lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Booty O's
I have a box of real, actual Booty O's in my hand. Right now.
My girlfriend, who didn't watch wrestling until about a year ago, thinks New Day is the best thing in the world, so I got her some surprise
Booty for when she comes over tomorrow.
I'll report back about what they taste like. Because we're totally eating them. We're eatin the Booty. It will be a Booty eating
party.
I look forward to reading other people's Booty eating experiences in this most positive and rainbow colored of threads.
Booty.
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janerd75
The Rowdy One 
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This easily should be nominated for Post and Thread of The Year, as well as Legendary Poster of All Time. lz4005 is the greatest pOOster in the
history of this site and one hell of a fine human being. Please, dear sir, don't forget to take pictures and share them with the rest of the
class. Ass. The ass class. Show us dat booty, boi.
No, it's not that
NSFW, but just in case you sensitives have a shit hissy....
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
Then Jean-Paul climbs into the ring and bleeds right through the tampon. - merc
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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I formally second every single nomination Janerd just made. Booty indeed. lz4005 belongs in the Hall oOf Fame, right next to Crunker's
Pops.
[Edited on 8-8-2016 by Count Zero]
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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CCharger
The Rowdy One 
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
Please, dear sir, don't forget to take pictures [OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND] and share them with the rest of the class. Ass. The ass class. Show us dat
booty, boi.
When it Reigns, it bores.
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1383
Registered 11-12-2003 Member Is Offline Mood: Oolitic
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| posted on 8-8-2016 at 05:00 PM |
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Booty O update, aka things just got real:
GF just texted me to let me know she's bringing a friend with her.
I've been promising to give her friend a guitar lesson for months and never quite got around to it. So she's coming over tonight.
GF doesn't realize she's going to get some new Booty tonight.
I have a feeling all of us are going to end up eating Booty this evening. It might be a little awkward when I first bring it up, but I know GF will be
super excited to share her Booty with us...if slightly embarrassed.
Her friend's pretty cool. Seems like the type who would be really into it. She's adventurous, likes to try new things.
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Thom
The Immortal One 
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TIL lz's gonna eat his GF's friend's booty.
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1383
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| posted on 8-8-2016 at 06:54 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Thom
TIL lz's gonna eat his GF's friend's booty.
Technically the box belongs to my girlfriend.
It's a gift.
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DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian
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Do you prefer your Booty Os with syrup or jelly? I prefer syrup.
Get off my lawn.
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1383
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quote:
Originally posted by DKBroiler
Do you prefer your Booty Os with syrup or jelly? I prefer syrup.
Who puts syrup or jelly on cereal?
I'm going to pour some milk on them before I dig in.
Anyway, I hope the marshmallows aren't too sticky. It's been really hot and humid lately.
There's nothing worse than pulling your hand out of the Booty and having things stuck to your fingers. So gross.
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DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian
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quote:
Originally posted by lz4005
quote:
Originally posted by DKBroiler
Do you prefer your Booty Os with syrup or jelly? I prefer syrup.
Who puts syrup or jelly on cereal?
I'm going to pour some milk on them before I dig in.
Anyway, I hope the marshmallows aren't too sticky. It's been really hot and humid lately.
There's nothing worse than pulling your hand out of the Booty and having things stuck to your fingers. So gross.
Hahaha. It's an old Chris Rock joke about eating ass, AKA salad tossing.
Get off my lawn.
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
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quote:
Originally posted by DKBroiler
Hahaha. It's an old Chris Rock joke about eating ass, AKA salad tossing.
Well that's just disgusting.
Why would you bring that filth into a wholesome thread about breakfast cereal?
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DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian
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quote:
Originally posted by lz4005
quote:
Originally posted by DKBroiler
Hahaha. It's an old Chris Rock joke about eating ass, AKA salad tossing.
Well that's just disgusting.
Why would you bring that filth into a wholesome thread about breakfast cereal?
Where do you think milk comes from?
Cow rape.
Get off my lawn.
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 8-8-2016 at 10:38 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by lz4005
quote:
Originally posted by Thom
TIL lz's gonna eat his GF's friend's booty.
Technically the box belongs to my girlfriend.
It's a gift.
Twitter and Instagram
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1383
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We all three ate the hell out of that Booty last night.
We took turns at first, then did it all at once. All three of us eating the Booty at the same time.
I was right about GF's friend. She was super into eating GF's Booty.
Girl almost went right for the box, face first, as soon as we asked her if she wanted some.
It was a fun night, I gotta say.
Seriously, am I the only person to do this?
Pics to follow.
[Edited on 8-9-2016 by lz4005]
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1383
Registered 11-12-2003 Member Is Offline Mood: Oolitic
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| posted on 8-9-2016 at 06:05 PM |
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A lot of the Booty-O's were less round than I expected.
I should have known better. Every Booty is it's own unique shape.
Overall, my GF's Booty was pretty damn good. Her friend said it tasted exactly like Lucky Charms. She couldn't get enough. Even went back
for seconds after I was done with it.
I think the experience was even better for having a 3rd person there to eat the Booty with us. Really made it feel like a party.
5 out of 5. Would eat that Booty again. Maybe not every day, but definitely on special occasions.
[Edited on 8-9-2016 by lz4005]
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merc
Man of a Thousand Holds
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Did your GF F think it weird you took pics the whole time? Or is she an exhibitionist?
"I wish sarcasm was available as a font." John Stuart Mill
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lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1383
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quote:
Originally posted by merc
Did your GF F think it weird you took pics the whole time? Or is she an exhibitionist?
She knows me and how much I take pics of things. Wasn't surprised at all.
There's a really good one of her winking at me as she's about to taste the Booty, but I figure some things should stay private.
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Dominator
Dominated by my love for Randy Orton
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| posted on 8-16-2016 at 11:14 PM |
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Brilliant.
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janerd75
The Rowdy One
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quote:
Originally posted by Dominator
Brilliant.
quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
This easily should be nominated for Post and Thread of The Year...
Pre-called it. This is so exciting!!! Dom's Return and Booty-O innuendo, is there anything finer?!?!
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
Then Jean-Paul climbs into the ring and bleeds right through the tampon. - merc
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
...is there anything finer?!?!
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