The Immolator
Creepy Little Bastard 
Posts 69
Registered 1-4-2002 Member Is Offline Mood: OOzing machismo
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| posted on 8-25-2011 at 04:15 AM |
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My vagina needs to be sandified
Are you still with us, The Rick? You're silence in deafening in these parts.
Immo
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Matte
"Family Man" 
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Registered 12-16-2008 Member Is OnlineMood: #HEEL
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| posted on 8-25-2011 at 04:20 AM |
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What is this shit?
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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The Immolator
Creepy Little Bastard
Posts 69
Registered 1-4-2002 Member Is Offline Mood: OOzing machismo
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| posted on 8-25-2011 at 05:05 PM |
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"Vaginal sandification" is a The Rick-ism from 2005. My relevance to this website and to the world of wrestling at large is also circa 2005.
As of this writing, The Rick was last active: 8-23-2011 at 04:37 AM. His unfinished RAW recap is still online. This at a time when WWE appears to be
heading in a new, Scaia-approved direction.
Immo
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nOOb
The Great One 
Posts 3834
Registered 5-24-2004 Member Is Offline Mood: Hot Dog!
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| posted on 8-25-2011 at 07:58 PM |
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What? Are you talking about...
quote:
Above.
Side.
Body.
Cause that's Raw in a nutshell right there.
Everything about this girl is awesome. She's hot, she got kicked out of school for sucking too many dicks, she takes it in the ass and her body
gives itself abortions. -Punker on Lilly Allen's Miscarriage
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OORick
You and what army? 
Posts 2109
Registered 12-27-2001 Location - The Birthplace of Aviation Member Is Offline Mood: Foo'd
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| posted on 8-26-2011 at 10:32 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by The Immolator
As of this writing, The Rick was last active: 8-23-2011 at 04:37 AM. His unfinished RAW recap is still online. This at a time when WWE appears to be
heading in a new, Scaia-approved direction.
If you think me going 48 hours with being ont he Forums is odd, you've clearly got me confused with someone else. Depending on the state of
current events (or the state of my investment in talking about current events), there's a real good chance I'm around on Mondays, and then
don't pop in again until I remember I have to do the SmackDown thread. Which what happened this week.
Alas, I did know about the recap glitch when I fetched my OO mail on Wednesday, but by that point, I wasn't going to re-type the whole thing
after I discovered it to be lost, and figured I'd just throw up Matt's Satire, since he usually gets it in on Wednesday afternoons. Then
he took an extra day or so, and voila: bask in the genius of Above, Side, Body!
I don't think you really missed much by having my recap lost to the land of wind and ghosts; the only think that I tried to highlight that
didn't show up in the RAW thread was that Cena had a pretty nice "rebound" week for the most part (after I thought he shat the bed in his
show-closing promo the week before)... everybody noticed Punk ruling the universe, as always, but Cena had a few nicely-done bits that helped
re-direct the storyline in a more interesting fashion (also: he did a Crippler Crossface in Chris Benoit's hometown, which should have been
worth a few raised eye brows).
Rick
"He's from Mars, Officer; whiskey does not affect alien beings."
-- Venus Flytrap speaking on The Rick
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PyroFalkon
Fella 
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Registered 11-17-2004 Location Xenia, Ohio Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 8-27-2011 at 05:01 AM |
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[Edited on 8-29-2011 by PyroFalkon]
First one to flatulate sleeps in the hall.
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The Immolator
Creepy Little Bastard
Posts 69
Registered 1-4-2002 Member Is Offline Mood: OOzing machismo
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| posted on 8-27-2011 at 07:02 AM |
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Glad to see my fear of a sand-free vajayjay was unfounded. May the Double-O reign for 10,000 years.
There is a certain understated elegance to Above Side Body. I'm going to add that to my list of potential band names.
Immo
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OOMatt
Crazy Go Nuts 
Posts 1211
Registered 12-19-2002 Location St. Paul Member Is Offline Mood: Greatest Mood
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| posted on 8-28-2011 at 01:42 AM |
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I can die happy knowing that if anybody comes to Online Onslaught this week looking for RAW results, they're just going to have to deal with
Triple H finding a dying Matt Hardy by the side of the road and R-Truth rapping about Bananarama.
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