C.MontgomeryPunk
Man of a Thousand Holds  
Posts 1700
Registered 1-6-2010 Member Is Offline Mood: ButtViper-y
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Remember this man is near 43 years old...
Can somebody say mid-life crisis?
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
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JB KING
 
Posts 794
Registered 12-4-2009 Location Oxnard, CA Member Is Offline Mood: Jamming
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| posted on 10-12-2011 at 08:17 PM |
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Oh yeah, well i raise you this...
Looks like RVD's singlette now.
Must
Resist
Photoshop
But
CANT!!!
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
XBL Gamertag: JB KING
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2 
Posts 6071
Registered 12-17-2002 Location Charlotte, NC Member Is OnlineMood: Opus Eponymous
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| posted on 10-12-2011 at 08:24 PM |
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Hilarious.
I think he's been taking fashion advice from Jersey Shore.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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the goon
Sister Act
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Registered 3-13-2004 Location Charlotte, NC Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 10-13-2011 at 12:46 AM |
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I gotta admit, the pic with Cena inserted got me to laugh out loud, because I was scrolling down kind of slowly and wasn't expecting his face.
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punkerhardcore
The Man 
Posts 5058
Registered 7-15-2005 Member Is Offline Mood: Lickable
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| posted on 10-13-2011 at 01:12 AM |
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I can't even tell which one in the photo has a deeper-plunging neckline and bigger tits.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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Chris Is Good517
Posts 10711
Registered 1-10-2002 Location Little Rock, AR Member Is Offline Mood: punchy
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| posted on 10-13-2011 at 03:20 AM |
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I like how the tat artist turned all his unsightly bance into pretty flowers
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
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OORick
You and what army? 
Posts 2105
Registered 12-27-2001 Location - The Birthplace of Aviation Member Is Offline Mood: Foo'd
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| posted on 10-13-2011 at 03:27 AM |
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What I've learned about Batista is that -- apparently -- the character he played in his fabulously over-the-top final 2 months in WWE was just
him being himself.
Which is to say: sincerely aspiring to levels of giggle-inducing metrosexuality heretofore thought to be purely theoretical outside the realm of
Seacrestian Physics.
Rick
"He's from Mars, Officer; whiskey does not affect alien beings."
-- Venus Flytrap speaking on The Rick
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cloak and dagger
Creepy Little Bastard
Posts 63
Registered 8-24-2011 Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 10-13-2011 at 04:50 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by C.MontgomeryPunk
Can somebody say mid-life crisis?
It's like someone grafted his upper half onto Urkel's lower half.
"...and everything I touch, shall wither and die."
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salmonjunkie
American Dream 
Posts 8338
Registered 6-25-2002 Location Sunny Seattle, WA Member Is Offline Mood: charged
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| posted on 10-13-2011 at 10:25 AM |
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I love how everyone talks shit, Nobody on this board that's even close to approaching his age has the body, money, fame, or plowing the dumb
hot bitches this guy is. You know you'd swap places with him and dress like a douchebag if you could have that at age 43.
I mean, he still looks silly, but you know I'm right.
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
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Martman
And I am AWESOME
Posts 234
Registered 7-27-2005 Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 10-13-2011 at 02:14 PM |
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I wouldn't do the roids, or get that stupid mohawk haircut, but the rest of it.....yeah, you're right.
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ThePunisher
The Great One 
Posts 3101
Registered 4-19-2003 Location Asheville, NC Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 10-13-2011 at 04:47 PM |
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Who's the chick?
Hence, if you come to Manchester with a United shirt on, you may as well come to Raw with a t-shirt of Hitler getting a rimjob from the Queen and
blowjob from Richard the Lionheart. ~Devineman 07/12/2011
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punkerhardcore
The Man
Posts 5058
Registered 7-15-2005 Member Is Offline Mood: Lickable
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| posted on 10-13-2011 at 04:57 PM |
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Andrea Lowell.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Man of a Thousand Holds 
Posts 1034
Registered 10-2-2007 Location Fallingwater Member Is Offline Mood: Megalomaniac
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| posted on 10-13-2011 at 05:13 PM |
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The guy was always known for enjoying the lifestyle his wrestling career could afford him. At always 43 years old, why would this dog want to change
his spots?
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth -- Oliver Reed
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Paddlefoot
Posts 1977
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Circus Of Gay Member Is Offline Mood: F'd N Da A
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| posted on 10-13-2011 at 09:30 PM |
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More power to him then and a big "huzzah!" for making Dat Ass a major part of his life.
Too bad that girl is someone else than I originally thought she was. I got robbed of an opportunity to make a witty/stupid comment about how Hayden
Panitierreierrere really likes her males to be all big, bulbous, and freaky.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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sszanto
rOOkie
Posts 36
Registered 8-23-2011 Member Is Offline Mood: "o.o"
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| posted on 10-14-2011 at 02:34 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by salmonjunkie
I love how everyone talks shit, Nobody on this board that's even close to approaching his age has the body, money, fame, or plowing the dumb
hot bitches this guy is. You know you'd swap places with him and dress like a douchebag if you could have that at age 43.
I mean, he still looks silly, but you know I'm right.
I'm almost 43, and quite happy living the quiet life of a faithful married man. So, no, I would not swap places with him.
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Flash
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1016
Registered 4-22-2005 Location Brantford, Ontario Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 10-14-2011 at 02:40 AM |
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I think we're all giving his geriatric-metrosexualness a bit more credit than what he deserves when it comes to speculation about who he's
snogging...
Per wiki, Andrea Lowell is married to some other lucky dude and now makes her living not by baring all, but by talking about baring all as part of
Playboy's morning radio program. If you look at both sides of the background in that pic you can see a blown up playboy cover and what appears
to be a radio studio set up, so I'm assuming Batista was probably just a guest on her show and this was just a post interview candid shot that
got leaked.
Who know's, maybe he was there with his daughter helping her to promote her big foray into the jizz biz?
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doctorb
Posts 1265
Registered 6-27-2007 Location Where everyone is rich but me Member Is Offline Mood: need coffee
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| posted on 10-14-2011 at 03:42 PM |
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Whether he's plowing her or not, he looks stupid.
And JB, you made me laugh out loud, again. Nicely done.
The "B" is for Bargain!
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punkerhardcore
The Man
Posts 5058
Registered 7-15-2005 Member Is Offline Mood: Lickable
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| posted on 10-14-2011 at 04:05 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by salmonjunkie
I love how everyone talks shit, Nobody on this board that's even close to approaching his age has the body, money, fame, or plowing the dumb
hot bitches this guy is. You know you'd swap places with him and dress like a douchebag if you could have that at age 43.
No amount of pussy and money could ever make me put on that shirt and go out in public.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Come participate in the Career Deadpool 2012! All suggestions/discussions are
welcome.
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mooseheadjack
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Registered 5-13-2002 Location Making a list..... Member Is Offline Mood: naughty? nice?
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| posted on 10-14-2011 at 04:08 PM |
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maybe its the way the pic was taken, but his head seems incredibly out of proportion with the rest of his body
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JB KING
Posts 794
Registered 12-4-2009 Location Oxnard, CA Member Is Offline Mood: Jamming
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| posted on 10-14-2011 at 07:29 PM |
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I know V neck lines are "in" and what not, but seriously look how low cut Batistas shirt is that has to be a women's top.
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
XBL Gamertag: JB KING
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