM |
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Doug Williams got in a fight with an old granny, stole her handbag, and pulled a brick out of it not more than 2 months ago. CM Punk is just a sad
Johnny Come Lately.
[Edited on 5-4-2010 by LuckyLopez]
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theflammablemanimal
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1791
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| posted on 5-4-2010 at 09:32 PM |
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Wonder why an old lady would carry a brick around?
(actually, he got the brick from under the ring and only stole makeup from the handbag)
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knuckleballschwartz
Rated R Superstar
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| posted on 5-4-2010 at 09:54 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by TomS
It's not like in the good old days of English wrestling in the 60s and 70s where the grannies in the crowd would wallop the bad guys with their
handbags.
That, like Kendo Nagasaki, was one of the things that made saturday lunchtimes awesome.
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RockyTopWrestling
rOOkie
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| posted on 5-5-2010 at 05:20 AM |
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This same thing happened in Johnson City, TN....
I spoke to two sources.. a security guard who reported she was thrown out.. and Punky, Ricky Morton who said she was not thrown out. I believe Punky
on this one.
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