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Posts 941
Registered 1-11-2006 Location Louisville Member Is Offline
Mood: The Upper Crust
posted on 8-12-2011 at 02:44 PM
Jani Lane dead at 47
Well, that's unfortunate.
Warrant was one of those bands who's music I could actually enjoy, despite their ridiculous image.
No details yet, but I doubt anyone will be surprised if it was cocaine or the like...
Apparently Amanda Bynes and Charlie Sheen are related, because she's full of the same kind of
crazy.
Biff_Manly
Man of a Thousand Holds
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Registered 6-16-2006 Member Is Offline
Mood: Ridiculous
posted on 8-13-2011 at 03:15 AM
Stripper poles everywhere at half mast.
Didn't he get all bald and fat though? RIP but the guy had the good life for a while banging hot chicks two at a time.
"Walter: I can solve everything by making this gramophone have sex with time."
--SCSA's Fringe on Ice Holiday Spectacular.
salmonjunkie
American Dream
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Registered 6-25-2002 Location Sunny Seattle, WA Member Is Offline
Mood: charged
posted on 8-13-2011 at 09:31 AM
It's a good thing that heaven isn't too far away.
And apparently, LA motels are where the Down Boys go.
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
southermagu
Showstopper
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Registered 1-11-2006 Location Louisville Member Is Offline
Mood: The Upper Crust
posted on 8-13-2011 at 01:27 PM
The real important question is how the pennies feel about his passing.
Previous reports would indicate they are unmoved.
Apparently Amanda Bynes and Charlie Sheen are related, because she's full of the same kind of
crazy.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-13-2011 at 03:52 PM
If there's a Rock' N' Roll Heaven you know they've got one hell of a crap rock band.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
salmonjunkie
American Dream
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Registered 6-25-2002 Location Sunny Seattle, WA Member Is Offline
Mood: charged
posted on 8-14-2011 at 07:04 PM
They had their share of cheese, but this was a great song from Warrant.
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
denverpunk
Showstopper
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Registered 6-27-2007 Location Mile-Hi Member Is Offline
Mood: Stoked
posted on 8-17-2011 at 05:12 AM
That's the only song I really liked from them, Salmon. I really enjoyed that video back in the day.
I remember Jani had opened a club in Orlando years ago where hair metal could thrive (i.e. stagnate). Grunge hit that guy like a ton of bricks.
gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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Registered 12-17-2002 Location Charlotte, NC Member Is Offline
Mood: Opus Eponymous
posted on 8-17-2011 at 12:35 PM
I used to have "Uncle Tom's Cabin" on one of my early versions of an iPod.
As everyone else has said, sadly not a huge surprise. If anyone here watches "That Metal Show" on VH1 Classic, he taped an episode for the upcoming
season which they're apparently going to bump up in the schedule. The new season premieres this Saturday.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
