JB KING
  
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Registered 12-4-2009 Location Oxnard, CA Member Is Offline Mood: Jamming
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Ashley Massaro, off hooking and back to booking
Ashley Massaro, who has not wrestled since parting ways with WWE in 2008, announced Sunday on her Twitter account that she is planning a return to the
squared circle.
"I'm been yearning to mention this before-I want to be trained full time this time not match per match like WWE it's tougher to pick up
that quick than any of u can understand n I want to come back the best I can be like ever make u all proud," Massaro wrote.
"Not many had to learn on the spot n I'm not making excuses but I'm damn motivated n want to come back stronger harder n sicker than
ever! I'm hoping y'all can understand that. I get trashed for botches or injuries wtf do u expect when u learn a move once rt before tv n
on rd 330 days a yr w no off time to train it's unrealistic. But I thank the women in WWE I worked w utmost respect to Lisa Melina Jillian trish
all the girls who tried to help on my off time n mostly Paul Brian Kendrick n matt n Shane n all the guys really! The talent was so supportive and
I'm ready to come back n make everybody proud especially my fans n supporters who appreciated the work I did do thanks to the help from the
divas n fit n arn I love u guys for sticking by.
"You will see me again like I said I'm coming back harder n stronger n TRAINED this time lol they learned there lesson never didthat2nother
After all the injuries n potential given ones that could've happened! I love my work w WWE don't get me wrong but I'm a fan like u
guys n I know how it is n I know what people think, did I want to be amazing n wrestle like the vets absolutely but it takes time n I
nevergotchanc.
"Thanks for listening. The rest will be on a radio show I'm doing, I'll explain a lot for anybody interested I f'ing love u guys
thanks!!"
Upon winning the 2005 Diva Search, Massaro, who had no prior wrestling experience, was immediately promoted to the main roster. Her three-year run
with the organization would result in disappointment as it was mired with injuries and substandard wrestling performances. She was released from her
contract amidst controversy: Rolling Stone alleged that Massaro was employed by a Los Angeles escort agency, which was being investigated by the
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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What's Ashley Lavigne doing in the Impact Zone Taz?
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
XBL Gamertag: JB KING
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knuckleballschwartz
Showstopper
Posts 724
Registered 5-24-2006 Member Is Offline Mood: on strike
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| posted on 8-29-2011 at 06:51 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by JB KING
What's Ashley Lavigne doing in the Impact Zone Taz?
Hunting down a single Ric Flair and any remaining funds he has access to with all the cold blood efficiency of the T-1000?
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denverpunk
Showstopper 
Posts 969
Registered 6-27-2007 Location Mile-Hi Member Is Offline Mood: Stoked
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| posted on 8-29-2011 at 11:17 AM |
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Yep, she still looks like an STD.
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ThePunisher
The Great One 
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Registered 4-19-2003 Location Asheville, NC Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 8-29-2011 at 12:44 PM |
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To be fair, that pic was from her WWE days.
Hence, if you come to Manchester with a United shirt on, you may as well come to Raw with a t-shirt of Hitler getting a rimjob from the Queen and
blowjob from Richard the Lionheart. ~Devineman 07/12/2011
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angstboy
cornerkicked.com
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Registered 12-11-2002 Location Baltimore, MD Member Is Offline Mood: CornerKicked
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| posted on 8-29-2011 at 02:09 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by JB KING
What's Ashley Lavigne doing in the Impact Zone Taz?
Put on your glasses, Mike. That's just Angelina Love.
Corner Kicked - a comic where Cory and Ziggy do inappropriate stuff to each other.
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Qonas
Showstopper 
Posts 996
Registered 8-7-2002 Location Detroit, MI Member Is Offline Mood: Ragin'
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Brilliant...
quote:
Originally posted by knuckleballschwartz
quote:
Originally posted by JB KING
What's Ashley Lavigne doing in the Impact Zone Taz?
Hunting down a single Ric Flair and any remaining funds he has access to with all the cold blood efficiency of the T-1000?
...BRILLIANT!
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TheGuest
Creepy Little Bastard
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Registered 7-10-2009 Member Is Offline Mood: Guest-y
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| posted on 8-31-2011 at 03:06 AM |
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"I'm coming back harder n stronger n TRAINED this time lol"
"lol" indeed. Ashley was definitely one of those forgettable Divas, for good reason. But... Meh, I'd be willing to give her one more shot if
she can bring something more to the Divas division other than fake tits and rampant skankiness.
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C.A.C.A.
And I am AWESOME
Posts 131
Registered 3-28-2010 Location Hollywood Member Is Offline Mood: Vengeful
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I'm sorry but the fact that there were capitalized everybody else names except Stratus' in that abortion of a 1337 Twitter post means I
have to say this about the dude:
He's still hooking in his free time under the radar.
The finest catch-as-catch-can professional wrestling
match of the last decade now available for you to own!
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Paddlefoot
Posts 1977
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Circus Of Gay Member Is Offline Mood: F'd N Da A
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Assley's been making this same pronouncement at least once a year every year since she got her walking papers from WWE. And so far neither WWE
nor (surprisingly) TNA have jumped at the chance to sign her. Shit, bitch, just go get a job at the Chicken Ranch already and stick with what
you're good at.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian 
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Registered 1-25-2008 Location The Muc, NJ Member Is Offline Mood: Chick Magnet
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I'd fuck her.
I'm with Punk.
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Paddlefoot
Posts 1977
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Circus Of Gay Member Is Offline Mood: F'd N Da A
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I would too but that doesn't mean that I'd ever come close to remotely liking her.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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cloak and dagger
Creepy Little Bastard
Posts 63
Registered 8-24-2011 Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 9-3-2011 at 11:00 AM |
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Ashley had fans?
"...and everything I touch, shall wither and die."
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Paddlefoot
Posts 1977
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Circus Of Gay Member Is Offline Mood: F'd N Da A
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Yup, and strangely enough they were all named John.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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