Matte
"Family Man" 
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Most Bangable Brother!
gooker left, goon right
goon left, gooker right
Brothers, feel free to post nudes to persuade voters. 
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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the goon
Sister Act 
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My brother has more of the pretty boy good looks, but my "CM Punk on commentary" inspired jacket in the first pic can't be denied. That was
from a Christmas party back in December where everyone was supposed to wear white, so I was clearly foretelling Punk's rise to greatness seven
months down the road.
Also, the second pic looks like a tag team/valet shot from the 80's or 90's, complete with vague background (and for the record, I'm
making that retarded face on purpose).
Now everyone please vote that we're both fags.
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Thom
The Great One 
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None of the above.
OO's Most Bangable Brother?
blackdragon, of course.
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
http://www.myspace.com/bassmantar
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joerizal
Showstopper 
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 04:59 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Thom
OO's Most Bangable Brother?
blackdragon, of course.
I second this.
Unless the dude from the Old Spice commercial posts here. "I'm on a horse".
my av is a burger.
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2 
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You know, I think that, really, we've been building up to this moment since my brother and me first joined these boards. This moment is eight
years in the making.
And I predict Goon's one vote so far is from Drift.
[Edited on 8-23-2011 by gobbledygooker]
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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salmonjunkie
American Dream 
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I voted mabey because he cuddles after buttsecks.
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
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atothej
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 06:23 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
And I predict Goon's one vote so far is from Drift.
Nope, it's from me. I don't particularly want to bang either of you, but I always go for the goofy types over the pretty boy types. No
homo (except for the entire content of this thread and post).
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF, destroying Jeb, his momma, and
Meltzer in one fell swoop.
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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Yeah, why is it that, despite my best attempts, I always end up in the middle of a big, steaming pile of "gay" on these boards?
If I one day find myself divorced but with impeccable fashion sense and living in a beautifully designed and decorated apartment in Greenwich Village
with a man 20 years younger than me, I'm blaming OO.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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atothej
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 06:33 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
If I one day find myself divorced but with impeccable fashion sense and living in a beautifully designed and decorated apartment in Greenwich Village
with a man 20 years younger than me, I'm thanking OO with a round of HJs, BJs, and ZJs.
Corrected for depravity and accuracy.
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF, destroying Jeb, his momma, and
Meltzer in one fell swoop.
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OOMike
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 06:35 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
Yeah, why is it that, despite my best attempts, I always end up in the middle of a big, steaming pile of "gay" on these boards?
If I one day find myself divorced but with impeccable fashion sense and living in a beautifully designed and decorated apartment in Greenwich Village
with a man 20 years younger than me, I'm blaming OO.
Because the worst kept secret on these boards is that you are "brothers"...
The movie "Idiocracy" was really a documentary.
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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What the hell's a "ZJ"?
Wait, I don't want to know.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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atothej
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
What the hell's a "ZJ"?
Wait, I don't want to know.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF, destroying Jeb, his momma, and
Meltzer in one fell swoop.
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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I am NOT clicking on that link at work.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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the goon
Sister Act
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 09:16 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
And I predict Goon's one vote so far is from Drift.
I'm still waiting on my completely hetero Nintendo lifemate to get me that all-important second vote.
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Paddlefoot
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Too much talking. Are we gonna have sex or not?
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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Matte
"Family Man"
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| posted on 8-24-2011 at 02:37 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
Brothers, feel free to post nudes to persuade voters.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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Chris Is Good517
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Where's the "both at the same time" option?
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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Thom
The Great One
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So, Chris - which one's giving it to you?
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
http://www.myspace.com/bassmantar
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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Write-in vote for Shao Kahn.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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OOMike
Man of a Thousand Holds
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quote:
Originally posted by Thom
So, Chris - which one's giving it to you?
He is the pig on the spit.
The movie "Idiocracy" was really a documentary.
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
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Thom
The Great One
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| posted on 8-24-2011 at 07:15 PM |
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Hadn't thought of it that way, Mike.
Good point, though.
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
http://www.myspace.com/bassmantar
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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I would just like to add the following about Goon and I's parallel sexual histories (not with each other) -
My brother has been with the same girlfriend for the past 10 years. Seriously. I think he's only seen MAYBE two or three different vaginas in
his life.
I, on the other hand, have been in and out of every messy relationship you can shake a stick at, break-ups, make-ups, one-night-stands,
two-night-stands, psycho ex-girlfriends, slight pregnancy scares, getting busted cheating, et. al. I'm just glad my penis (and me) survived it
all.
So the question is - Are you looking for the "good boy" or are you looking for the "slut?" It's the classic existential crisis.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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Flash
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 8-24-2011 at 09:39 PM |
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This almost turned dirty.... instead I just settled for wrong...
I call it "too much free time"
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the goon
Sister Act
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I think the fact that I have tits in that picture makes it about 100 times even more disturbing.
Otherwise, job well done sir.
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punkerhardcore
The Man 
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| posted on 8-25-2011 at 02:10 AM |
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The scratch marks on the ends of the necks make it look as if some deranged scientist sewed your heads on different bodies.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Come participate in the Career Deadpool 2012! All suggestions/discussions are
welcome.
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