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Subject: janerd and Paddlefoot's Public U2U Thread
janerd75
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 07:07 AM
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 07:13 AM
Suddenly the black lotus kicks in.
Changed the thread title to something proper, and most likely to piss off some tranny-loving FREAK!
[Edited on 6/18/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 07:24 AM
With all this re-imaginary shit + Deadpool/Logan awesomeness, how in t� feck ain't they got a King Conan off the ground yet?!?! I DON'T
WANT NO ASS KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL GODIT!!!
Also, PEE-FEETS!!!!!
We can rebuild you! Bigger, better, faster!!! Now, with 200% more Flakka!!!!!!!
Did someone say secret tranny?!?!?!?! THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD EVAR!!!!!!
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 07:30 AM
Beam Matte back in time to Studio 54 because it was really just a continuation of the non-stop tranny surprise going on with Warhol.
Heavy disco bass night! Fellating optional! wOOt!
[Edited on 6/18/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 07:47 AM
Did someone say alterna-disco-bass-fellatio?!?!
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 07:52 AM
Original Euro disco here. Get in the car Janny, we're visiting Belgium!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 08:16 AM
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 08:26 AM
And then there's that episode of Kurt & Courtney we'll never forget! POTY candidate here!
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
I thought that movie used diversity to promote white genocide.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 08:41 AM
*ahem* Do grow up, won't you?
While I'm 72% sure that blisteringly white trash demigod Courtney Love had her old man whacked and/or peripherally knew of said whacking
pre-aforechancedly, well, shit dude, that ain't right either.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 09:02 AM
I dunno. She's definitely mental and a terrible mom but she doesn't seem actively evil. She had a really bad childhood which turned her
into a mega-bitch but she doesn't come across as murderous.
Back to the Sammy gif. You AND I are both going to hell. Together!
Hey, speaking of Matte
[Edited on 6/18/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 09:13 AM
Will. You. Let. Me. Conspirisize. In. Peace?!?!
Lol, j/k mah Canadienne-word. You know that when you ride with me, you're sure to get toasted.
[Edited on 6-18-2017 by janerd75]
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 09:27 AM
Well, that second cookie just kicked in.
Christ, I gotta talk them into selling them up at the high school. We'd make a fucking fortune.
And here's a thirty-year old Mitch McConnell with The Good News!
Oh, my, Janny hold my hand.
[Edited on 6/18/2017 by Paddlefoot]
[Edited on 6/18/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 09:39 AM
Fudge it! Fudge it all to heck!
[Edited on 6-18-2017 by janerd75]
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
janerd75
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 09:46 AM
What the everlasting shit, The Internet, don't not post my shit.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 09:47 AM
I'd mail you about eight of these if I didn't want to do 35 in a Supermax for trafficking drugs across the American border.
Waves waving, man!
Listen to that bass. FAAAAAAACCCCK!
[Edited on 6/18/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 10:01 AM
[Edited on 6-18-2017 by janerd75]
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-18-2017 at 10:09 AM
I din nat ged da bear! Because I'm CANADIAN, damn you!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-24-2017 at 06:40 AM
Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary. Fuckin' Wayne, eh?
Time. To get. Fuckin' interplanetary.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-24-2017 at 07:19 AM
One brownie down.
[Edited on 6/24/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-24-2017 at 07:26 AM
Are one or both of those guys dead? Like I thought you just were?
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-24-2017 at 07:33 AM
Everybody's dead. They just don't know it yet. Kinda looking forward to it myself, after the last three years, as long as the process
isn't too smelly, poopy, or barfy.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-24-2017 at 07:44 AM
Wouldn't be a Canadian music video withoot Don Cherry, eh?
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-24-2017 at 08:01 AM
Still here. In stasis mode momentarily. Please resume tugging your nut sacks, ya titfuckers.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-24-2017 at 08:08 AM
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-24-2017 at 08:25 AM
Back now. Heard noises outside. Went to take a look and the cops had some jabroni pushed up against a car a few houses down. Lot of yellin', and
such. There was such a din I really didn't know what to du, if ya's get my meaning there, squirrely Dan. ......and their voices rang
with that aryan twang...
[Edited on 6/24/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
ASS KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL GOD
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