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Author: Subject: Next Generation Stampede Wrestling - Teddy Hart Has Lost His Mind
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posted on 9-12-2011 at 04:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Next Generation Stampede Wrestling - Teddy Hart Has Lost His Mind

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Teddy Hart Says He's Training Animals To Wrestle
By Daniel Pena
Sep 12, 2011 - 12:16:36 PM

Former WWE developmental wrestler Teddy Hart appeared on Live Audio Wrestling to discuss Next Generation Stampede Wrestling, which premieres this Friday night in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The third generation discussed the promotion's concept, some "out of the box" ideas he has, members of the Hart family, issues with CM Punk, and more. Highlights from the interview are as follows:

How Next Generation Stampede Wrestling is different: "We have trampolines and we have skateboarders, we have all sorts of things that we want to do. I really like the X-Games, and I'm trying to get guys that are in the X-Games to transfer over into this new sport of wrestling that I'm creating. Certain things to look for in the future - you might end up getting a key instead of winning a fall, because all the falls are 2 out of 3 falls, we'll be wrestling a Mexican Lucha Libre style on that. Instead of winning a belt or something, you might win a key which will unlock a certain weapon that you can use, which may be like a skateboard, or a trampoline, or a special pair of boots that have magnets on the bottom so you can do some things that have never been possible before. Also, the turnbuckles are robotic for the new ring that we're designing. This may be six months away, but guys can adjust the height while they're up there."

Ideas he would like to see in the promotion: "I'd like to see mechanically altered weapons and things like that. Chairs that change sizes, ladders that get longer, so you can be on a ladder and press a button and it gives you another three feet or five feet if you want to go higher. Higher is ratings. If you can have the fans all typing into their phone, and you want to see Ted Hart go an extra five feet in their air, everyone's got 30 seconds to type a code into their phone. If the code is in, and I get my combination from the referee, I climb up another five feet."

Working with pets to incorporate into wrestling: "I'm training cats to come out to the ring with me, and I'm also trying to train animals to get involved in matches. I'm trying to get safety animals, like a dog, to basically pull the referee's leg before the count of three, little things like that. Or my dog will be carrying a weapon for me, and I would get it off his neck. Potentially if I had a female manager, and she has a cat, and the cat is maybe a good way of getting couple kids out of the audience, and I lure the kids out of the audience and the kids cause a disqualification to happen so I don't have to lose the belt, or something like that."



Is he making a video game? WTF?





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 05:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"And then like, there's totally going to be this one guy whose gimmick is that he has associative identity disorder and he's going to main event one of our ppvs against himself. But he could lose the title, y'know, cause its going to be an I quit match. And we're going to run a feud between two guys and the blowoff match is going to have a live Siberian tiger as the special guest referee- unless we can find a velociraptor, which is supposedly extinct, so let's just assume we're going to use the tiger. So anyway, the tiger is going to be the guest ref and someone has to win before the ring announcer can finish karaokeing along to Green Day's entire Dookie album, and if there's no winner by then, both guys have to put on a meat suit and it becomes a triple threat match with the tiger. I'm also working on some shit that would incorporate zombies, the French Revolution, gamma rays, and Lee Corso. Did I steal all of this shit from a notebook I found in Jeff Hardy's garage? No, why? Did somebody say I did?"





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[Edited on 9-12-2011 by Beer Baron]

[Edited on 9-12-2011 by Beer Baron]





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 07:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When he gets in the ring at Next Generation Stampede Wrestling the fans should start a "You are a crack dude! Clap clap clapclapclap You are a crack dude! Clap clap clapclapclap" chant





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 07:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That is the funniest shit I've read in a long long time. I'm not sure if it'd be more or less funny if I thought he was kidding.

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posted on 9-12-2011 at 09:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Whatever he's on, I want some.

If these ideas are actually in development, I smell a huge fail.





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posted on 9-14-2011 at 10:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Have not laughed this hard for a while now.

Thanks for posting this GeniusIQ.

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posted on 9-14-2011 at 08:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No worries. Came across it on I think it was Lordsofpain.net, and figured you all would get a kick out of it.





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posted on 9-16-2011 at 04:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey if Jeff Hardy ever gets fired from TNA maybe he can get a job as head booker for Teddy. I mean who doesn't want to see the first ever volcano match?!
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