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Author: Subject: 8-25-11 Impact Wrestling Spoilers
Thom
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posted on 8-23-2011 at 03:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
8-25-11 Impact Wrestling Spoilers

8-25-11 Impact Wrestling Spoilers

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Kurt Angle called out Crimson. Angle said that Crimson last week showed him that he had balls but tonight the undefeated streak ends.

Immortal came out and Bully Ray tells Angle how nobody has been able to beat Crimson. Angle told Bully Ray to stay out of the match because he wants to take care of it and that if anyone interferes, they have to answer to hijm.

TNA Knockouts: Velvet Sky & ODB & Jackie b Angelina Love & Rosita & Sarita when Sky pinned Love.

Kid Kash b Jesse Sorenson holding the trunks. The two had words post match and Kash slapped him and they had a pull-apart.

Rob Van Dam b Pope in a Bound for Glory match. RVD won via submission so he got 10 points. Samoa Joe came out to attack Pope after the match. Devon's kids were telling Devon to make the save. He hesitated, but eventually hit the ring and Joe bailed.

Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair were out. Hogan called out Sting. Hogan told Sting they have to end things tonight, which is carny for we're not ending things tonight. Hogan told Sting that Impact is a family show and Sting is a bad influence. Sting talked about knowing Hogan and Bischoff and their track record. Hogan said that everyone learns from their mistakes and Bischoff is going to be running a tight ship. He wanted to shake hands. Sting agreed under one condition. Hogan said he'd agree to anything. Sting then hugs Hogan and even kisses him. Flair and Sting started screaming at each other. Flair talked about when Sting was sucking on his mother's tit. Well, we always have post-production.

Sting said he would beat Flair, and then he gets his match with Hogan and teased it for Bound for Glory. Flair told Sting he was thinking too far ahead.

A.J. Styles came out and told Christopher Daniels to come out. Apparently what Daniels has been talking with Styles about is he wants a rematch. Styles asked Daniels why he wants another match. Daniels said Destination X was a great night, but he lost. Daniels said he needed to find out if he's still got what it takes to be a top guy. If he doesn't and can't beat Styles, he needs to retire. Not this again. Anyway, Daniels wanted the match at No Surrender. Styles said he'd be final four in the Bound for Glory tournament at No Surrender, so why not have the match "next week."

Bully Ray & Gunner & Scott Steiner b Styles & Beer Money when Ray pinned Styles with the Bubba bomb in falls count anywhere.

Stone Cold Ken showed up driving a humvee into the arena and put Steiner through a table and busted up Gunner with a chain shot. He went after Ray, who told Abyss to get him. But Abyss just stood there.

Crimson b Angle via DQ. Crimson had Angle pinned but Joe ran in. Joe beat down Crimson after and had a stare down with Angle.



Velvet teams with ODB and Jacqueline? Um, OK... Hopefully, there's a backstage bit or something that explains it.

I gotta say, I don't have high hopes for this week's show.





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posted on 8-24-2011 at 03:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Joe/Angle stare down? I'll take it.





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posted on 8-24-2011 at 12:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, I agree about the strangeness of ODB, Jacky, and Velvet teaming up. I wonder if it will be some kind of deal where they're forced to team up.

Why is Kid Kash even called "Kid Kash" still? The dude has nothing in common anymore with Kid Rock or even his former Kid Kash gimmick. I have no clue why he hasn't just switched to his real name or at least changed his name.





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