the goon
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Tomko trying to outdo Jeff Hardy?
From TMZ:
"A former WWE wrestler was arrested in Florida yesterday after cops say he was injecting himself with stolen pain medicine ... while hiding inside
the bathroom of a local Chili's restaurant.
Tyson Tomko -- who wrestled in the WWE between 2002 and 2009 -- is accused of robbing a CVS Pharmacy on October 10th ... allegedly threatening to
attack the pharmacist unless he forked over several bottles of Oxycodone.
The pharmacist claims he complied -- and Tomko escaped with 210 tablets of the powerful painkiller.
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Tomko went to a nearby Chili's ... where he asked his waitress for a spoon. When the server
brought him a teaspoon, he asked for a "deeper spoon" ... and when he got it, he took it to the men's room ... where he remained for 30 to 40
minutes.
Cops were eventually tipped off ... and when they arrived on the scene, one officer says Tomko had "needle marks and blood running down his arm" ...
and had just flushed something down the toilet.
Tomko was taken into custody -- and allegedly told police he has a "severe drug problem."
Cops say Tomko admitted he took the Oxycodone from CVS ... and injected 178 pills, which he crushed up and melted down ... but he swore he never
threatened the pharmacist.
Tomko was taken to a nearby hospital ... then transported to a nearby jail, where he was booked for robbery. He's currently behind bars -- bond
was set at $7,500."
Kinda sad that the guy appeared to be close to a Batista-like breakout in TNA once upon a time and now he's spending his free time robbing
drugstores and doing drugs in Chili's bathrooms. Also kind of funny that they make it sound like he wrestled in the WWE for seven years straight
(and with no mention of TNA), but I guess that's not surprising from a mainstream celeb/gossip site.
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punkerhardcore
The Man 
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He was really fat last time he was on TV... maybe he was just gorging himself on baby back ribs and was too embarrassed to admit it, so he made up
this whole drug thing.
But really-- how the fuck can someone be alive after injecting 178 pills?
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Come participate in the Career Deadpool 2012! All suggestions/discussions are
welcome.
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Beer Baron
Fella 
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I hit Applebee's to do my drugs.
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
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theflammablemanimal
The Man
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O don't even remember him being in WWE in 2009.
The first undisputed OO draft champion of the world
Get the pistons pumping and let the pigeons loose on my yambag
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the goon
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quote:
Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
O don't even remember him being in WWE in 2009.
He wasn't on TV, but just did some dark matches as far as I know.
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Chris Is Good517
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Will the Tomko episode of Intervention draw a higher rating than the same week's episode of Impact?
Kidding aside, I hope he gets the help he obviously needs. I guess we can officially file him under one wrestling's "what if?"s.
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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salmonjunkie
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What if he didn't get fat?
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
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C.MontgomeryPunk
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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What if he didn't have his name tattooed across his back?
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
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Thom
The Great One 
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What if he shot up at Waffle House?
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
http://www.myspace.com/bassmantar
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Chris Is Good517
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Well, I meant what if he had broken out and lived up to his apparent potential, but those are all valid too
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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gobbledygooker
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What if he had given Christian a beat?
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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