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Author: Subject: Miss Tessmacher
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posted on 5-23-2010 at 05:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Miss Tessmacher

There's no Miss Tessmacher thread yet? Come on guys, I rely on you to boldy go to sites that I can't go to on my wife's computer.

Oh well, pretty sure this is her. Enjoy.


http://www.xvideos.com/video74070/brooke_adams_naked_on_beach

Frankly, I like her better with her clothes on.

Obviously, NSFW.

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posted on 5-24-2010 at 03:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I have a computer that I use just for links like that, so I'll check that out tomorrow.

Sort of an aside, I do enjoy that site occasionally but the more paranoid of the computer people I know say to avoid all those free porn sites like the plague since everything you've ever entered on your computer is wide open to worms or horses or something. I know there's some seriously paranoid people here so I put the question out there: How do I surf and not hand my hard drive over to the Russian pedophiles?





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posted on 5-24-2010 at 05:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Maybe someone will be generous enough to take photos and post them in this thread. We can hope.
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posted on 5-25-2010 at 03:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by doctorb

Sort of an aside, I do enjoy that site occasionally but the more paranoid of the computer people I know say to avoid all those free porn sites like the plague since everything you've ever entered on your computer is wide open to worms or horses or something. I know there's some seriously paranoid people here so I put the question out there: How do I surf and not hand my hard drive over to the Russian pedophiles?


I have my laptop that only I use which (which gives me the luxury of visiting those sites, um, on occasion) and I haven't had any issues. Knock on wood. I'm not a computer knowledge master or anything so I just have my Norton Anti-Virus and keep my fingers crossed that does the trick and that my email won't be taken over by pedophiles.

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posted on 8-5-2010 at 09:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by doctorb
I have a computer that I use just for links like that, so I'll check that out tomorrow.

Sort of an aside, I do enjoy that site occasionally but the more paranoid of the computer people I know say to avoid all those free porn sites like the plague since everything you've ever entered on your computer is wide open to worms or horses or something. I know there's some seriously paranoid people here so I put the question out there: How do I surf and not hand my hard drive over to the Russian pedophiles?

Avast Home Edition (free and works just as well, if not better than Norton AV or any of the other subscription based AV's out there)
also, Firefox running NoScript helps.
Malwarebytes (also free) works good too.

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posted on 6-6-2011 at 09:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I just saw this elsewhere, and I was gonna post it here and be a superhero to the Tessmacher fans. But, since I'm late to the party, I'll just bump this to the top and be sort of a hero.





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posted on 6-6-2011 at 09:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ortonmustdie
quote:
Originally posted by doctorb
I have a computer that I use just for links like that, so I'll check that out tomorrow.

Sort of an aside, I do enjoy that site occasionally but the more paranoid of the computer people I know say to avoid all those free porn sites like the plague since everything you've ever entered on your computer is wide open to worms or horses or something. I know there's some seriously paranoid people here so I put the question out there: How do I surf and not hand my hard drive over to the Russian pedophiles?

Avast Home Edition (free and works just as well, if not better than Norton AV or any of the other subscription based AV's out there)
also, Firefox running NoScript helps.
Malwarebytes (also free) works good too.


Y'all better listen. This man knows what he's talking about!






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posted on 6-6-2011 at 10:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tessmacher has a rockin body but I'm not too fond of her face.

EDIT: That sounds mean. She's not ugly, there's just something about it.

[Edited on 6-7-2011 by Matte]





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posted on 6-8-2011 at 03:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matte
Tessmacher has a rockin body but I'm not too fond of her face.


I think you just came out of the closet.





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posted on 6-8-2011 at 03:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matte
Tessmacher has a rockin body but I'm not too fond of her face.

EDIT: That sounds mean. She's not ugly, there's just something about it.


quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
I think you just came out of the closet.


You know, I'm with Matte on this. I mean, I'd bang Miss Tessmacher in about .5 seconds if given the chance. But there is something about her face...it's almost like she's hotter with the glasses on. Her features are just kind of square-ish or something.

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posted on 6-8-2011 at 01:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by the goon
Her features are just kind of square-ish or something.



This. Specifically, her jawline is very square. That's OK, though - because she's not, as pointed out earlier, ugly by any means.





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posted on 6-9-2011 at 02:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
She looked good naked on the beach. Also, Ron Jeremy's 6 sneaky tricks to make my penis look bigger were very helpful.





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