mooseheadjack
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| posted on 2-6-2012 at 06:03 AM |
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Eli is right there with Jericho as overrated crap. Maybe the next board themes can be Tim Tebow centric.
My personal fuck-off list: 1. Tony Romo 2. Eli Manning 3. The New York Yankees 4. LeBron James 5. Kobe Bryant 6. SEC Fans 7. The SEC 8. the
Political Right 9. religion 10. Almost everything the WWE does
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OOMike
The Great One 
Posts 3692
Registered 1-3-2002 Location Columbus, OH Member Is Offline Mood: same ol same ol
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| posted on 2-6-2012 at 06:08 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mooseheadjack
Eli is right there with Jericho as overrated crap. Maybe the next board themes can be Tim Tebow centric.
Why? Tebow can't complete more than half his passes and has only won because of his defense and running game
2017 where Nazis are defended and being against Fascism is a bad thing.
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
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Columbo
Showstopper 
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| posted on 2-6-2012 at 04:19 PM |
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Best board theme ever.
"The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall,
which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale�s
campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a
fountain that cured syphilis."
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Joeldacat
Showstopper
Posts 759
Registered 9-10-2002 Location Savannah, GA Member Is Offline Mood: PK Fired Up
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| posted on 2-28-2012 at 06:09 PM |
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These Rock related board themes are killer.
X-Box Live: Mr Whale Jr. Message me who you are, though!
When the plane full of wrestlers crashed in the Arctic, he became known as "Nourishing" Rick Rude.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni 
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Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is OnlineMood: ChinceMcMahon
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| posted on 2-28-2012 at 06:24 PM |
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Agreed. Very good, very appropriate to our favourite genre, and much better than the previous theme for those of us who could care less about
football, which is really isn't a sport as much as it is nothing but a bunch of dumb animals crashing into each other.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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OORick
The Sky is a Neighborhood 
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Registered 12-27-2001 Location - The Birthplace of Aviation Member Is Offline Mood: Armstrong'd~!
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| posted on 4-20-2012 at 02:29 AM |
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Does anyone else draw a ton of blanks when trying to come up with Lesnar-themed titles? It's been two weeks, and anytime I ponder it, I give up
after only coming up with about a third of the necessary puns....
Rick
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Thom
The Immortal One
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| posted on 4-20-2012 at 01:35 PM |
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Funny you should ask, as I had actually started a reply to this thread with a bunch of Lesnar-related stuff. Unfortunately, I was stumped on 4 or 5
(including all the sub-forums), so I scrapped it. Hell - here's some ideas, I guess. Some good/decent, some bad, some in-between.
Current: Bringing the Pain
Retro: The Last Next Big Thing
Fantasy: Wishing We Could All Punch Cena in the Mush
Fantasy>OOWF: Where it Really is a Penis on the Chest
Fantasy>Fantasy Drafts: Reuniting the Minnesota Stretching Crew
Games: ???
Divas: Getting on Top of Sable
Comments About OO: ???
Headlines: Illegal Hunting in Canada
Music: ???
Movies/TV/Etc.: DeathClutch
Sports: Breaking Heath Herring's Orbital Bone
Tech: ???
Parts Unknown: Where's Heyman?
PU>Celebrations: Drink a Coors Light
PU>Girl Parts Unknown: ???
PU>Jimeon's Meltdown Arena of Nuthuggers
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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mastermind
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Registered 3-7-2002 Location Brockton MA Member Is Offline Mood: No Mood.
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| posted on 4-20-2012 at 01:59 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Thom
Fantasy: Wishing We Could All Punch Cena in the Mush
Fantasy>OOWF: Where it Really is a Penis on the Chest
Fantasy>Fantasy Drafts: Reuniting the Minnesota Stretching Crew
Money.
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salmonjunkie
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be 
Posts 11847
Registered 6-25-2002 Location Sunny Seattle, WA Member Is Offline Mood: Authoritized
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| posted on 4-20-2012 at 04:42 PM |
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Games: Turning Chickenshit into Chicken Salad
Divas: I Might Even Get On Top Of My Wife
Music: Mariachi Time!
Sports: Training Camp with the Minnesota Vikings
Comments About OO: Rick Scaia has Diverticulitis
News: Illegal Hunting in Canada
Tech: War Machine
Girl Parts Unknown: SO BROCK~!
Girl Parts Unknown: What's Running Down Cena's Leg
[Edited on 4-20-2012 by salmonjunkie]
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Thom
The Immortal One
Posts 4819
Registered 1-14-2003 Location At the gym Member Is Offline Mood: Rather be lifting
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| posted on 4-20-2012 at 05:03 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by salmonjunkie
Games: Turning Chickenshit into Chicken Salad
Divas: I Might Even Get On Top Of My Wife
Music: Mariachi Time!
Sports: Training Camp with the Minnesota Vikings
Comments About OO: Rick Scaia has Diverticulitis
News: Illegal Hunting in Canada
Tech: War Machine
Girl Parts Unknown: SO BROCK~!
Girl Parts Unknown: What's Running Down Cena's Leg
[Edited on 4-20-2012 by salmonjunkie]
How did I forget the Chicken Salad?
And Training Camp is definitely much better.
Mariachis, ah yes - I remember now.
edit: Hit post before typing anything...
[Edited on 4/20/12 by Thom]
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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Matte
"Family Man" 
Posts 9788
Registered 12-16-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: #BROKEN
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| posted on 4-20-2012 at 07:58 PM |
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Fantasy: Landing the SSP
Headlines: Brock F5s Earth
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
Ultimate Finishing Move Showdown
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Columbo
Showstopper
Posts 981
Registered 11-2-2004 Location @columbo527 Member Is Offline Mood: GodDamnWOOO
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| posted on 4-20-2012 at 11:35 PM |
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Music: BrockRocks!
"The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall,
which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale�s
campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a
fountain that cured syphilis."
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OORick
The Sky is a Neighborhood
Posts 3707
Registered 12-27-2001 Location - The Birthplace of Aviation Member Is Offline Mood: Armstrong'd~!
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| posted on 4-20-2012 at 11:51 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by salmonjunkie
Comments About OO: Rick Scaia has Diverticulitis
No, I don't. C'mon. Everybody knows my ailment du jour (and by "du jour," I mean "for the past 5 years") is my broken spine.
I definitely had plans on getting Brock's archnemesis in there somehow, though; a couple other suggestions are similar to ideas I had, too
(especially Brock's SSP fantasy). But I very much appreciate the help with remembering other Brock Things I Should Make Fun Of, like Chest
Penises and Canadian Hunting Expeditions...
Thanks, all. I'll flesh out a full list and make the changes over the weekend, so chime in quickly if you've got any more last second
notions...
Rick
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DevilSoprano
Pee Wee's Plaything
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| posted on 4-21-2012 at 12:16 AM |
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OOWF should be: Where Brock wishes he was Davin Moreland
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ModSquad
Hello, future girlfriend 
Posts 3472
Registered 1-30-2003 Member Is Offline Mood: Trumpy
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| posted on 4-23-2012 at 10:30 AM |
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NEWS/HEADLINES should be "F5: What Can Happen to Black People and America Won't Care About"
"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly
confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."
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salmonjunkie
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be
Posts 11847
Registered 6-25-2002 Location Sunny Seattle, WA Member Is Offline Mood: Authoritized
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| posted on 4-30-2012 at 04:35 PM |
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Well done, sir!
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 7676
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is OnlineMood: ChinceMcMahon
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| posted on 5-25-2012 at 05:33 AM |
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I can hardly believe that I'm existentially responsible for the board themes being changed to a bagshitter motif just because I made an oblique
reference to Randy Orton a couple of days ago in the Cody Rhodes thread.
This could actually be my greatest contribution to this forum ever since I arrived here. Yay, me!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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salmonjunkie
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be
Posts 11847
Registered 6-25-2002 Location Sunny Seattle, WA Member Is Offline Mood: Authoritized
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| posted on 5-30-2012 at 06:47 PM |
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I've always wondered if Orton (or anyone else in WWE) has read his misadventures with the penguins here on OO. Even moreso, I wonder if Randy
(or someone in WWE who read it) thought it was as funny as we did.
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Thom
The Immortal One
Posts 4819
Registered 1-14-2003 Location At the gym Member Is Offline Mood: Rather be lifting
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| posted on 7-3-2012 at 02:37 PM |
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Current: All AJ, All the Time
Retro: NXT-3
Fantasy: Bryan, Punk, & Kane - All at the Same Time
The OOWF: Where AJ Would Seem Normal
OO Fantasy Drafts: Where You Can Get Yourself a Crazy Chick
Games: What Geek Girls Play
Divas: Chickbusters
Comments About OO: We Love Miss April
Headlines: Finally, a Reason to Care About a WWE Diva
Music: Let's Light It Up
Movies/TV/Etc.: Reading Comic Books
Sports:
Tech: 2012 THQ Superstar Challenge Champion
Parts Unknown: Sanity
PU Celebrations: YES!
PU Girl Parts Unknown: Primo Guessed 16
PU A.J.(imeon)'s Meltdown Arena of Screeching Girls
I got nothing for Sports...
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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OOMike
The Great One
Posts 3692
Registered 1-3-2002 Location Columbus, OH Member Is Offline Mood: same ol same ol
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Sports: More Crazy than Anna Benson
2017 where Nazis are defended and being against Fascism is a bad thing.
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
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Matte
"Family Man"
Posts 9788
Registered 12-16-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: #BROKEN
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| posted on 7-3-2012 at 05:57 PM |
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Spoilers: Boners Incoming
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
Ultimate Finishing Move Showdown
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theflammablemanimal
American Dream 
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| posted on 7-4-2012 at 01:07 AM |
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Tech: Kitana fan attack
(Or whatever the move is called that she did in that battle royal)
http://epitomeofmasculinity.blogspot.com/
@EofMasculinity
The first undisputed OO draft champion of the world
Get the pistons pumping and let the pigeons loose on my yambag
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 7676
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is OnlineMood: ChinceMcMahon
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| posted on 9-12-2012 at 04:52 AM |
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Good work on the Lawler board themes, guys. Two thumbs up.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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firewoman
The Rowdy One 
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Registered 2-17-2006 Location columbus, oh Member Is Offline Mood: witchy
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| posted on 9-12-2012 at 02:32 PM |
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agreed. nice job.
resident sorceress and necromancer in training.
[DevSop] god your sex life scares me
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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| posted on 10-9-2012 at 07:44 PM |
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As a "born in Dayton / got my first introduction to baseball via Big Red Machine", gotta say I love the themes.
However:
1) Yankees being anywhere near the World Series is fantasy only to you. 
2) Has the Barry Larkin era really become what we call retro these days? Not the Big Red Machine? Granted it's been a long time since the
1990 championship and half the people on the board are probably too young to even know who Barry Larkin is...but they all know Pete Rose...at least
from being that old guy Kane tombstones.
Don't Mess With Texas
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