thestoryofmikeb
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Some nice additions!
I've updated the list, along with a few that may seem 'on the cusp.' I'll let discussion here determine if they make it in or
not.
We're up to 142 and counting.
Thanks to you all for helping make this fun. I think we're off to a solid list here.
"Is it too much to ask that the wrestling on my screen is fast paced, entertaining, interesting, and at least a little bit LOGICAL???"
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Paddlefoot
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Voldemort's home gym equipment? 
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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Katie Vick killer
The Rowdy One
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Macho Man's Slim Jims
Sherri Martel's loaded handbag or heels
The Barber Shop window
Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title
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blazeofglory
And I am AWESOME 
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Iron Mike Sharpe's forearm brace.
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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Matte
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How broad are we being with these entries? I notice Bret's sunglasses are listed, but that's just part of his attire, isn't it?
Should Sasha's shutter shades be included? Should Adam Bomb's goggles be included? Scotty Riggs/Carl Ouellet's eye patches?
D'Angelo Dinero's/Sarah Stock's facemask things? Trish/Cody's clear protective masks? Cody/TBP's brown paper bags?
Mysterio's horns? Jericho's LED jackets? Rock's elbow pad? Jeff Hardy's arm stockings? Matt Hardy's arm socks? How about
Sabu's Hannibal Lecter mask and gurney the used to bring him out on? Neville's fake teeth? Angle's mouth guard? Angle's
helmet/wig combo? Solomon Crowe's hacker remote thing? Stan Hansen's bullrope? Takuya Sugi's samurai sword? La Parka's chair?
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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Anything that would be used in a match or promo as a decisive factor (the urn, sweet lady sledge) as well as items that were so iconic they became
part of the character (Bret's shades, Carlito's apples, Austin's Steveweisers). Add in items maybe that even if they were used once
(barbershop window smashing, the coconut, HBK facefirst into the ridiculously expensive Jeritron 3000) in such a significant manner they left such an
impression that they can't be forgotten? As long as it made for a memorable moment or entrance (Mexicool's riding mowers) I say toss it
in.
ETA Barry Darsow's golf clubs.
[Edited on 5/16/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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williamssl
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We've either missed....or I missed seeing it....
the Spanish announcer's table
Don't Mess With Texas
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Matte
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quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
We've either missed....or I missed seeing it....
the Spanish announcer's table
It crossed my mind, but the entries are supposed to be unique to or popularized by a single wrestler. Not sure if you could pinpoint someone whose
gimmick it was to put guys through the SAT, but that would qualify it for inclusion.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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Something like that is almost iconic enough by itself it deserves inclusion even though tossing someone through it isn't any particular
performer's exclusive trademark. The ambulance, and getting attacked while being loaded into it, kind of falls into the same category.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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bopol
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The roll of quarters that Jacques Rougeau used when he hit Dynamite Kid.
I only signed up so I can read the forum.
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Fifth Horseman
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Bobby Heenan's weasel suit
Mr. Fuji's cane... or his handful of salt
Sid Vicious's squeegee... or scissors
Paul Ellering's Rocco dummy
Wade Barrett's podium
Truth Martini's "Book of Truth"
Stan Hansen's bullrope
The Killer Bees' masks
Hunico's lowrider bicycle
The Mexicools' riding lawnmowers
Shawn Daivari's magic carpet
Duke Droese's garbage can
Gangrel's goblet
Ronnie Garvin's "hammer jammer" shin guard
Johnny B. Badd's confetti gun
MVP's breathing strip
Stevie Ray's slapjack
Cody Rhodes' mask... or paper bags
Beer Money's boozer cruisers
Zack Ryder's internet championship belt
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TexShark300
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Road Warrior Shoulder Pads.
La Parka's Air Guitar Chair
OOWF Historian
Life is about choices. You can choose to have a Good Attitude or you can choose to have a Bad Attitude.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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Ric Flair's tears?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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Matte
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The Hardcore Homo's dildos (regular and barbwire versions).
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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Fifth Horseman
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The APA's office door.
Norman Smiley's football pads.
Rick Steiner's headgear.
Sin Cara's trampoline.
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thatwasSting
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the serving tray Bret Hart used to knock out Goldberg?
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CamstunPWG187
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Bedpan
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Matte
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How's this one coming along?
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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Matte
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So... mikeb hasn't checked in for 8 months now. I don't want to step on his or anyone else's toes, but I'm thinking about
taking this one over and making it this year's shOOwdOOwn. Maybe even having more than one showdown this year (thinking either Finisher or
Entrance Music as #2), but no guarantees on that bit.
I looked through the list and tried to sort and simplify. We're at 261 (technically; single items have been divided by multiple users), but can
certainly add more. Notes are at the bottom.
Briefcase (Irwin R. Schyster)
"Relax with Trudy" Briefcase (Adrian Adonis)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Edge)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Rob Van Dam)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Mr. Kennedy)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (CM Punk)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Jack Swagger)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Kane)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (The Miz)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Daniel Bryan)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Alberto Del Rio)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Dolph Ziggler)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (John Cena)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Damien Sandow)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Randy Orton)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Seth Rollins)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Sheamus)
Money In The Bank Briefcase (Dean Ambrose)
Jeritron 5000 (Chris Jericho)
Jeritron 6000 (Chris Jericho)
Jeritron 6500 (Chris Jericho)
List of 1004 Holds (Chris Jericho)
List of Jericho (Chris Jericho)
Statue (Seth Rollins)
Lex Express Bus (Lex Luger)
Kazoos (Edge & Christian)
Francesca the Trombone (Xavier Woods)
Francesca II (Xavier Woods)
Last Booty-O (New Day)
Mitch the Potted Plant (Chris Jericho/Dean Ambrose)
Mr. Socko (Mick Foley)
The Cobra (Santino Marella)
Head (Al Snow)
Moppy (Perry Saturn)
Pepe the Horse (Chavo Guerrero Jr.)
Janice (Abyss)
Baby Hand (Mae Young)
Cartman (Golga)
Pepper Steak (Al Snow/Big Bossman)
Rocco the Dummy (Paul Ellering)
Vanguard 1 (Matt Hardy)
Skarsgard the Dilapidated Boat (Matt Hardy)
Katie Vick's Corpse (Kane/Triple H)
Poison the Tarantula (Tara)
Chloe the Dog (Torrie Wilson)
Matilda the Bulldog (British Bulldogs)
Fluffy Cat (Teddy Hart)
Frankie the Macaw (Koko B. Ware)
Damien the Python (Jake Roberts)
Worms (Boogeyman)
Motorcycle (Undertaker)
Lowrider (Eddie Guerrero)
Lowrider Bike (Camacho/Hunico)
Limousine (Alberto Del Rio)
Bullhorn Limousine (John Bradshaw Layfield)
Exploding Limousine (Mr. McMahon)
Segway (Simon Dean)
Skateboard (Bob Holly)
Skateboards (Dynamic Dudes)
Beer Truck (Steve Austin)
Milk Truck (Kurt Angle)
DeLeorean (Timesplitters)
Boozer Cruiser (James Storm)
ATV (Steve Austin)
Scooter (Zeb Colter)
Scooter (John Laurinaitis)
Lawnmowers (Mexicools)
Forklift (Brock Lesnar/Big Show)
Trampoline (Sin Cara)
Trampoline (Spirit Squad)
Hannibal Lecter Mask & Gurney (Sabu)
Clear Protective Mask (Trish Stratus)
Clear Protective Mask (Cody Rhodes)
Clear Protective Mask (Rusev)
Clear Protective Mask (Rikishi)
Facemask (D'Angelo Dinero)
Facemask (Sarah Stock)
Mask (CM Punk)
Mask (Rey Mysterio)
Mask (Kane)
Mask (Mankind)
Mask (Abyss)
Masks (Killer Bees)
Sheep Mask (Erick Rowan)
Facepaint Mask (Phantasio)
Ciclope Mask (Dean Malenko)
Brown Paper Bags (Cody Rhodes)
Brown Paper Bags (The Beautiful People)
Rubber Bands (Lou Albano)
LED Jacket (Chris Jericho)
LED Shoes (Naomi)
Pump Shoes (John Cena)
Glove (Diesel)
Glove (Kane)
Towel (Val Venis)
Towel (Taz)
Towel (Chad Gable)
Bloody Towel (Samoa Joe)
Cape (Neville)
Cape (Hurricane)
Sunglasses (Bret Hart)
Sunglassses (The Rock)
Taped Glasses (Dudley Boyz)
Shutter Shades (Sasha Banks)
Goggles (Adam Bomb)
Steampunk Goggles (Becky Lynch)
Eyepatch (Scotty Riggs)
Eyepatch (Carl Ouellet)
Eye Black Strips (Mojo Rawley)
Durag (Hulk Hogan)
Durag (Mr. McMahon)
Dogcollars (Pitbulls)
Bondage Gear (Demolition)
Spiked Shoulder Pads (Road Warriors)
Headset (Jillian Hall)
Growth (Jillian Hall)
Breathing Strip (MVP)
Mouth Guard (Kurt Angle)
Fake Teeth (Neville)
Smoking Helmet (Vader)
Turban & Case (Jinder Mahal)
Chainmail Heddress (Scott Steiner)
Helmet (Farooq)
Helmet (Rick Steiner)
Helmet (Nasty Boys/Jimmy Hart)
Helmet/Wig Combo (Kurt Angle)
Crown (Jerry Lawler)
Headphones (Cesaro/Tyson Kidd)
Trenchcoat (Undertaker)
Chest Protector (D'Lo Brown)
Fanny Pack (Naked Mideon)
Fragile Shirt (Hulk Hogan)
Fishnet Shirts (Hardy Boyz)
Breakaway Clothing (Cesaro)
Robe (Ric Flair)
Robe (AJ Styles)
Robe (Charlotte Flair)
Robe (Damien Sandow)
Robe (Bob Backlund)
Robe (Gorgeous George)
Robe (Bobby Roode)
Robe (John Morrison)
Fuzzy Boots (Bruiser Brody)
Roller Skates (Cherry)
Gold Medals (Kurt Angle)
Tie (Daniel Bryan/Justin Roberts)
Scarf (Chris Jericho)
Scarf (Alberto Del Rio)
Scarf (Miz)
Elbow Pad (The Rock)
Glow Paint (Jeff Hardy)
Arm Stockings (Jeff Hardy)
Arm Socks (Matt Hardy)
"Hammer Jammer" Shin Guard (Ronnie Garvin)
Tiara (Madison Rayne)
Horns (Rey Mysterio)
Weasel Suit (Bobby Heenan)
Chicken Suit (Christian/Kurt Angle)
Hairy Suit (Giant Gonzales)
Football Gear (Norman Smiley)
Prosthetic Leg (Zack Gowen)
Prosthetic Leg (Chris Melendez)
Prosthetic Leg (Mad Dog Vachon)
Cast (Bob Orton)
Forearm Steel Plate (Lex Luger)
Taped Thumb (Umaga)
Neckbrace (Joel Gertner)
Halo (Pitbull #2)
Crutch (Brian Pillman)
Neckbrace (Andy Kaufman)
Forearm Brace (Mike Sharpe)
Cigar (Dallas Page)
Cigar (Godfather)
Sparklers (Gillberg)
Chalkboard (Matt Striker)
Million Dollar Belt (Ted DiBiase)
Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title (Lance Storm)
Internet Championship Belt (Zack Ryder)
Coffee Mug (David Otunga)
Microphone (Mr. Kennedy)
White Cross Stick (Mordecai)
Gum (Mr. Perfect)
Toothpick (Razor Ramon)
Urn (Undertaker/Paul Bearer)
Whistle (Bill Alfonso)
Hall of Fame Ring (Ric Flair in TNA)
Hall of Fame Ring (Hulk Hogan/Abyss in TNA)
Mirror (Lex Luger)
Mirror (Paul Orndorff)
Mirror (Shawn Michaels)
Megaphone (Jimmy Hart)
Selfie Stick (Tyler Breeze)
Beer & Cigarette (Sandman)
Beer (Steve Austin)
Garbage Can (Duke Droese)
Goblet (Gangrel)
Confetti Gun (Johnny B. Badd)
Fashion Police Tickets (Breezango)
Boombox (Buck Zumhofe)
Clock (Boogeyman)
Selfie Stick (R-Truth)
Bad News Podium & Gavel (Wade Barrett)
Book of Truth (Truth Martini)
Timeshare Brochures (Shining Stars)
Appletini (Christopher Daniels)
Lantern (Bray Wyatt)
Rocking Chair (Bray Wyatt)
Cole Mine (Michael Cole)
Earthquake Stone (Catrina)
Tambourine (Sonjay Dutt)
Blood Chalice (Vampiro)
Signs (Sign Guy Dudley)
Video Camera (Alex Shelley)
Lollipop (Adam Rose)
Scale (Crash Holly)
Disco Ball (Brodus Clay)
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemen (Bayley)
Inflatable Entrance Tent (MVP)
Hacker Remote (Solomon Crowe)
Salt (Mr. Fuji)
Arrogance Cologne (Rick Martel)
Perfume (Miz/Maryse)
Hairspray (Zema Ion)
Powder (Andy Kaufman)
Green Mist (Great Muta)
Green Mist (Tajiri)
Black Mist (Tajiri)
Apple (Carlito)
Fireball (The Sheik)
Guitar (Honky Tonk Man)
Guitar (Jeff Jarrett)
Guitar (Elias Samson)
69 Tacks (Dean Ambrose/Chris Jericho)
Fork (Abdullah the Butcher)
Scissors (Sid Vicious)
Pencil (The Sheik)
Sword (Berzerker)
Samurai Sword (Takuya Sugi)
Gun (Brian Pillman)
Chainsaw (Terry Funk)
Beer Bottle (James Storm)
Brass Knuckles (William Regal)
Roll of Quarters (Jacques Rougeau)
Cellphone (Paul E. Dangerously)
Table (Dudley Boys)
Garbage Can of Weapons (New Jack)
Umbrella (Jack Gallagher)
Scroll (Lanny Poffo)
Scepter (Randy Savage)
Hedge Clippers (Brutus Beefcake)
Can of Black Spraypaint (nWo)
Slammy Award (Owen Hart)
Chain (Junkyard Dog)
Chain (Hercules)
Chain (Billy Jack Haynes)
Chains (Nikita Koloff)
Chain & Lock Pendant (John Cena)
Cane (Curt Hawkins)
Cane (Slick)
Cane (Freddie Blassie)
Cane (Mr. Fuji)
Singapore Cane (Sandman)
Filipino Fighting Sticks (Steve Blackman)
Kendo Stick (Tommy Dreamer)
Baseball Bat (Sting)
Barbed Wire Baseball Bat (Cactus Jack)
Hammer of Peace (Estonian Thunderfrog)
Royal Pumpkin Scepter (Sheamus)
Shillelagh (Finlay)
Nightstick (Big Bossman)
Cattle Prod (The Mountie)
Branding Iron (Terry Funk)
Shovel (Senor Benjamin)
Tennis Racket (Jim Cornette)
Sledgehammer (Triple H)
2x4 (Jim Duggan)
Squeegee (Sid Vicious)
Rope (Repo Man)
Bullrope (Stan Hansen)
Bullrope (James Storm)
Chair (La Parka)
Chair (Balls Mahoney/Axl Rotten)
Steel Chair (Raven)
Weight Belt (Hulk Hogan)
Weight Belt (Hollywood Nova)
Weight Belt (Ryback)
Bo-Leave in Bo Sign (Bo Dallas)
Barber Shop Window (Shawn Michaels/Marty Jannetty)
Coconut from Piper's Pit (Jimmy Snuka/Roddy Piper)
The Ring Bell (Ricky Steamboat/Randy Savage)
Yellow Paint (Jeff Jarrett/Tojo Yamamoto)
Shredded Turnbuckle Pad (George Steele)
Horseshoe (Haystacks Calhoun)
Bones (Moondogs)
Plunger (DL Hopper)
Blood Bath (The Brood)
Loaded Handbag or Heels (Sherri Martel)
Golf Clubs (Barry Darsow)
Dildos (Hardcore Homo)
Deez Nutz (John Cena)
Deez Nutz (Road Dogg)
Slop Bucket (Godwinns)
Magic Carpet (Shawn Daivari)
Slim Jims (Randy Savage)
Bananas (Space Monkey)
Slapjack (Stevie Ray)
Little Cowboy Hat (Kurt Angle)
Office Door (APA)
Serving Tray (Bret Hart/Goldberg)
Bedpan (Steve Austin/Vince McMahon)
Stretcher Board (Rey Mysterio/Big Show)
Money Giveaway Podium (Mr. McMahon)
Eye of Tyr (Ultramantis Black)
Notes:
- Living things are acceptable (Boogeyman's worms, Tara's tarantula, etc.)
- Items must be unique to a character (so no SAT, ambulance, Yoshihiko, Eye of Tyr, Tupelo Concession Stand, DDT Iron Heavymetalweight Championship
Belt, or RAW Comp-u-GM unless someone can connect them to a single character)
- Items must be specified ("whatever Dario Cueto is using to control Matanza" isn't enough to qualify)
[Edited on 3-3-2017 by Matte]
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Cherokee Jack
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If a single character is necessary, I'd say the Eye of Tyr can be tied to Ultramantis Black. He introduced it, and while he may not have been
involved with 100% of its happenings, he was definitely involved in most/at the center of its story.
I'll add a few more as well, that I'm pretty sure aren't on the list (or at least I didn't see them):
Hammer of Peace ([Estonian] Thunderfrog)
Magic Carpet (Shawn Daivari)
Banana (Space Monkey)
Weight belt (Hulk Hogan/Hollywood Nova/Ryback/perhaps others)
[Edited on 2-16-2017 by Cherokee Jack]
I'm Cherokee Jack!
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the goon
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
So... mikeb hasn't checked in for 8 months now. I don't want to step on his or anyone else's toes, but I'm thinking about
taking this one over and making it this year's shOOwdOOwn. Maybe even having more than one showdown this year (thinking either Finisher or
Entrance Music as #2), but no guarantees on that bit.
Personally speaking, I'd be more interested in an Ultimate Finisher or Ultimate Entrance Music shOOwdOOwn than something involving inanimate
objects.
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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My goodness! How could we (I) forget Sheamus' pumpkin on a stick???
Don't Mess With Texas
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CCharger
The Great One 
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Lord Alfred Hayes's penis
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
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salmonjunkie
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be 
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quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
Lord Alfred Hayes's penis
Brut! It smells like a man!
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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Late nominee (if not already mentioned) - Kurt Angle's kid's cowboy hat
I probably missed it by scrolling too fast but is The List of Jericho on there, because that would be a whopper to not have in the competition.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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