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Poll: If Velvet Sky were on Dancing with the Stars, would you watch?
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posted on 9-13-2011 at 03:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If Velvet Sky were on Dancing with the Stars, would you watch?

Meh, probably not.

But if you would, you can vote here.

http://beta.abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars/cast-the-next-season/02-athletes

She's been pushing this on twitter for months.





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posted on 9-13-2011 at 04:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's Dancing with the Stars.

So no. Ever.





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posted on 9-13-2011 at 06:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Only if said dancing was on a stripper pole.





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posted on 9-13-2011 at 06:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Only if said dancing was on a stripper pole.


and televised on Skinamax





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posted on 9-13-2011 at 07:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I doubt she could hold a candle to Stacy Keibler. Although she could probably do some other awesome things with a candle HIIIYYYO!





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posted on 9-13-2011 at 08:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
ABC should probably never do online "open forums", because every wrestling fan alive will jump at the chance of nominating an all-wrestling lineup.

Also, I'd say Velvet Sky probably needs to be an actual star first, but I'm not going to knock TNA by saying they're less relevant than the f'n Karate Kid.





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posted on 9-14-2011 at 12:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Karate Kid was awesome, and did way better than Jericho did last season.

I'd watch if Velvet was on it... But I watch it when she's not. The Mrs loves it, and it's UK counterpart (also judged by Len and Bruno); and I can think of worse ways to spend an hour than watching hot dancers wearing next to nothing.

It's the least annoying show of it's kind. The people on it are already as famous as they're gonna get and generally accept that; and on top they actually learn a new skill!!

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posted on 9-14-2011 at 02:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I wouldn't watch a single second of DWTS even if I was on it myself. Sorry Velvet, pigeon-loosing ass from Heaven or not, this means nothing to me





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posted on 9-14-2011 at 04:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's funny how this was on the front page of TNA even though that form was for the season that's already been announced with Chaz Bono.

They should look at dates better.





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posted on 9-14-2011 at 10:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No. But if she were at my local strip club, I'd go for some action in the Champagne Room.
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posted on 9-15-2011 at 09:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This thread is useless without pics.
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posted on 9-15-2011 at 11:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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This thread is useless without pics.


OK - here ya go...







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