MrJustinB
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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You Bastards! Look What You've Done!!!
With all your arguing and cheating, Gail Kim quit and Melina was fired!
You bastards.
In all honesty though, when Melina shows up in TNA, can she go back to wearing just the thong under her micro-minis?
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PyroFalkon
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| posted on 8-18-2011 at 04:34 AM |
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I would totally start watching TNA if she did.
First one to flatulate sleeps in the hall.
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Paddlefoot
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It'll also give her an opportunity to get Brooke fired for a second time. And to blow an entire locker-room again as well.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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MrJustinB
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 8-19-2011 at 02:59 AM |
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Maybe she'll do an even better job of those two acts next time. Practice makes perfect.
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Thom
The Great One 
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| posted on 8-19-2011 at 12:42 PM |
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Please, if there is a god (any denomination - I don't care), Melina will not show up in TNA.
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
http://www.myspace.com/bassmantar
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MrJustinB
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 8-19-2011 at 02:14 PM |
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Is TNA proof of a lack of a God?
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Grenzschutzgruppe
And I am AWESOME 
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| posted on 8-19-2011 at 11:45 PM |
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I'm guessing the odds are about 60/40 in favor of JoMo quitting WWE and following his cum-drenched girlfriend wherever she goes. Now if he
grows a pair, dumps her and finds a new chick to impress with his Parkour-inspired sexual position at the Palace of Wisdom... I'd be pleasantly
surprised.
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Matte
"Family Man" 
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Registered 12-16-2008 Member Is OnlineMood: #HEEL
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| posted on 8-20-2011 at 03:33 AM |
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Melina... drenched in cum... mmm...
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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Paddlefoot
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On an official Top-10 list of Three Greatest Words Used Consecutively, "cum drenched girlfriend" can't possibly rate lower than #3 or #4.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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Biff_Manly
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 8-21-2011 at 01:25 PM |
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I don't know if I agree on "cum drenched" being always a good thing. I've let it go in various ways over the years but I must say
I've never had the Peter North type firehose of jism explosion. So when I think of cum drenching would have to have come from Bukkake. I really
don't know if I could have a girl be my girl if she was into that.
If she had done it on film during her porn career, than maybe it would be okay? If it was while she was a stripper in some club downtown probably not.
You know I was going to put a picture of a girl's face covered in what at first glance would look like Elmer's School glue but which on
closer examination would not be, but then I thought I really don't feel like looking for the "perfect" bukkake shot right now. Maybe later.
[Edited on 8-21-2011 by Biff_Manly]
[Edited on 8-21-2011 by Biff_Manly]
"Walter: I can solve everything by making this gramophone have sex with time."
--SCSA's Fringe on Ice Holiday Spectacular.
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Grenzschutzgruppe
And I am AWESOME
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| posted on 8-21-2011 at 09:23 PM |
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[Edited on 8-21-2011 by Grenzschutzgruppe]
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Matte
"Family Man"
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I had discovered what was, to me, the ultimate bukkake shot (shot meaning image in this sentence), but I jacked off and then became disgusted at said
shot so I closed it without saving.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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MrJustinB
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1590
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| posted on 8-22-2011 at 03:07 AM |
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^This has got to be a new meme.
"I want to make this shit cool again." - CM Punk
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PyroFalkon
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| posted on 8-25-2011 at 04:36 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
Melina... drenched in cum... mmm...
QFT. That is all.
First one to flatulate sleeps in the hall.
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MrJustinB
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1590
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| posted on 8-25-2011 at 09:19 PM |
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Best thread or worst?
"I want to make this shit cool again." - CM Punk
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PyroFalkon
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| posted on 8-27-2011 at 05:05 AM |
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[Edited on 8-29-2011 by PyroFalkon]
First one to flatulate sleeps in the hall.
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