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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: SmackDown LIVE (August 16, 2016)
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posted on 8-17-2016 at 10:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Dom Returns� and he's going to watch B'lack Larceny stool push Young Randall at SooperSlam. Who said 2016 was a bad year?

I said might. And anything that falls into the "Pushing Orton" category would not qualify.





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posted on 8-17-2016 at 11:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Dom Returns� and he's going to watch B'lack Larceny stool push Young Randall at SooperSlam. Who said 2016 was a bad year?

I said might. And anything that falls into the "Pushing Orton" category would not qualify.


2 1/2 months MIA and that'^^ your return post? If that was a wrestling book, the interwebs would break with cries of how shitty the return was booked.

Welcome back!


ETA: are a perfectly fine breakfast and I'll eat mine. I found your return post.

Still welcome back

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posted on 8-17-2016 at 04:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Eva Marie is garbage. I'm not even sure which is faker looking-- her acting ability, her dumb hair color or her tits.





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posted on 8-17-2016 at 10:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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"Kick your head right off your face!" Dolph said.

Then looked like he threw up in his mouth
Well, it's no "kick your leg right out from under your leg".

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posted on 8-17-2016 at 10:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by the goon
Random thoughts:

-It seems most here are down on the Ambrose/Dolph segment, but damn did I love that superkick from out of nowhere at the end. That was some good stuff.

-I'm continuing to enjoy this Eva Marie storyline way more than I should. I thought they played it perfectly tonight, with the "Eva Marie Debuts Tonight!" graphic and then the usual big intro, only to have her not even make it to the arena this time. Like I said last week, they should just keep playing this out until it's beyond absurd.
Yeah. let's continue to bury the entire womens division for an untalented pile of garbage simply because she has an entrance.

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posted on 8-17-2016 at 10:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 8-17-2016 at 10:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Get off my lawn, ya bastids!





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-17-2016 at 10:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
All kidding aside, I am a bit concerned with where this whole Eva Marie thing is heading. Unless she found some mystical wish granting monkey paw during one of their overseas tours, I think it's probably safe to say that she's still shite in the ring. I will commend WWE for actually turning into the skid and making chicken salad out of lemons (that's right, right? I feel like that might not be right.) but even the cheesy announcer (famed voice over artist, Corey Burton. Transformers G1 Shockwave!) won't be enough to keep me interested if she is still laughably bad in the ring. At least with the 6-Woman Tag settup they can give her a "win" (IF she's able to compete) without tarnishing anything.

Honestly? I hope things keep on keepin' on with her and we're all typing with aged, arthritically crippled fingers about her induction into the Hall of Fame class of '31 without having wrestled a single match since her drafting to Smackdown! Live.





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posted on 8-17-2016 at 10:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's a legit concern. They very well could push her until she mega-botches and ends someone's career. They are that damn dumb and short sighted sometimes.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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Mostly inoffensive show, ranging from boring to decent, with me liking the Cena/Styles stuff a fair bit. I kinda dig Heath Slater way more than I should, and was a bit sad when the contract wasn't signed.
That Slater backstage skit was beyond tasteless. They blatantly make light of concussions WITH DANIEL FUCKING BRYAN STANDING RIGHT THERE AND LAUGHING AT HIM. Why would Bryan, who has had issues with them, agree to do that shit? Who ever allowed that to get on air should be fired.

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posted on 8-17-2016 at 11:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote


I missed most of Smackdown last night, and only caught the closing seconds of Slater's segment. It couldn't possibly have been that bad, right? Seems more like a hyper-sensitive talking point for a dirt sheet comment section.

[Edited on 8/17/2016 by CM Crunk]





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posted on 8-18-2016 at 02:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Ahh, I didn't bother reading.

For this outburst, since GEG named me the OO JBL I need accuracy from him.

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posted on 8-18-2016 at 02:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Eve Marie = Glacier..he says hopefully





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posted on 8-18-2016 at 02:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Random thoughts:

-It seems most here are down on the Ambrose/Dolph segment, but damn did I love that superkick from out of nowhere at the end. That was some good stuff.

-I'm continuing to enjoy this Eva Marie storyline way more than I should. I thought they played it perfectly tonight, with the "Eva Marie Debuts Tonight!" graphic and then the usual big intro, only to have her not even make it to the arena this time. Like I said last week, they should just keep playing this out until it's beyond absurd.
Yeah. let's continue to bury the entire womens division for an untalented pile of garbage simply because she has an entrance.


This makes me enjoy the Eva Marie angle even more now.

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posted on 8-18-2016 at 03:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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This makes me enjoy the Eva Marie angle even more now.


Heh. Yes. Eva Marie could be the greatest thing to ever come from the Brand Split. Let's hope she buries Becky Lynch some more soon.

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posted on 8-18-2016 at 12:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CM Crunk


I missed most of Smackdown last night, and only caught the closing seconds of Slater's segment. It couldn't possibly have been that bad, right? Seems more like a hyper-sensitive talking point for a dirt sheet comment section.

[Edited on 8/17/2016 by CM Crunk]
What happened is that Bryan wand Shane gave Slater a contract. Slater looks at Shane and seemingly out of it, mistakes him for Stephanie. IT's clearly implied he has a concussion. Bryan's response? He laughs at Slater. Bryan, the guy who had a real life issue with concussions and ended up losing his career because of them, is laughing at a guy suffering a concussion. It was very tasteless.

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posted on 8-18-2016 at 01:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Honestly, I think they should put the Smackdown women's belt on EM. I'm not even joking. She can be the women's division Honky Tonk Man, the undeserving piece of talentless crap who keeps using underhanded tactics and bullshit to keep the title against far more deserving and capable wrestlers.

And when Asuka comes to Wrestlemania and Ultimate Warriors her ass, it will be very, very satisfying.





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posted on 8-18-2016 at 01:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Honestly, I think they should put the Smackdown women's belt on EM. I'm not even joking. She can be the women's division Honky Tonk Man, the undeserving piece of talentless crap who keeps using underhanded tactics and bullshit to keep the title against far more deserving and capable wrestlers.

And when Asuka comes to Wrestlemania and Ultimate Warriors her ass, it will be very, very satisfying.
Becky should be the one to destroy Eva Marie. She deserves it a hell of a lot more having to be the brunt of WWE Uncreative.

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Buried people don't get titles. They just keep getting buried deeper and deeper. Oh the frustrating losses for Becky in her feud with champion Eva Marie over a few months before the feud wraps and Eva Marie moves on to her next challenger. There will be a couple wins in there - perhaps a non -title match to bait some into thinking that Becky might come out of this with a the title. But more likely the "champ gets self disqualified giving opponent victory while keeping title" routine. And the meaningless tag team loss.


GEG - love your thoughts on this. Works perfectly.





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posted on 8-18-2016 at 04:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If that happens I will find you. I will... well, you know the rest.





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posted on 8-18-2016 at 05:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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If that happens I will find you. I will... well, you know the rest.


Passionate kisses?

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posted on 8-18-2016 at 06:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Whoooo boy. With all these people lining up to bury Bex, we're gonna need a lot more:




Everybody grab one, and get to work.

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posted on 8-18-2016 at 09:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sadly that jobber may be the only woman left for the next 30 days.





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posted on 8-18-2016 at 09:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Whoooo boy. With all these people lining up to bury Bex, we're gonna need a lot more:

Everybody grab one, and get to work.


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posted on 8-18-2016 at 11:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bertos not a good troll, he's not a bad troll, he's THE troll...





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