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posted on 7-12-2011 at 05:20 AM
Velvet Sky gets slappy.
[Edited on 7-12-2011 by salmonjunkie]
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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posted on 7-13-2011 at 01:50 AM
True fact - I had that episode of Impact saved on my DVR with the sole purpose of having that beautiful little moment of awesomeness saved. I watched
that shit in slow-mo and it was like a dream come true. Now that I think about it, why the fuck did I ever delete it?
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
Shao Khan
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posted on 7-14-2011 at 01:05 AM
Well, MY evening has been made better!
ThePunisher
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posted on 7-16-2011 at 07:42 PM
Why has no one made a .gif of this? Get on it people!
Hence, if you come to Manchester with a United shirt on, you may as well come to Raw with a t-shirt of Hitler getting a rimjob from the Queen and
blowjob from Richard the Lionheart. ~Devineman 07/12/2011
punkerhardcore
The Man
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posted on 7-16-2011 at 07:50 PM
quote:Originally posted by ThePunisher
Why has no one made a .gif of this? Get on it people!
I'm fairly certain somebody did, whenever this episode of Impact aired... it should be in that thread.
quote:Originally posted by gobbledygooker
True fact - I had that episode of Impact saved on my DVR with the sole purpose of having that beautiful little moment of awesomeness saved. I watched
that shit in slow-mo and it was like a dream come true. Now that I think about it, why the fuck did I ever delete it?
Better add this to your thread of gay!
[Edited on 7-16-2011 by punkerhardcore]
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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Registered 12-17-2002 Location Charlotte, NC Member Is Online
Mood: Opus Eponymous
posted on 7-16-2011 at 09:45 PM
I mean, a guy can only take so much of watching a super-hot woman slapping her absolutely perfect ass, am I right??[/notgay]
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
Matte
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posted on 7-25-2011 at 08:03 AM
quote:Originally posted by ThePunisher
Why has no one made a .gif of this? Get on it people!
quote:Originally posted by punkerhardcore
I'm fairly certain somebody did, whenever this episode of Impact aired... it should be in that thread.
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Eli
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posted on 7-26-2011 at 11:33 PM
Man, that last slap was the best of the bunch, the jiggly after effect was exquisite.
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
gobbledygooker
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posted on 7-27-2011 at 03:01 AM
Notice that BigStevieCool hasn't posted in here. He's probably revolted by that footage.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
BigStevieCool
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posted on 7-29-2011 at 12:09 PM
Revolted indeed. I'm much rather she be slapping my cock.
I will say that I'm psyched by the random shot at me in a thread I've never commented on. It's clear that I've become the top
heel in the forums. Just remember guys -- don't hate me because I'm better than you.
Eli
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posted on 7-29-2011 at 02:28 PM
Just to point at the subtlties, it appears that she is also doing the "white man's overbite"
