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Author: Subject: OOfficial Ratings/Discussion Thread for: Impact Wrestling (September 22, 2011)
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posted on 9-22-2011 at 04:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
OOfficial Ratings/Discussion Thread for: Impact Wrestling (September 22, 2011)

* Matches for tonight's TNA Impact Wrestling on Spike TV include:

- Mickie James vs. Brooke Tessmacher

- Jesse Sorensen vs. Austin Aries for the X Division Title

- James Storm vs. World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle in a non-title match.





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posted on 9-22-2011 at 11:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Roode is supposed to be taking-on Daniels, if last week's episode is to be believed.
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Roode is supposed to be taking-on Daniels, if last week's episode is to be believed.

Unfortunately, this match won't be taking place tonight because whatever stupid angle they're running between AJ and Daniels gets in the way.





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posted on 9-23-2011 at 12:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm just catching up on last week's ep after missing the last few weeks and have the following observations -

I like Sarena's mask more and more.

That Mexican America vs. Devon/Pope/Tessmacher/Tara match was way more fun than it had any right to be.

The Fortune inauguration of Roode was fucking awesome.

My mindset heading into BFG - Even if the rest of the show sucks, at least we have Bobby Roode wrestling for the world title at Bound For Glory, like I've been clammoring for for months.





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posted on 9-23-2011 at 01:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I haven't seen Impact in maybe 8 months, if not a year. That was by far the best promo I've every seen Matt Morgan do. Well done.




PS ... When did Kurt Angle get Leukemia?

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Wait, so they're acknowledging that Kaz/Traci are together, only 3 weeks after she screwed Bischoff?

And everyone's ok with this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Oh well, at least Kaz is on tv, even if he will be fighting a 40 year old man who was never interesting to begin with.





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PS ... When did Kurt Angle get Leukemia?



My joke was going to be "When did Kurt become the best wrestler-with-cancer- alive?" but I like yours better.

Jesus, the sunken eyeballs, the diminished physique..it's not good when your company's champion looks like a skinny cancer patient when facing off against Fortune, who all look about 10x more badass as a result of Angle looking like he's about to die.

EDIT - After watching the main event, I'm going to start addressing Kurt Angle as "Kurt Angle's Corpse." Because really, it's just getting sad now. I'm morbidly interested in how they're going to work a decent match at BFG between Angle's body falling apart by the minute and Roode being built like a guy who's ready to become champ.

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Wait, so they're acknowledging that Kaz/Traci are together, only 3 weeks after she screwed Bischoff?

And everyone's ok with this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Oh well, at least Kaz is on tv, even if he will be fighting a 40 year old man who was never interesting to begin with.


Haven't they acknowledged previously the relationship?
Or am I confusing them, who I believe have been on camera together once or twice & Velvet + Sabin?
So, Joe finally wins a match & then isn't on TV?
Who was calling for the return of Ink Inc, hope you're now happy, what's the odds the female tattooist joins? I'm still shocked Gunner hasn't joined yet!

I'm loving the Angle - Roode feud & thought that Storm got a pretty great match out of zombie Angle, though I'm shocked they didn't give the match a clean ending.
With Daniels - AJ feuding again wouldn't Eric/Angle demand next week that heel Daniels gets to fight Roode since he'd now definitely want to get a shot at the belt after the PPV, or am I using common sense in a Russo world?

The Morgan promo was fantastic, but did Jeff nearly out Angle as a pill popping dandy?

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posted on 9-23-2011 at 02:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Jesus, the sunken eyeballs, the diminished physique..it's not good when your company's champion looks like a skinny cancer patient when facing off against Fortune, who all look about 10x more badass as a result of Angle looking like he's about to die.

As a former wrestler in high school and a little bit in college, I can tell you exactly what it's from. He's made no secret that he is training for the 2012 Olympics. He's cut so much weight in such a short amount of time that it's affecting the rest of his body. He's doing it the exact opposite way you're supposed to, because he's waiting until the last minute. I'm surprised he's even able to keep up with the other guys in the ring without blowing up.





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posted on 9-26-2011 at 12:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think they have acknowledged Kaz/Traci a long time ago, but it seemed like they were ignoring it for the "Traci sleeps with Bischoff" angle, and it seems like now theyre ignoring that angle for the Kaz/Jarrett feud. Doesn't it seem weird that the announcers never asked "what about Kaz?" when Traci was screwing Bischoff etc.?

Also, loved Daniels kick to the balls, but it made no sense for him to give up his shot at a title shot. Even a chickenshit heel wouldn't do that.

Made no sense for the main event to not end. And didn't Roode look like a champ in his generic Impact shirt?

Aries was the best part of the show again. Taking the football, hotdogging and doing the Heisman pose was process. Still, too bad he couldn't go over strong instead of cheating go win.

And how are Ink Inc faces? That attack was practically a hate crime. Did I miss something on Xplosion or some shit that explains why they would do that?





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