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posted on 1-30-2014 at 06:54 AM
quote:Originally posted by lz4005
Speaking of focus, why is the camera focused on the rack of weights on the far wall and not her?
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posted on 2-13-2014 at 07:45 PM
quote:Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
This is probably old news but haven't seen it here. Young AJ meets her idol, Lita.
Adorkable, and kind of pathetic, but also really cool that she loved Lita so much and is now a divas champ. She really has achieved her dream.
AJ would've actually been 14 in this video if it's dated correctly. She was adorable then, too. I know I said I wanted Trish to intro
Lita into the HOF, but wouldn't AJ be interesting?
"As you can see by this video, Lita was my idol. I always said I wanted to be just like her and look at how things turned out:
1) We both revitalized a dying women's division.
2) We both became one of the top female champions in history.
and 3) We both dated some of the same guys.
(*Smash cut to a grinningly embarrassed CM Punk*)
I guess the moral is, 'Be careful what you wish for... you just might get it.'"
Or maybe she should save that for her own HOF speech in 2022. That way she could tag it with, "But things turned out okay. Lita ended up with a
great guy in _________ (fill in blank with whoever) and I found the love of my life in Dominator from the Online Onslaught Message bOOards."
(Yeah, yeah, I know... just gimme this one, will ya'?)
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
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posted on 2-13-2014 at 08:00 PM
That reminds me of that dirtsheet report a few months back, where it said
this drawing had made the rounds in the locker room.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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posted on 2-18-2014 at 09:50 PM
quote:Originally posted by lz4005
Speaking of focus, why is the camera focused on the rack of weights on the far wall and not her?
It's a trend.
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posted on 2-19-2014 at 03:30 AM
I'm thinking that video probably cuts off so abruptly because Punk saw they were being filmed and went on to punch the shit out of the person
doing the recording. With AJ still on his back, of course.
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