Alonzo
ButtViper
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| posted on 9-13-2011 at 02:40 AM |
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Fun with the lightweights
I remember in 1999 I wrote up some kinda fantasy Four Corners Lucha Libre 16-Man (four in each corner) Tag Team Match, Elimination rules, last team
standing wins. Granted, this was 1999 so all the wrestling I had was WWF, WCW and a VERY limited knowledge of ECW. Lemme know how good a match it
could've been.
Team#1:
Hardy Boys
Christian (back when he and Edge were chums with the Boyz)
Super Crazy
Team #2:
Evan Karagias (was CW champ at the time)
Blitzkrieg
Silver King
Lash Leroux
Team #3:
Eddie Guerrero
Billy Kidman
Nova
Jerry Lynn
Team #4:
TAKA Michinoku
Funaki
Masato Tanaka
Yoshihiro Tajiri (that's when I first saw him, during the feud with Taz)
A brief rundown on how it "went":
- Christian Unpretties Funaki for the first elimination.
- Big trainwreck spot resulting in Crazy doing a moonsault off the viewscreen.
- Karagias nails Blitzkrieg by mistake with the Cruiserweight belt, whom gets pinned by Tanaka.
- Silver King is rolled up in a small package by Jeff Hardy and he's gone.
- The japanese team takes over for a while, as Tajiri mists Kidman. A Tanaka Roaring Elbow (intended for Lynn) hits him by mistake and ends his night.
- Karagias walks off on his team.
- Big brawl outside, Nova and Lynn come to blows in the ring, resulting in Nova hitting Lynn with the Smashmouth (powerbomb to cutter). Lynn somehow
staggers up and hits him with the cradle piledriver. Matt comes in, hits a Carolina Jam on Lynn and pins him. He sees Nova still out, so he pins him
too.
- Lash Leroux goes out via a Guerrero Frogsplash.
- Mike Awesome runs in, beats the crap out of Tanaka, everyone dogpiles him for the pin.
- Christian is gone via a Tajiri brainbuster.
- Eddie takes a beating for a while at the hands of the Japanese team (now consisting of Taka and Tajiri). Crazy misses the moonsault, prompting Eddie
to capitalize with the Frogsplash and the pin.
- Taz comes in and brawls to the back with Tajiri (I don't think I even wrote in a countout rule, I just didn't want to job him out)
- TAKA upsets Eddie and pins him with the Michinoku Driver.
- That leaves us with both Hardyz against Taka. They make short work of him with the Twist of Fate and Swanton and finish him off with Event Omega
(splash/legdrop combo).
So what do ya'll think?
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Matte
"Family Man" 
Posts 4478
Registered 12-16-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: #HEEL
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| posted on 9-13-2011 at 03:11 AM |
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I'm impressed. This may be the best fake account disguised as a real account post ever, at least in terms of believability.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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theflammablemanimal
The Immortal One 
Posts 4998
Registered 9-2-2008 Member Is OnlineMood:
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| posted on 9-13-2011 at 02:22 PM |
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I knew it was fake when they put Tanaka in as a lightweight. Stupid bot.
(So how do you think it works? Copies posts from one forum and puts it in another?)
The first undisputed OO draft champion of the world
Get the pistons pumping and let the pigeons loose on my yambag
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Thom
The Great One 
Posts 3660
Registered 1-14-2003 Location Amazingville Member Is Offline Mood: Awesome
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| posted on 9-13-2011 at 04:00 PM |
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Yeah, sorta. At least this time, the bot picked up something from waaaaaaaaaaaay back, as opposed to something just a few days/weeks/months ago.
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=132
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
http://www.myspace.com/bassmantar
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Matte
"Family Man"
Posts 4478
Registered 12-16-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: #HEEL
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| posted on 9-14-2011 at 01:34 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
I knew it was fake when they put Tanaka in as a lightweight. Stupid bot.
According to his Wiki, Tanaka is 210 lbs. The cutoff for cruisers in WWE is 215 lbs.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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