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Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (April 10, 2017)
G. Jonah Jameson
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:07 AM
No goddamn way.
ETA: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.
[Edited on 4/11/2017 by G. Jonah Jameson]
LoveMuscle
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:07 AM
The stunt coordinators did a good job swapping out the Reigns stretcher with the stunt dummy stretcher.
... Then you can see Reigns escaping out of the ambulance before we cut to taped footage of it flipping over.
[Edited on 4-11-2017 by LoveMuscle]
Nobledictator1278
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:08 AM
Why can I not stop laughing
nOOb
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:08 AM
Braun Strowman just became the top face in the company. Give that man the title now. All of them.
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Count Zero
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:08 AM
How does this NOT result in a BRAGGGGHHHH face turn???? That was fucking amazeballs. DUDE FLIPPED A FUCKING AMBULANCE.
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janerd75
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:09 AM
DAZZLING FEATS OF STRENGTH!!! THANK YOU STROW-MAN!!! *clap clap clapclapclap*
[Edited on 4-11-2017 by janerd75]
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:10 AM
That was fucking amazing.
Il Palazzo
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:10 AM
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH needs no face turn, OR titles. He only needs....... I don't know what he needs. I guess someone that
fans hate that he can repeatedly beat up. And maybe a nice sandwich.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
Sam Is Neat
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:11 AM
I want the Ambulance Vs. Lesnar at the next PPV.
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:11 AM
Best outside-the-ring segment of the year so far. Insane yet not insulting the way Orton burning down the Wyatt meth-lab was. Sometimes the crazy old
bastard and his evil homunculus, Bukukky, actually still do know what makes great TV.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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Nobledictator1278
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:12 AM
Not insulting..... he flipped a ambulance
nOOb
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:14 AM
They missed a huge opportunity by not continuing this assault after the commercial break.
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LoveMuscle
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:14 AM
They should have had Strowman hijack the second ambulance.
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:15 AM
I really, really want them to show Roman arriving at the hospital, and then while he's being unloaded from the Official Backup Medical Van
Strowman comes running in to attack again. I was almost expecting him to drive something into the van before it could leave.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:16 AM
quote:Originally posted by Nobledictator1278
Not insulting..... he flipped a ambulance
Don't expect anything out of this other than what it is. Go with the moment, man. Just go with the moment.
[Edited on 4/11/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Sam Is Neat
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:16 AM
quote:Originally posted by LoveMuscle
The audience is paying more attention to whatever is going on in the crowd rather than the Charlotte/Nia match.
That's because The Drifter, Elias Samson, was "drifting" through the crowd, during the match.
[Edited on 4-11-2017 by Sam Is Neat]
janerd75
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:17 AM
Shiiiit, in retrospect, Strowman should have gotten the nod against Taker instead of Reigns. Relatively clean slate UberHoss without the baggage and
tons of upside. Time to call Dr. Whom.
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Cherokee Jack
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:17 AM
quote:Originally posted by LoveMuscle
The audience is paying more attention to whatever is going on in the crowd rather than the Charlotte/Nia match.
Evidently that was Elias
Samson, driftin' his way through a soft debut on Raw.
I'm Cherokee Jack!
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:19 AM
People, people, people....
Maggle Cole just announced that they are sending Charley to the "medical facility" to report on Roman.
I don't think we have to worry about there being another chapter here.
The whole thing was done rather artlessly and with no attempt to encourage suspension of disbelief. But even with crappy edits and stagecraft, it
doesn't matter, because "Roman Reigns Snuff Film" is already enough reason for most of us to suspend disbelief.
I fully expect Strowman to show up and power slam the MRI Machine, or something, at this point.
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Nobledictator1278
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:23 AM
That segment was so over the top...I almost think Matt hardy wrote it.
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:25 AM
Who would have ever thought that Roman "big poochie" Reigns could be a decent prop in amazing segments two weeks in a row. What a time to be alive.
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Count Zero
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:26 AM
..My god. Wouldn't that be truly brilliant if Matt Hardy was brought back to be a script-doctor? Like, "Matt, how can we make this segment
ridiculously awesome, with equal parts ridiculous AND awesome?"
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nOOb
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:30 AM
If they start having Roman's segments strictly at the Hardy Compound, maybe there's hope for him yet.
And by that I mean he falls into the Lake of Reincarnation and reverts to that one time fans cheered him.
[Edited on 4-11-2017 by nOOb]
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nOOb
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:42 AM
Hey, a third of Smackdown's women's division just went to Raw. That means Becky is one less third buried over there but is also somehow
buried more because she didn't get moved over.
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Count Zero
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posted on 4-11-2017 at 03:46 AM
So can anybody list "big names" who haven't shown up tonight on RAM, presumably because they've got "shook" to SD?
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