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Author: Subject: Wrestler's WAGs
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posted on 3-24-2015 at 02:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wrestler's WAGs

I don't think I've seen this on here before, but we should have a thread dedicated to the hottest wives and girlfriends of pro wrestlers. Obviously, we all know Lana, the Bellas and Michelle McCool because they are/were divas themselves, but what about Swagger's wife who by all accounts is amazing? Any others? Please post pics!





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posted on 3-26-2015 at 08:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bo Dallas' wife Sarah B�ckman certainly lives up to her last name.

















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posted on 3-26-2015 at 08:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Aryan women rule! That pimp cane fucking owns too.


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posted on 3-26-2015 at 09:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote






"Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a human being. You'll get your fuckin' heart ripped out." - Ross "The Boss" Muthafuckin' Rhea, Master of Fucking Guys Up 101.

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posted on 3-26-2015 at 09:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I would have liked to have been there for that segment Storage Wars refuses to broadcast when Barry Weiss found out he spent $4K on a locker full of high-end Hitler memorabilia.







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posted on 3-26-2015 at 09:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Also, the HBK wife is fairly hot. A lovely lady with some esthetically pleasing all-Texan boobage. Nothing but bow-hunting, butchering game meat, and bible sessions? What kind of woman would say no to all that?







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posted on 3-27-2015 at 09:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Kevin Owens has been crippling his friends with the excuse that it's all to support his wife. Justifiable? You be the judge.



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posted on 3-27-2015 at 02:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Kevin Owens has been crippling his friends with the excuse that it's all to support his wife. Justifiable? You be the judge.

Ummm, yes

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posted on 3-27-2015 at 11:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I guess I'll just leave this here.
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posted on 3-30-2015 at 05:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Mrs. Cody Rhodes...









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posted on 3-30-2015 at 10:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Mrs. Mizanin:


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posted on 4-1-2015 at 09:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Swaggles's wife is named Catalina White, and she's lovely.



Call me a romantic, but I think she looks better smiling with her fella than making come-fuck-me faces. Not that there's anything wrong with CFM faces, just that she's got those high cheekbones that make her look mean when she's going for sexy, and smiling softens her face. Like Angelina Jolie. Sexy all the time, gorgeous when she smiles.

Interestingly enough, Swaggles seems like a lovable guy in casual pictures. Shame they can't bring that out wanting him to be Republican Kurt Angle with a Lisp.



If you're familiar with Bram over in TNA, here's his sexy-ass wife:



Here she is dressed up like a wrestler for Halloween or whatever:



Stone Cold with his (by all accounts un-beaten) wife Kristin:



The Rock and his leggy lady, Lauren Hashian:



Before he got with Nikki, John Cena wrecked his home with muscly pornstress Kendra Lust.



That's all for now. And of course y'all know Brock is married to Sable, Hunter to Steph (who I think is very pretty when she tones down the bronzer). Chris Benoit was married to Woman, but... um. Yeah. DDP used to be with Kimberly Page, who is OMFGWTFBBQ sizzling.

Of all the wrestlers I can think of, Stacy Kiebler has dated the most high-profile man, George Clooney, and Torrie Wilson has dated the highest-profile athlete, Alex Rodriguez.





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posted on 4-1-2015 at 07:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Swagger's wife was also in a porn (not with Jack) that is pretty goddamn wonderful. I don't have the link for it anymore but I'm sure some fantastic person out there would love to post said link on this thread.
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posted on 4-1-2015 at 07:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Say no more, fam.

Swagger's old lady Catalina White - NSFW





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posted on 4-1-2015 at 07:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That move where he's ramming her from behind and he manages to get one foot up all the way over her shoulders so he can press her head against the floor? I believe they call that move The Swaggy.





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posted on 4-1-2015 at 07:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So do you think Swagger gets off on that? Or do you think he just doesn't care? I mean they seem like a happy couple and have kids...





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posted on 4-1-2015 at 07:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Probably doesn't care, and it looked like it was more of a one-off sex tape that she did than an actual active career in porn, if there's a dividing line between the two things. Young, dumb, full of cum, whatever.





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posted on 4-1-2015 at 08:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I doubt its a big deal to know that your wife had sex with someone else before she met you.

Although for most people, it's probably not online for all to see...





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posted on 4-1-2015 at 08:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Swaggles's wife is named Catalina White, and she's lovely.







Hornswaggle's hitting that?





















Oh.





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posted on 4-6-2015 at 07:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BNB's girlfriend is Canadian TV host Rachel David. She's a cutie.

Here is a SFW link:

http://www.prowrestling.com/wade-barretts-new-girlfriend-revealed-photo-rumble-news/





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posted on 4-7-2015 at 04:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
That move where he's ramming her from behind and he manages to get one foot up all the way over her shoulders so he can press her head against the floor? I believe they call that move The Swaggy.


I thought that was the Patriot Lock.


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