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Author: Subject: 8/2 SmackDown Spoilers
Matte
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posted on 8-3-2011 at 04:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
8/2 SmackDown Spoilers

http://nodq.com/wwe/314335642.shtml

WWE taped tonight's edition of WWE Smackdown tonight from Rupp Arena in Lexington, Kentucky. Below are full results:

WWE Smackdown (Airing this Friday):

It's announced that Sheamus will face Mark Henry at SummerSlam but tonight he'll face The Great Khali.

Sheamus defeated The Great Khali

Natalya defeated AJ and continues the assault after the match.

Debuting new music, Daniel Bryan vs. Tyson Kidd. Winner, Daniel Bryan.

Zack Ryder comes out with WWE Intercontinental Champion Ezekiel Jackson. Ryder gets on the mic and Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase interrupt. Teddy Long ends up coming out and informs Ryder he will face Jackson up next.

WWE Intercontinental Champion Ezekiel Jackson defeated Zack Ryder. Triple H comes out and pedigrees Ryder after having the cameras cut off.


Mark Henry defeats Koslov. After the match Mark Henry attacks Koslov more and Sheamus runs out.

The Tag champs and JTG defeated Usos and Beretta.

Christian & R-Truth defeated Randy Orton and John Morrsion in the main event. Christian got the pin over Orton.





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posted on 8-3-2011 at 04:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Who's Booking This Crap?





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posted on 8-3-2011 at 05:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I hope this isn't the end of Ryder being the assistant GM....

Daniel Bryan gets new music? But Wagner's music fits him so well... I hope it's good.





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posted on 8-3-2011 at 06:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Who's Booking This Crap?








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posted on 8-3-2011 at 02:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I wonder if the cameras being cut off will be footage for Ryder's internet show.





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I wonder if the cameras being cut off will be footage for Ryder's internet show.


That's certainly an optimistic theory, but it's also the only one that makes any goddamn sense. Burying Ryder for the benefit of only one live crowd doesn't seem like much of a burial, so otherwise what's the point? I don't get it at all, so maybe you're onto something.





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posted on 8-3-2011 at 03:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Also worth mention is Colt Cabana worked a dark match before the show against Wade Barrett.

Colt doesn't need any FCW time, he already was there and was deemed ready for a call-up so he could jump right onto the roster alongside Punk.





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posted on 8-3-2011 at 03:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't feel bad for not going to the taping now. (2 miles from my house)
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posted on 8-4-2011 at 06:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wait. So Zach Ryder goes from not being on TV at all, and getting f*d over in his own hometown, to being on Raw for the last two weeks, and Smackdown for the last two weeks and has a speaking role, and takes a Pedigree from the COO of the company as part of a storyline, and this is regarded as a bad thing?

Cabana shows up and does a dark match.

Ryder gets Pedigreed. After being mentioned by Punk at the Comicon work.

Beth Phoenix gets mentioned in the GQ article on Punk.

Punk's fomer Nexus mates are tag champions.

Could be nothing. Could be something.

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posted on 8-4-2011 at 02:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Here's the video of the Pedigree, make of it what you will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSdx7jQOgnM

[Edited on 8-4-2011 by southermagu]

[Edited on 8-4-2011 by southermagu]





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posted on 8-4-2011 at 02:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think we're all missing the most important part of the show - JTG is a heel now!

And seriously, I guess Natalya is turning heel too?

I've got to give WWE credit - they're really shaking things up right now with the face/heel turns.





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posted on 8-4-2011 at 03:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by cromartie
takes a Pedigree from the COO of the company as part of a storyline, and this is regarded as a bad thing?




It's a really shitty storyline (or at least, way to tell it) if the cameras are off. I don't think anyone here would have a problem with Ryder doing a program/storyline with HHH, as long as he got to look good in doing so.





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posted on 8-4-2011 at 03:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Here's the video of the Pedigree, make of it what you will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSdx7jQOgnM



Either HHH kept the hooks in too long or Ryder wanted to take it like a champ because he didn't get his hands down to protect himself at all.





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posted on 8-4-2011 at 04:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Here's another one, with clearer audio.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxzvpK6Nx1o

HHH makes it a point to tell the audience that this not leave the arena knowing full well it will. There's no way it doesn't make Zack's next show. I wonder if HHH and Zack will have an "off camera" feud. That could be interesting.





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posted on 8-4-2011 at 10:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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It's a really shitty storyline (or at least, way to tell it) if the cameras are off. I don't think anyone here would have a problem with Ryder doing a program/storyline with HHH, as long as he got to look good in doing so.


But it's part of the larger primary storyline among Cena/HHH/Punk. If you're on the Punk side of the fence, (which implies that you both dislike Cena's stale Superman act, and HHH's historical suppression of talent) you're supposed to think that HHH is aligned against you, and actions such as this, where Ryder (who you are supposed to like as well) is pedigreed and it goes viral, are supposed to reinforce that top level storyline. It goes hand in hand with the dirt sheet bs about HHH putting himself over at the expense of Punk and/or other guys on the roster.

So Ryder goes from being kept off of television to being on both shows in two weeks to being at minimum, a bit player in a top level feud, and that's not bad.

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posted on 8-5-2011 at 03:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Either HHH kept the hooks in too long or Ryder wanted to take it like a champ because he didn't get his hands down to protect himself at all.

Yea, that was one of the better Pedigrees I've seen, whether that's to be attributed to Ryder or HHH.





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posted on 8-5-2011 at 01:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Daniel Bryan's new music is some gangsta rap shit.





Okay not really, it's the theme music from Night of Champions 2010 and is actually pretty fitting.





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posted on 8-5-2011 at 07:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9ehcpw_DpE&feature=mh_lolz&list=FLplo04NPk0IY

The full version of Daniel Bryan's new song.

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posted on 8-7-2011 at 01:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
that's pretty badass





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