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Author: Subject: Smackdown 8-26 Spoilers
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posted on 8-24-2011 at 08:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Smackdown 8-26 Spoilers

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- Thanks to Ricardo for the following WWE SmackDown spoilers from tonight's tapings in Calgary, Alberta, Canada:

* Bret Hart opens the show and will be tonight's guest General Manager. Bret said he made the decision to take SmackDown live next Tuesday night and announces Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton for the World Title. Christian comes out and blames Edge for his loss at SummerSlam. Christian wants a rematch against Orton next Tuesday. Bret called Christian an embarrassment to Canada. Christian had a court order that says he gets his title shot before anyone else. Bret makes Christian vs. Orton in a Steel Cage for Tuesday. Mark Henry comes out and he's upset. Henry wants the winner of Orton vs. Christian and wants his title shot. Sheamus appears and says he's going to do something his uncle did once - castrate a black bull. Sheamus cleared Henry from the ring and then they re-filmed the whole Sheamus/Henry deal.

* Christian defeated Daniel Bryan with the Killswitch.

* Wade Barrett came out to face a local wrestler. Barrett talks about what he's done in WWE and says he won't face a local wrestler like this guy. Barrett said this is an embarrassment and left.

* Sin Cara defeated Heath Slater after a bad match. They had to re-film the ending because it was botched too bad.

* Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase came out. Cody talked about how he is going to resurrect the Intercontinental Title.

* Randy Orton beat Ted DiBiase with the RKO in a good match. After the match Cody hit DiBiase with CrossRhodes and put a brown paper bag over his head.

* Kelly Kelly defeated Tamina.

* Segment with Jinder Mahal and The Great Khali.

* Ezekiel Jackson defeated The Great Khali with the torture rack.

* Randy Orton appeared on the big screen and wondered how many times he has to face Christian after the cage match was advertised for Tuesday night.

* Sin Cara beat Heath Slater again. They re-did the whole match and it was significantly better than the first.

* Sheamus beat Mark Henry by count out after putting Henry into the announcer's table. After the match, Henry hit a World's Strongest Slam on Sheamus and the steel steps.






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posted on 8-24-2011 at 10:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm guessing the original Sin Cara is back after reading those spoilers. Jesus Christ.





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posted on 8-24-2011 at 11:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sin Cara prob did the first match and the other dude the second.





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posted on 8-25-2011 at 03:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Now hold on. I'm not trying to defend Sin Cara here, but did you see who his opponent was? Maybe the suck actually wasn't his fault this time. Don't know how to explain their second match being good, though...

And I hate to say this, but I kind of want to see Zeke put Khali in the torture rack.

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posted on 8-25-2011 at 03:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Now hold on. I'm not trying to defend Sin Cara here, but did you see who his opponent was? Maybe the suck actually wasn't his fault this time.



Pretty much this.

Show doesn't sound quite as wretched as last week but, eh, not so good either.





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posted on 8-26-2011 at 01:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So does this mean we can finally get rid of Heath Slater??





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posted on 8-26-2011 at 04:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I dunno. They may dye Hunico's hair red and try to pass him off as Slater.





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posted on 8-26-2011 at 10:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Apparently it was Hunico working both times, and that he'll be sin cara going forward...
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