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posted on 5-10-2016 at 04:04 AM
quote:Originally posted by merc
I hate that Cass just disappeared
OH there he is
Agreed. Was having flashbacks to Rollins vs Lesnar last year when Undertaker showed up, and Rollins immediately vanished once
the more important people were going at it. Still seems like Cass should be a bit more upset with getting screwed out of a main event opportunity,
but hey at least he had a part in the whole thing.
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 04:04 AM
Assuming he was making a Tommy Boy reference, I'll give Cole some points for the Chris Farley joke. I loves me some Tommy Boy.
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 04:05 AM
quote:Originally posted by Il Palazzo
Thar goes that shoe! I honestly didn't even think of Ambrose showing up. At first I started to think it was either Enzo back early, or by
some chance a fan had rushed him.
Haha, I'm glad I wasn't the only one to have that thought. The way he was moving on the way down the ring made me think Enzo until I saw
Dean.
Kinda sad Cass got the shaft there a little bit, but I guess that was fine.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 04:06 AM
"Well, we know what Mitch the Plant meant to Ambrose". Good one, Cole.
The attack in the dark was well staged, with the lite-brite jacket bouncing around like a glow in the dark condom. Good little skit, skitter-eenoes.
You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking wildling bastard.
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 04:08 AM
Dean Ambrose: Master of Titties, Lite Bright Jacket Deconstruction, Flatscreen Monitor Disconnecting, and Mannequin Wrestling.
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 04:18 AM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
Nice singles moment for Large Cass (So you idiots don't confuse him with Big E ). Freaks me out how much he looks like Edge, though.
I think Colossal Cass looks more like Test.
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 04:28 AM
quote:Originally posted by salmonjunkie
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
Nice singles moment for Large Cass (So you idiots don't confuse him with Big E ). Freaks me out how much he looks like Edge, though.
I think Colossal Cass looks more like Test.
I...I don't know what to believe anymore.
[Edited on 5-10-2016 by janerd75]
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 04:38 AM
Clearly, WWE must now change his name to Tedgest.
G-Spot
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 06:33 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
"Well, we know what Mitch the Plant meant to Ambrose". Good one, Cole.
The attack in the dark was well staged, with the lite-brite jacket bouncing around like a glow in the dark condom. Good little skit, skitter-eenoes.
Allow me to add a clip that your comment made me think about...
From Skin Deep starring John Ritter....
"G-Spot rocks the g-spot!!!
**Ghandi (Clone High)**
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 06:38 AM
That's the film I was thinking of when I mentioned it but I couldn't remember which one it was. Like the Diceman once said "just what a
girl needs, a lime-green dick coming at her in the dark".
You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking wildling bastard.
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 11:01 AM
This man is goded brilliant.
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 01:37 PM
quote:Originally posted by merc
45/55 AJ STYLES/ ROMAN REIGNS chant. Hot crowd indeed
Yeah, no clue why that match wasn't the main event. That crowd reaction would have been much better served for the end of the show.
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 02:27 PM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
This man is goded brilliant.
Got to work early this morning - watched this to kill a bit of time and had employees walking over to ask what was going on whIle I laughed out loud.
Owens is amazing.
[Edited on 5-10-2016 by derfsucks]
Nine Pound Hammer. Kinda like my genitals.
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 04:57 PM
quote:Originally posted by Flash
To add to the list;
Santino's Cobra
CM Punk's opponents beer/booze bottle
Flair's top rope (attempts)
Leapin' Lanny Pfoffo's Frisbees
Kane's voicebox
Bossman's night stick
Heyman's Cell phone
Virgil.
Dont forget Mounties cattle prod.
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 04:58 PM
quote:Originally posted by derfsucks
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
This man is goded brilliant.
Got to work early this morning - watched this to kill a bit of time and had employees walking over to ask what was going on whIle I laughed out loud.
Owens is amazing.
[Edited on 5-10-2016 by derfsucks]
That was next level good.
"Just like the Undertaker"
Renee was pretty spot on too, with her exasperation at his parting comment.
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 06:01 PM
I would pay real money to see Punk face off against Owens in a promo battle. They don't even have to wrestle.
When it Reigns, it bores.
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posted on 5-11-2016 at 01:11 AM
I'm really curious to see what they do with Primo and Epico next week. I feel like something else will happen, another team hijacking their
debut or they suddenly redebut with a totally different gimmick.
thestoryofmikeb
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posted on 5-11-2016 at 06:23 AM
quote:Originally posted by Flash
To add to the list;
Santino's Cobra
CM Punk's opponents beer/booze bottle
Flair's top rope (attempts)
Leapin' Lanny Pfoffo's Frisbees
Kane's voicebox
Bossman's night stick
Heyman's Cell phone
Virgil.
What, Lanny Poffo gets props for the the Frisbees, but no love for the Genius' metal scroll?
Sad...
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posted on 5-11-2016 at 02:32 PM
Honky Tonk Man's guitar.
williamssl
Steers and Queers
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posted on 5-11-2016 at 05:21 PM
Hey Matte - our summer showdown! Please? (because only you have the skills and patience and dedication to make this stuff actually happen; the
rest of us are all ideas and no execution).
Don't Mess With Texas
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posted on 5-12-2016 at 03:30 AM
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
Hey Matte - our summer showdown! Please? (because only you have the skills and patience and dedication to make this stuff actually happen; the
rest of us are all ideas and no execution).
This... very much this!
Hell, if Matte's busy, I'd volunteer to try and coordinate this. That is of course, if the OO gods would be ok with me trying it.
Would you guys mind if I gave it a shot, or is this exclusively Matte's territory? If he's cool doing it, that's awesome.
I'm just offering in case he's unable to do so.
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posted on 5-12-2016 at 10:13 PM
Go for it. While I'm not speaking for matte, my guess he would look at the choice of "SHOWDOWNS ARE MY THING ONLY ME I HAVE SHOWDOWNS
TRADEMARKED THEY'RE PART OF MY BRAND*" and "someone else does all the work for a change??", he'd opt for the latter.
* His brand is trannies. Only trannies.
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Fella
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posted on 5-15-2016 at 05:07 AM
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
Go for it. While I'm not speaking for matte, my guess he would look at the choice of "SHOWDOWNS ARE MY THING ONLY ME I HAVE SHOWDOWNS
TRADEMARKED THEY'RE PART OF MY BRAND*" and "someone else does all the work for a change??", he'd opt for the latter.
* His brand is trannies. Only trannies.
I'll leave Mattes predilection for Trannies (or lack thereof) to you guys for now.
In terms of the Showdown, what the hell, I'll make an attempt. Here is the thread to share nominations! NEW THREAD IN RETRO SECTION
"Is it too much to ask that the wrestling on my screen is fast paced, entertaining, interesting, and at least a little bit LOGICAL???"
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posted on 5-17-2016 at 11:36 PM
I can't believe they built an entire episode around Potted Plant Vengeance.
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
"There are no politics in WWE." - Stephanie McMahon
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!" - Me
). Freaks me out how much he looks like Edge, though.
ed brilliant. 
Would you guys mind if I gave it a shot, or is this exclusively Matte's territory? If he's cool doing it, that's awesome.
I'm just offering in case he's unable to do so.
