lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 11-21-2012 at 06:28 PM |
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Kaitlyn arrested at show in Michigan
Spoiler: It was for an unpaid traffic ticket.
She's cute.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/20/wwe-diva-kaitlyn-arrested-speeding-ticket/
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drmuerto
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 12-4-2012 at 05:08 PM |
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My goodness. That's like the best mug shot picture anyone has ever taken. Super cute.
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doctorb
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 12-4-2012 at 09:21 PM |
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Agreed. I don't think I've ever seen a mug shot that could also be a photo shoot.
The "B" is for Bargain!
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PyroFalkon
Fella
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| posted on 12-5-2012 at 05:07 PM |
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Why does my mind immediately jump to a Cinemax-style women's prison movie with her and AJ?
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 12-5-2012 at 08:25 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by PyroFalkon
Why does my mind immediately jump to a Cinemax-style women's prison movie with her and AJ?
Because you are an officer and a gentleman. AJ as sadistic lesbian guard? Or is that Vickie's role?
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PyroFalkon
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| posted on 12-5-2012 at 11:58 PM |
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Oh, that's definitely AJ's role. We've already seen her do Crazy like a champ! Vickie is probably more of the hard-ass warden,
I'd think.
We need to make this movie happen, some how.
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 12-6-2012 at 12:38 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by PyroFalkon
We need to make this movie happen, some how.
Someone contact WWE Films.
PS: I bet AJ has very small fists. Just sayin.
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theflammablemanimal
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| posted on 12-6-2012 at 01:46 AM |
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Beth Phoenix is the iron-pumping leader of the Aryan gang. Rosa/Rosita/Sarita run the Mexican gang. Alicia Fox heads the crips.
It writes itself.
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OORick
Intellectual Savior of the Masses 
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| posted on 12-6-2012 at 02:39 AM |
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There is no need for Vickie Guerrero.
You want an authority figure, it's a no brainer: Bespectacled Eve for Warden.
She's aloof and would never sully herself by walking among the rank and file, what with all their lezzing out and sexing up and extended
showers. Never!
Until she does, as part of the standard "stuck-up girl finally gets freaky, and likes it, in the very last scene" tactic used in Skinemax movies to
try to make you more excited about seeing one particular girl naked once than you were about seeing all the other ones naked multiple times. I
don't know why this is A Thing, but I've definitely noticed it's a staple of the genre.
Clearly, I'm thinking too hard when I watch filth, instead of just staring at the boobies, like a proper sleazebag....
Rick
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OOMike
The Great One
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Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
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theflammablemanimal
American Dream
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| posted on 12-6-2012 at 03:59 AM |
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I think all these lesbos would be too much for one warden
They would need to be ruled by a triumvirate of bespectacled wardens.
Eve
Miss Hancock/Stacy Kiebler
Miss Tessmacher
Eve and Tessmacher would be no nonsense, but Miss Hancock would be the soft touch, the one who actually saw down and listened when one of her wards
was having a hard time. She'd give them a shoulder to cry on, maybe stroke her hair and rub her back a little, tell her not to let this ugly
place get to her because she's a beautiful person, so beautiful...
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@EofMasculinity
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OORick
Intellectual Savior of the Masses
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| posted on 12-6-2012 at 05:37 AM |
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I can dig it.
Miss Tessmacher as the bespectacled hard-ass warden. Miss Hancock as her naive, soft-hearted secretary. And Eve as the Assistant Attorney General (or
some such nonsense) who gets sent to check in reports of malfeasence at the County Divatentiary, and is horrified by what she finds.
Horrified, and then (as posited above) ultimately aroused by the end of the film.
Wait, why I am wasting my time (and yours) with plot and characters and whatnot?
Rick
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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| posted on 12-6-2012 at 06:36 AM |
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For bOOardies, this counts as Wrestling Thread of the Year.
Don't Mess With Texas
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OOMike
The Great One
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| posted on 12-6-2012 at 02:29 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
For bOOardies, this counts as Wrestling Thread of the Year.
And trainwreck....
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
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theflammablemanimal
American Dream
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| posted on 12-6-2012 at 05:51 PM |
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This divatentiary is really interesting my penistentiary.
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The first undisputed OO draft champion of the world
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 12-6-2012 at 11:32 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by OORick
There is no need for Vickie Guerrero.
C'mon. I kinda want to see that.
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Stu
Caledonian Crippler
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| posted on 12-7-2012 at 01:23 AM |
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If only we didn't have the stupid PG era, this could be the next WWE Films production!
"WWE's like Sable's f***y: it's not been any good since 1998, and it's been fucked by Vince McMahon"-Billy Kirkwood
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OORick
Intellectual Savior of the Masses
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| posted on 12-7-2012 at 02:27 AM |
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Should it go without saying that Lita will be cast as the old-school lifer that everybody looks up to, and who is has been known to procure things (as
long as it falls under the category of "sex toy")?
Her character's name is, naturally, "Red."
Rick
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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| posted on 12-7-2012 at 05:36 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by OORick
There is no need for Vickie Guerrero.
This.
I am not one of the sickos around here who has a desire to see Vickie Guerrero naked.
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 12-7-2012 at 06:36 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
I am not one of the sickos around here who has a desire to see Vickie Guerrero naked.
I'd bang her. I've done worse.
quote:
Originally posted by OORick
Should it go without saying that Lita will be cast as the old-school lifer that everybody looks up to,
Genius.
How about Trish and Molly as the only two honest guards in the whole place?
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theflammablemanimal
American Dream
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| posted on 12-7-2012 at 01:13 PM |
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And Kelly Kelly and Tiffany as the doctor and nurse.
Then you also get some comedy watching them try to say big medical words. Or you just fast forward to the nekkid.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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With Kharma as "Schultzie", the evil bull dyke captain of the guards who enjoys sadistically, yet erotically, abusing all the sweet little femme
treats (aka female twinks).
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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theflammablemanimal
American Dream
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| posted on 12-7-2012 at 03:11 PM |
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Lol.
She also leads the guards in a football game against the prisoners. Unfortunately the game takes place in driving rain and their white uniforms get
all wet as they roll around in the mud.
And then Kong crushes Kaitlyn, sending her to the tender ministrations of Kelly Kelly and Tiffany.
[Edited on 12/7/2012 by theflammablemanimal]
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 12-7-2012 at 05:48 PM |
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I'm seeing an elaborate escape plan that involves making a rope out of every bra and panty in the prison.
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Thom
The Immortal One 
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| posted on 12-7-2012 at 08:48 PM |
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As long as there's no Mae Young? I'm in.
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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