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Author: Subject: Adult Nerd Whines to News, Gets Ringside Tix
G-Spot
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posted on 7-11-2016 at 07:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Adult Nerd Whines to News, Gets Ringside Tix

An adult wrestling nerd who cannot read, or at least has no reading comprehension, whines to the local news and eventually gets ringside tickets to WWE Smackdown. Sure, it sucks after the first time he bitched he never got the tickets promised, but the fact that for years and years and years it has always been "Card Subject To Change" (there was even a wrestling documentary named that!) should have been understood. I could understand it if it was a child involved, or handicapped adult, but this guy is the epitome of wrestling nerd, and the WWE didn't have to do anything. But I guess not wanting bad press (even from a local station) wins out when a whiny nerd can't see John Cena. Sheesh!







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Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-11-2016 at 07:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
His next favourite activity after watching wrestling is to go to ball parks and knock ten-year olds out of the way so he can get to the foul balls first.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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Flash
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posted on 7-12-2016 at 05:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I can see even Cena saying take that shirt off...

Honestly if the WWE promises something they should be held to account... so when they promised a champion would be crowned, what a year ago now, at a PPV and pulled the carpet out from beneath the fans. If something is the major selling point of what you are doing then what you deliver should be pretty close to that.

I could even go so far as to say that if you seek a refund up to 48 hours before hand because the card changed then you should be able to get a refund... the card subject to change should be a double edged sword.

In saying that, this guy is a tool.

Shit happens, performers get hurt and generally speaking the WWE is pretty good about subbing in a big name if a headliner goes down. Bryan was out of their control, and I can't quite peg down if Cena was hurt then or not, that's probably the likely culprit.

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SaiyaJinDX
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posted on 7-12-2016 at 03:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll laugh if Cena is drafted to Raw and this guy is sitting in the front row with a mad face. :-P
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CM Crunk
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posted on 7-13-2016 at 10:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Flash
...this guy is a tool.


Right? I can't believe guys still try to rock the soulpatch and Luke Perry sideburns combo. $20 bucks says he has a silk Dragon Ball Z buttonup shirt in his closet.





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