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Poll: Let's clear something up about Mr. Hankey
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Author: Subject: Let's clear something up about Mr. Hankey
williamssl
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posted on 1-20-2011 at 05:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Let's clear something up about Mr. Hankey

The front page has a picture of Mr. Hankey from South Park (as opposed to all the other Mr. Hankey's out there....) and the big ol' quote "Hidey Ho".

What the fuck.

Pretty damn sure Mr. Hankey's greeting is "Howdy Ho".

Same salutation you'd throw at a prostitute upon first seeing her, albeit with a comma in there.

So what does our favorite piece of poo say when he emerges from the toilet?





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posted on 1-20-2011 at 05:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Howdy-ho according to Wiki.

Here I am. 43 years old. A home-owner, and a moderately successful independent businessperson. Talking with anonymous people that I'll never meet in person. Discussing a cartoon that featured an anthropomophic piece of shit.

No wonder every female I've ever met takes an almost instant hatred to me. This sort of karmic lameness should be bottled, weaponized, and dropped on the Muslims. The fucking war would be over and won about a half-hour later.

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posted on 1-20-2011 at 06:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Howdy-ho according to Wiki.

Here I am. 43 years old. A home-owner, and a moderately successful independent businessperson. Talking with anonymous people that I'll never meet in person. Discussing a cartoon that featured an anthropomophic piece of shit.

No wonder every female I've ever met takes an almost instant hatred to me. This sort of karmic lameness should be bottled, weaponized, and dropped on the Muslims. The fucking war would be over and won about a half-hour later.


If it's of any consolation whatsoever I think you're pretty fuckin cool.





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posted on 1-20-2011 at 06:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I resemble a lot of what you posted there....and I started the frickin thread/poll.

On the plus side I've actually met a few of the folks here in person. I met salmonjunkie a few months ago and avoided AIDs while doing so. I met Operation Retard and let's just say...be glad he doesn't post here much if at all. I was supposed to meet Chris but there were sheep in Arkansas in heat and he chose a different path. There are always sheep in Arkansas in heat so not sure how I was ever going to "win" that one.


EDIT: Trying to figure out what the "plus" was I meant when I started paragraph 2. Seems like a second helping of "minus"...

[Edited on 1-20-2011 by williamssl]





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posted on 1-20-2011 at 07:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
quote:

If it's of any consolation whatsoever I think you're pretty fuckin cool.


Gosh, that's way nicer than I deserve. Between you and my Mom that's two of you who think that way. [/milhous]

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posted on 1-20-2011 at 07:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by williamssl
On the plus side I've actually met a few of the folks here in person.


You were also recently 40 minutes from me, and I never got so much as an invitation to hang out.

Dick.





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posted on 1-20-2011 at 05:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 1-20-2011 at 07:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I thought it was Hidey hi.

And not even my mom thinks I'm cool.





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posted on 1-20-2011 at 08:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I thought it was Hidey hi.



OK and I thought the person who was thinking "Hidey Ho" had bad ears...

You win a q-tip.





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posted on 1-20-2011 at 08:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
For the record, I have not heard a word out of Mr. Hanky since the last time he would have been in a new episode. So that's gotta be, what, 5-6 years?

Secondly, I sort of remember Mr. Hanky using all variations on greetings, either because the "character" "evolved" or because the writers realized how silly it was to have a piece of poop relying on a single crutch of a catchphrase, so they subverted things by having the poop go out of its way to become an absurd/over-the-top caricature of itself by devolving from "Howdy" to "Hidey" and even to "Haydy"...

And yes, then the "ho" could also be altered into a "hi" or a "hey" and you might end up with countless (OK, 9) permutations of a Mr. Hanky greeting.

I agree that "Howdy ho" was always the intended "meaning," but insist upon my interpretation as one of many valid ones based upon Mr. Hanky's voice/accent/exuberance/whatever varying among his many appearances.

Also: I can't believe I really felt the need to explain myself regarding the matter of a fictional piece of talking poo. Such is life when the third "Snowmageddon" of the year is upon us, and everything shut down mid-day so that everybody could go home (safely) and be bored enough to discuss such ludicrous matters....


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posted on 1-20-2011 at 09:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/150056/mr-hankey-visits-kyle

So a quick google search (because nothing says successful physician like spending time searching for video proof of the enunciation of the greeting used by a cartoon shit) and I think I heard "hidey ho" at first, then a "hidey how" and the fourth or fifth one was definitely "hidey hi."

But then, I am half deaf. And not cool.





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posted on 2-3-2011 at 01:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
If it's of any consolation whatsoever I think you're pretty fuckin cool.

Paddlefoot owns.





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posted on 2-4-2011 at 09:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
^^^

For those not in the know, Steve's merely thanking me for that 2-year subscription to Cheek Week magazine that I got him for Christmas.

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posted on 2-7-2011 at 03:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
^^^

For those not in the know, Steve's merely thanking me for that 2-year subscription to Cheek Week magazine that I got him for Christmas.

Way to blow the endorsement with this crap acceptance joke.

I disavow you. I expend piss on your family when my bladder runs dry.

This is also the end of your gambling college. puh, whatever.

Didn't wager on this happening, did ya?

[Edited on 2-7-2011 by Stone Cold Steve Autism]





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posted on 2-7-2011 at 08:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
*sniffle*sob* You crushed my nads with your mean little Kobayashi Maru scenario, you jerk. See if I'll ever help you whack off to Cassie Young's Twitter feed ever again. *sob*sob*sniffle*





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