salmonjunkie
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| posted on 3-5-2016 at 12:11 AM |
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Rhino is running for office
Rhino/Rhyno is running for State Representative in his home state of Michigan.
https://twitter.com/Rhyno313/status/705511163551948800
That coat and bowtie - snazzy!
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nOOb
The Man 
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| posted on 3-5-2016 at 12:32 AM |
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How do we get him elected as president instead of the other two? Tables match?
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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| posted on 3-5-2016 at 12:42 AM |
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Rhyno "GORE! GORE! GORE!"-ing Hillary would be in the top 5 of "best things to ever happen EVER"
I would watch that on endless loop forever.
Don't Mess With Texas
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janerd75
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| posted on 3-5-2016 at 12:43 AM |
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Running for office. Heh heh, I get it. Man that suit looks like it's from an awesome ECW angle that never was. It's too bad the position
doesn't call for a running mate because I can think of one awesome way for Rhino to introduce him.
Aww who am I kidding. Trump'll just steal this idea for his VP reveal. 
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
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Matte
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| posted on 3-5-2016 at 01:43 AM |
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I hope his name is just "Rhino" on the ballot.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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nOOb
The Man
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| posted on 3-5-2016 at 02:17 AM |
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If he runs Republican, Vince will let him have the "Y".
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
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merc
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 3-6-2016 at 09:01 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by nOOb
How do we get him elected as president instead of the other two? Tables match?
Post of the month!
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Big Bank Hank
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| posted on 3-7-2016 at 07:56 PM |
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I'm from Dearborn, meaning I get to legit vote for Rhyno in a political election, which I fully intend to do. I don't care what his party
affiliations are, what his policies are, or even if he has the slightest idea what he's doing (he probably doesn't) I get to vote for
Rhyno!
5 bananas, 7 bananas. No no no no no nowdn-wnv bananan
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janerd75
The Rowdy One
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| posted on 3-7-2016 at 08:41 PM |
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Dearborn, eh? Well, now we know who Rhyno's running against. 
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
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thatwasSting
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| posted on 3-11-2016 at 05:10 AM |
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If he's running as a Republican and truly espouses democratic values, does that make Rhino a RINO?
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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| posted on 3-11-2016 at 06:27 AM |
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His putting women in their proper place policy, as seen when he put Sandman's wife through a table, ought to get him in good with the social
conservatives.
Have my sammich ready by the time I get home, Lori!
[Edited on 3/11/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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G. Jonah Jameson
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| posted on 3-11-2016 at 01:31 PM |
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I hope that, during a debate or town hall or something along those lines, a voter asks him who he supported in the 2000 presidential election.
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nOOb
The Man
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| posted on 3-11-2016 at 10:05 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by G. Jonah Jameson
I hope that, during a debate or town hall or something along those lines, a voter asks him who he supported in the 2000 presidential election.
I feel like he'd answer "NADER! NADER! NADER!" Probably because he tried to vote for Al but the ballots were too confusing and Florida.
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
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CVD39
And I am AWESOME
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| posted on 3-17-2016 at 09:52 AM |
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I wonder if he wins if he'll go against every platform he ran on; politically turning heel.
That'd be great.
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