G-Spot
"El Diablo"
Posts 519
Registered 8-31-2008 Location J-Town Pa. Member Is Offline Mood:
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posted on 7-11-2016 at 07:25 PM |
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Adult Nerd Whines to News, Gets Ringside Tix
An adult wrestling nerd who cannot read, or at least has no reading comprehension, whines to the local news and eventually gets ringside tickets to
WWE Smackdown. Sure, it sucks after the first time he bitched he never got the tickets promised, but the fact that for years and years and years it
has always been "Card Subject To Change" (there was even a wrestling documentary named that!) should have been understood. I could understand it if
it was a child involved, or handicapped adult, but this guy is the epitome of wrestling nerd, and the WWE didn't have to do anything. But I
guess not wanting bad press (even from a local station) wins out when a whiny nerd can't see John Cena. Sheesh!
"G-Spot rocks the g-spot!!!
**Ghandi (Clone High)**
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 5765
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Scarsguard Member Is Offline Mood: Finally Deleted
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posted on 7-11-2016 at 07:30 PM |
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His next favourite activity after watching wrestling is to go to ball parks and knock ten-year olds out of the way so he can get to the foul balls
first.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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Flash
The Rowdy One
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Registered 4-22-2005 Location Brantford, Ontario Member Is Offline Mood:
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posted on 7-12-2016 at 05:21 AM |
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I can see even Cena saying take that shirt off...
Honestly if the WWE promises something they should be held to account... so when they promised a champion would be crowned, what a year ago now, at a
PPV and pulled the carpet out from beneath the fans. If something is the major selling point of what you are doing then what you deliver should be
pretty close to that.
I could even go so far as to say that if you seek a refund up to 48 hours before hand because the card changed then you should be able to get a
refund... the card subject to change should be a double edged sword.
In saying that, this guy is a tool.
Shit happens, performers get hurt and generally speaking the WWE is pretty good about subbing in a big name if a headliner goes down. Bryan was out of
their control, and I can't quite peg down if Cena was hurt then or not, that's probably the likely culprit.
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SaiyaJinDX
And I am AWESOME
Posts 183
Registered 11-13-2005 Member Is Offline Mood: Chillin
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posted on 7-12-2016 at 03:55 PM |
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I'll laugh if Cena is drafted to Raw and this guy is sitting in the front row with a mad face. :-P
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1217
Registered 7-20-2011 Location Elsewhereville, Whogivesashittington...Alberta, Ca Member Is Offline Mood: Berried
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posted on 7-13-2016 at 10:20 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by Flash
...this guy is a tool.
Right? I can't believe guys still try to rock the soulpatch and Luke Perry sideburns combo. $20 bucks says he has a silk Dragon Ball Z buttonup
shirt in his closet.
Twitter and Instagram: WatkinsAGoGo
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