williamssl
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Generic / Stereotype Female Showdown
OK - enough of this voting on actual people. Let's go one step worse and vote on broad categories / stereotypes! Which of these groups of
people do you like the best?
Here's how it's going to work.
If there's one thing we learned from the current showdown it's that Matte can't make brackets worth shit...and we like to bitch
about it. So rather than me randomly assign seedings to people and then you all bitch about it....you're going to determine the seedings by
voting in this here poll.
Top vote getter is #1, second #2, etc.
Brackets will be NCAA style
a) 1 vs. 8
b) 4 vs. 5
c) 2 vs. 7
d) 3 vs. 6
a vs. b winner
c vs. d winner
championship.
I've got 7 groups or stereotypes here and one placeholder for you to nominate one's I might have missed.
WWE Diva: there are some who can wrestle, some who try to wrestle, some who are just accessories - doesn't matter. They're all WWE Divas.
You're voting for however you think about them.
Nitro Girl: The 40 you remember. The 80 that you don't. The hot ones. The WTF ones. However you remember them.
TNA Knockout: The one with the hot ass. The little mexican one. The fat one that everyone idolizes. The one that needs a sammich. The one with
the forehead.
Indy Darling: the ones who are better than everyone else and are the next big thing!
Japanese Chick: those foreigners from the land over there who wrestle in the land over there.
Classic Retro Lady: The vintage girls from way way back (or just way back) who are wrinkled and/or dead now and had poofy hair back when they were
something.
Model Actress Personality - the diva search losers. the jenna morascas.
Vote here for your #1. I'll seed based on that. And then we'll get shallow-er than we are right now. Because we can.
[Edited on 7-15-2011 by williamssl]
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mastermind
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FIRST!
Another classic WilliamSSL post. After MUCH deliberation, I chose "WWE Diva". Why? Generally less ink than the rest (but more likely to have fake
boobies  ) but it's a minor trade-off I guess, when you still get the all-natural variety like the Bella Twins.
I also chose that category, not cuz the workrate is OMG spectacular, but most of them are competent enough to hold together a 3 minute schmozz (minus
Jackie Gayda). I just think women wrestling in general (like midgets before them) is a niche category. Therefore I don't need to be AMAZED by
their workrate, when all I really care to see is a little hotness to go with the rest of the all-male cast.
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Paddlefoot
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TNA Knockouts. Talented in the ring and mostly babes as well. And I don't care what anyone else says, I've still got the hots for the one
that needs a sammich. For this I apologize not, so  .
I'll give a close second to the indy darlings, and then thirdsies to WWE Divas. I like to think too that I put the important combination of
skills+attractiveness ahead of merely drooling over various pieces of ass that I'll never meet. That's why I've been doing things
like voting for ones like Roxxi Laveaux, Daffney, or Taylor Wilde ahead of ones like Sable. Yeah, I kept voting for Maryse too, but only until she ran
into Sarita, as opposed to the rest of you shallow douchenozzles.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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gobbledygooker
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Is it even a question? I love my retro diva ladies. Elizabeth, Beulah, Francine, Sable, Sunny..et. al. I live in the 80's and 90's.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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lz4005
Showstopper
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ECW dirty whores need their own category.
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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thank you sir!!!!!
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CreativeInternetAliass
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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I voted for other simply so that you can add a lucha libre women category. If Japanese wrestling gets it's own category, I don't see why
the ladies south of the border should not get some love as well.
I remember Lucky Lopez.
dev are you going to give me your address or do i have to check the registered sex offender data base (Firewoman trying to set up a three way meet on
03/20/2011)
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OOMike
Man of a Thousand Holds
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Okay here is a question between WWE Divas and Retro.... How far back do you consider Divas before they become retro...
Trish, Molly, Lita, Ivory etc. Diva or Retro?
The movie "Idiocracy" was really a documentary.
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
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mastermind
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Those are WWE Divas, Mike. Reread his description. Retro would be like, Mildred Burke, June Byers, Penny Banner etc...
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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Can I split my vote between Retro, ECW dirty whores, and WWE Divas?
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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doctorb
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TNA knockouts.
There was a time when my top5 hotties would have all been wwe and they still have some beautiful girls and some really good wrestlers. But the TNA
girls got me to keep watching as much or more than Christian did. The beautiful people and Shelly were worth tuning in for, and Kong vs Taylor wilde
(who I never cared for but wanted to see go against kong) and Gail Kim. They've done more with their women than wwe ever tried to do and it had
me hooked.
The "B" is for Bargain!
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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quote:
Originally posted by CreativeInternetAliass
I voted for other simply so that you can add a lucha libre women category. If Japanese wrestling gets it's own category, I don't see why
the ladies south of the border should not get some love as well.
Maybe I will expand the jap one to be feriners in ferin leagues. Group em together. They all look alike.
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OOMike
Man of a Thousand Holds
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quote:
Originally posted by mastermind
Those are WWE Divas, Mike. Reread his description. Retro would be like, Mildred Burke, June Byers, Penny Banner etc...
Read??? on the internet??? are you insane???
Next you will expect intelligent conversation....
ETA: 
[Edited on 7-15-2011 by OOMike]
The movie "Idiocracy" was really a documentary.
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
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C.MontgomeryPunk
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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quote:
Originally posted by OOMike
Okay here is a question between WWE Divas and Retro.... How far back do you consider Divas before they become retro...
Trish, Molly, Lita, Ivory etc. Diva or Retro?
I'd say Sunny and earlier would be retro, anybody who came after Sunny is a "diva".
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
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mastermind
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So you would put Sunny next to Lelanie Kaie, Rockin Robin, Fabulous Moolah and Penny Banner and NOT Trish, Lita & Molly???
WilliamSSL we need an official ruling here!!!
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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WWE Divas give me boners.
Moolah and Wendy Richter do not.
Sunny gives me boners.
Therefore, Sunny = Diva.
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OOMike
Man of a Thousand Holds
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quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
WWE Divas give me boners.
Moolah and Wendy Richter do not.
Sunny gives me boners.
Therefore, Sunny = Diva.
A very scientific response.... one that I think we can all agree with.
ETA
quote:
Brackets will be NCAA style
a) 1 vs. 8
b) 3 vs. 4
c) 2 vs. 7
d) 3 vs. 6
I think you need to fix the b match up... b-4vs5
[Edited on 7-15-2011 by OOMike]
The movie "Idiocracy" was really a documentary.
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
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Biff_Manly
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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I picked OTHER to add an "all the above" category. My penis is American, fat, lazy and tastes like hamburger--it also likes women of all different
kinds for many different reasons. I will not be limited to one type. Some days I need sexy Asian, some days blonde cheerleader. Other days bondage
goth yet others peaches and cream pink nippled gingers.
I give Matte credit for his brackets. He's kept things interesting and a good similar type battle is a good things sometimes.
"Walter: I can solve everything by making this gramophone have sex with time."
--SCSA's Fringe on Ice Holiday Spectacular.
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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Based on the voting to date and a little interpretation of the above, here's how this would look:
1) TNA vs. 8) Model / Actress / Personality
4) Foreigners in Foreign Leagues vs. 5) ECW Dirty Whores
2) Indy Darlings vs. 7) Nitro Girls
3) WWE Divas vs. 6) Vintage/Retro/Classic
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Matte
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My prediction is for TNA Knockouts to win, followed closely by WWE Divas, with indy darlings coming in third.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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Let's just enter each girl's name and everyone can vote for which girl they prefer.
Wait, that sounds familiar...
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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Paddlefoot
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What I want to know is who's the former Solid Gold dancer around here that voted for the Nitro Girls.
[Edited on 7-16-2011 by Paddlefoot]
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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Matte
"Family Man"
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I would assume OOMike.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
My prediction is for TNA Knockouts to win, followed closely by WWE Divas, with indy darlings coming in third.
If standings stand, this will come down to TNA vs. Indy wanks.
Who are all the same people mostly.
And their heads will implode and we will be rid of them all.
And my mission will be accomplished.
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Thom
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In other words, Tex voted for "Dudes."
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
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